For r/historymemes
George Soper: You're an asymptomatic carrier of typhoid. You need to stop preparing food for other people, because that's how the outbreaks keep happening. Or at least start washing your hands first.
Mary Mallon: https://media.tenor.com/iWTMLrk_qu4AAAAM/tailriskk.gif
America if John C. Calhoun was never born (and the cotton gin was never invented):
https://i.imgflip.com/2z712o.jpg?a478008
When I'm in a Congressional election and my opponent is Henry Clay:
https://en.meming.world/images/en/c/c9/When_I%27m_in_a_Competition_and_My_Opponent_Is.jpg
When I'm in a Presidential election and my opponent is Henry Clay:
https://a.pinatafarm.com/480x480/ce826300fa/squidward-gets-smashed.jpg
[Picture of Andrew Jackson]
Caption: Andrew Jackson
[Picture of Zachary Taylor]
Caption: The cooler Andrew Jackson
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cooler-daniel
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mel-gibson-talking-to-bloody-jesus
Mel Gibson as America: The British treated us so horribly, they made us pay TAXES that made it SOMEWHAT MORE DIFFICULT TO MAKE MONEY!
Jesus as India, Ireland, and nearly every other British colony: Wow, how horrible for you.
America: *still has gender inequality more than 100 years after giving women the vote in 1920*
Spain, which has some of the best gender equality in the world even though women couldn't even own property there until the 1970s: Pathetic.
https://a.pinatafarm.com/320x196/bbcd9d3933/skinner-pathetic.jpg
Ernest Hemingway's writing: There is no value in life besides excitement and sensory pleasure.
Hemingway when he got old and couldn't do the exciting and pleasurable things he used to do:
English students for some reason: *surprised Pikachu face*
The Allies preparing for World War II, colorized:
Aragorn as the USA: You have my steel.
Legolas as the British Empire: And you have my intelligence.
Gimli as the Soviet Union: And my blood!