Soulless No Longer

Error talking

Nightmare talking

Thinking/X talking/Deity

Error tapped his fingers on his desk, waiting impatiently. The special guests he had called for were on their way, but he wanted them to arrive before the students showed up. He heard someone giggling and he looked up and swore. "Of course you're the first one to show up, you chaotic pain. I swear, Inky learned how to be a little terror from you." he said, even as he pulled a bag of skittles out of his pocket.

Chaos giggled again, and the Axetale Temmie took the Skittles. She had a rather evil look on her face, one that wasn't normally there. It was her planning Evil face. "ERROR!" Blue half yelled, half scolded. Error just looked over at Blue. "Remember the bank statements?" Blue froze, then carefully turned and walked away. "Do as you please." he said, walking over to the corner of the room. The power of plausible deniability was a beautiful thing. "Oh, I will." Chaos clapped her paws together, giggling. "Are the Goblins getting ready to take the money back?"

Error smirked. "Yes, and since the Dumbass will be distracted with his office...Well, we'll have all the time in the world, as long as he's busy." "Which is where I come in, and if you smell something burning, it's his desk." Chaos said, giggling like a maniac. "I wonder how many more secrets Dumbassdore has in his office...." Error raised a brow. "He's at the bare minimum three floors higher than me. If I smell something burning, it's a cause for concern, Chaos." Chaos just shrugged.

"And I'll also destroy the monitoring devices, Inky may be Inky now, but we can't risk them giving him away, if they will." Chaos smiled. "Also, look up a reporter named Rita, I'm sure that she will love to know what Dumbassdore did, and did you know that he was the one to leave our young friend with his Aunt and Uncle?" A black and teal cat appeared next to Chaos. "Well clearly you haven't heard of the Weasley twins." she told Error. A bird made of fire poofed into existence on the desk, brilliant blue eyes clearly grinning. "Ruin his day, please." "Oh, I will be...." Chaos smirked. She tore open the skittle bag and ate the candy quickly. Practically vibrating, she teleported out of the classroom.

"Hm... Do you think we should leave some surprises in their dorms before we leave?" asked Align. The bird giggled, then gasped. "Can I pretend to be your familiar today? Either one of you?" Error just smirked and walked away, sitting back down in his very comfortable chair. He looked over at the firebird, then at Blue, who smiled brightly and gave the firebird a thumbs up. "YES!" She flapped, taking off and perching on his head. "I can look like a normal phoenix!"

she said excitedly. Blue smiled and told the bird on his head, "You can show up and pretend to be my familiar whenever you want, just make certain no chaos can be traced back to us, ok?"

"Oh, sure. I just love the idea of watching in person...heehee." The bird, Sinead, changed until she appeared mostly like a phoenix, with two magenta feathers on her crest and a generally paler orange color. Her underside was actually a more golden yellow, and magenta trailed the front of her wings. Blue smiled and started to stroke the beautiful looking firebird. She trilled, hopping to his shoulder so he could reach her better. "Don't mind that..." Fawkes flamed in right after and perched on the back of Error's chair, warbling softly. Error leapt off of the chair and stared at the phoenix in surprise. "How much time do we have before class starts?" Align asked Error. Error looked at the clock on the wall. "About half an hour." he said, before looking at the phoenix on his chair suspiciously.

"D'oh, isn't he pretty." Sinead commented through slitted eyes, staring at Fawkes and leaning into Blue's pets. Fawkes glared at Sinead, before bursting into flame right in front of a surprised Error. "What'd I do?" she sobbed. An ugly chick appeared from the pile of ashes, cheeping at Error. "Oh yeah, that happens." Sinead calmed down. Error looked over at Sinead. "Apparently, the fact that you wanted to pretend to be a familiar ticked him off, so he became mine. Just in case you tried before he could get a chance to." he told her. "Well I can still be Blue's familiar."

"Anything you really want us to do? Any rules we need to know beforehand?" the small cat asked. "Don't destroy the classroom, don't kill any students, and try not to attract attention if you leave the classroom" Error replied. "That sounds fair." Sinead dipped her head amiably, before crooning in delight as Blue hit a certain spot and scratched it. "Blue I think you should get a bowl for Fawkes so he can nest in his ashes." said Align, sneezing after she got too close to the little pile of ashes. Blue looked up from where he had been transfiguring a bowl. "I'm already on it." he said, confused. "He's so cute, though. Can I protect this little hatchling?" Sinead commented from his shoulder. Blue nodded happily, but Error interrupted. "Only if he'll let you, he's almost a thousand years old after all."

"Eh, I'm still older." she said, as if she was commenting on the weather. Sinead's blunt reply caused the little phoenix chick to look over at her in shock. "Getting your mama instincts out there Sinead" joked Align. Sinead glared at the cat while swooping over to the chick. "Well I am a Mama. So maybe." The little chick warbled happily at the warmth the firebird provided. She smiled down at him. "Precious hatchling." she crooned down at the little chick snuggling into her feathers.

