Savior's Love
George releases a Harry Potter themed adult collection. Hilarity ensues.
George may be donating all of the profits on his Harry Potter collection to the war orphans fund, but he didn't actually ask Harry’s permission first. The only reason he didn't tell George to change the frankly ridiculous and borderline sexual type of products to something tamer is because he said it was one of Fred's ideas.
So reluctantly he dealt with the wixen world obsessing over him even more visibly.
Looks like the only one less entertained by it is Malfoy.
Draco has been successfully avoiding Potter, his memories of being saved from fire, and his years old infatuation since they came back to Hogwarts for eight year.
But the admittedly funny Weasley brother has to go and release a scourge of Potter on the school and the wizarding world alike. Now Draco is in a purgatory of Potter even when he is nowhere near.
Savior's bedhead hair potion
Savior's gaze eye drops
Savior's confidence motivational poster
Savior's sweet talk alarm clock
Savior's embrace body pillow
Savior's sweet dreams potion
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Draco's new routine consisted of keeping a low profile and avoiding Potter, working hard in classes and avoiding Potter, studying diligently and avoiding Potter. And he was doing very well at it too. He was less successful at avoiding Potter in his sleep however. He was alternately haunted by nightmares of fiendfyre, giant snakes, the screams of innocents, and dreams of Potter. Potter's green eyes on him, Potter's warm back against him on a broom, Potter's hair in his face, Potter's scent, Potter's skin against his lips. Sometimes both in one night, starting with nightmares of the very real horrors of the war, and ending with Potter saving him from them and sweeping him away on his broom.
He couldn't lay the blame of his dreams fixation entirely on Potter's penchant for saving people though.
As a child he had of course heard of the famous boy who lived. Even though his father had told him there was nothing special about the boy, that it was all a fluke, or the work of adult wizards, he had still daydreamed of befriending the famous boy at Hogwarts. He knew of course that they were the same age and would be yearmates at school and he imagined them side by side ruling the school. The rich and powerful Malfoy heir and the famous boy who lived, adored by all.
He had learned not to talk about it though. His father had been angry and gone on a tirade the one time he mentioned it, and had forbidden him from prattling such childish nonsense to his friends lest it come back to their parents.
And Draco knew Vince and Greg couldn't keep secrets. He had told Pansy though and sworn her to secrecy. She was his best friend after all.
Draco was crossing the entrance hall on his way to breakfast when an owl swooped in the door and dropped an envelope in the middle of the floor. The envelope opened by itself, and Draco thought for a moment it was a howler, until a stream of papers came out and spun into a small tornado. A few papers launched themselves in different directions from the weather phenomenon and stuck the walls before the tornado of paper swooped away further into the castle.
Draco slowly made his way over to the envelope, picking ot up carefully.
W* Remote Marketing Tornado
That was the Weasley joke shop logo on the front.
Then he curiously walked over to where one of the posters had stuck itself to the wall, and immediately got assaulted by a smiling and winking picture of Potter.