Happy Hiccup Day!
Me as a hipster: I liked Toothless before he was a Night Fury.
Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Camicazi: *walk up the beach just in time to win the Swimming Competition at the end of Book 7*
My Brain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42xCUc_-I1E
Someone: Camicazi, how are you so awesome?
Camicazi: The secret ingredient is crime.
Hiccup explaining to everyone he meets why they shouldn't kill him just yet:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ibai-llanos-explaining-things
When a friendly Intertribal Swimming Race suddenly turns into a three-month voyage to America with the fate of multiple Tribes hanging in the balance:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-escalated-quickly
Other Vikings every time Hiccup shows up after being presumed dead:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vince-mcmahon-surprised-x-when-y-walks-in
Norbert the Nutjob once the Doomfang leaves Hysteria alone: I go to America!
Book readers when Alvin the Treacherous cheats death for the hundredth time:
https://imgur.com/a/template-vHiKVom
Potential book readers: Well, I like you...
Hiccup's Inspiring story of Becoming A Hero the Hard Way: *beams*
Potential book readers: But I'm kind of scared of disgusted by that guy. *points at potty humor*
Hiccup's Inspiring story of Becoming A Hero the Hard Way: I-I don't even know that guy!
Potty humor: Look at me, brother.
When Hiccup acquires a random object:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-a-surprise-tool-that-will-help-us-later