For r/historymemes
Augusto Pinochet: I'm not very smart or talented, and the other kids call me a donkey. I bet it'll be impossible for me to ever become important.
The CIA: Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWDx_n3XQAUYBXP.jpg
https://i.imgflip.com/1yt2dz.jpg?a478152
[Rasputin probably being a rapist]
Russian people: i sleep
[Rasputin being friends with the Queen]
Russian people: real shit?
On one side of a venn diagram: Russia
On the other side of a venn diagram: China
In the middle: Having a civil war in the middle of a world war
On one side of a venn diagram: The United States
On the other side of a venn diagram: China
In the middle: Throwing British drugs into the sea
Child on the edge of the pool being caught by parent: Republic of Texas
Child drowning nearby: California Republic
Skeleton at the bottom of the pool: Vermont Republic
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mother-ignoring-kid-drowning-in-a-pool