Error looked at his list of admins he wanted to show up. "Ok, so Chaos, Sinead and Align are here. Do you guys know if Fire, Kirin or Sarah are planning on showing up soon?" he asked the admins in the room. "Isn't Fire dealing with...ahem..." Sinead trailed off, staring at Error. Error blinked then facepalmed. "Damn, I must be tired..." he muttered under his breath. "I think the others may still be asleep" muttered Align. "Well, Sarah's dealing with her Multiverse, getting treaties done and all that. She's busy." Sinead added. Error nodded. "Alright then, I just hope they show up before the class starts, I don't need the extra chaos that would happen if they show up in the middle of it." "Lol, it would be fantastic, though..." Sinead grinned. Error glared at Sinead. "Why the FUNK did you just say 'lol'!" "Because.~" she grinned tauntingly. "My Ink has been rubbing off on me." She snickered.

"Aren't you permanently fused with your Ink?" Align asked, staring at Sinead with a raised brow. "Most of me. I can exist separately now. Thanks to him, too." Sinead replied. "Well..." She amended. "Technically most of me is in my Omniverse, Elementverse. But he's my main vessel. I have several, in case you didn't know."

"Do any of you think we should trash Snape too?" Align asked everyone, her tail curling around her. Error frowned. "Please not right now, let's wait until we see how he treats Inky." Error groaned and rubbed his eyes exhaustedly. "Please give me the patience to do this today..." he prayed under his breath. "Don't worry, I'll be nice." Sinead said, but the evil grin on her face didn't reassure the professor.

There was a fizzing sound and suddenly a snow white cat with purple ears appeared midair and landed on top of the desk. "Sorry I'm late!" She said. "Did I miss anything?" Error looked over. "No, but you barely made it." Sinead cawed at her. "Sarah!" she called in greeting. She sighed in relief. "I thought I wouldn't make it." Her ears perked up and she turned in Sinead's direction. "Sinead!" she cried happily, walking over to her friend. Sinead sat down behind Fawkes. "Like my new hatchling?" Sarah crouched slightly in an attempt to sniff him. "So cute..." "He's adorable. He just claimed Error, but I'm totally gonna watch over the little one." Sinead cooed. She gasped. "He claimed Error? That's so awesome! A phoenix, right?"

Error looked around. "Wait, where did Align go?" "I'm right here" she called from the windowsill, tail twitching slightly. Sarah turned to Align. "Another cat!" she exclaimed in slight surprise. "Lots of cats now." Sinead commented. "And yes." she told Sarah, in answer to her question from earlier. Error sighed in relief. The last thing he needed was crazy admins on the loose in the castle! Especially cat admins...

A small dragon watched them from the shadows before deciding to perch on Error's head. "WHAT THE FLYING FU-" A fluffy tail stopped Error from cursing. "ERROR, LANGUAGE!" Blue scolded. Sarah's ears twitched and flattened to her head. "Ow... loud." Sinead peered at the dragon. "Hello Dark." she said, then decided to preen her feathers. "Oh dear" sighed Align. "How is little Inky?" "Wonderful, I imagine." Sinead said from under her feathers. Blue looked over at Align as Error struggled to pull the fluffy tail off of his mouth. "He should be ok, he has potions next." he said. Sarah walked over to be closer to the firebird and sat down. "I hope so."

Sinead's eyes glittered. "I like potions." Align gave them a look "Can't Snape read minds?" Sarah tried to shrug with her paws. Sinead just smiled darkly. "Finally!" Error cried as he got the tail off his mouth. Error smirked and told Align in a matter of fact tone, "Inky has the most chaotic mind in existence. He tries, he will go insane." Align snorted at the mental image of an insane Snape. Sarah's eyes glittered. "That sounds fun." she purred. "Ooh boy. You know nothing about me, then." Sinead murmured quietly. Blue looked over at Sinead. "You are an admin. Nothing can top your insanity. But for Inks... he has the most chaotic mind."

"Can I stay here? It's comfy" Dark purred as she slowly started to fall asleep in Error's hair. He looked up at the fluffy dragon perched in his hair. "Fine, but stay quiet." Dark nodded in agreement. Her tail rested on Error's shoulder, curling slightly. Sinead stared at the glitchy one and dragon. "So.. cute...." "So, you're pretending to be Blue's familiar?" Sarah asked, directing her attention to the Firebird on the desk. "Yes." She grinned with her eyes sparkling, beak parting slightly. "Be careful there Dark they might try and take you to a dragon sanctuary!" joked Align.

"They wouldn't dare" Dark muttered while glaring at the other admins, who were laughing. "Hey Error, how will your students react to me?" Dark purred. Sarah looked over at Sinead, who was nuzzling Fawkes again. The little chick was enjoying the attention, soaking it up happily. Boy, did he make the right choice here! Sarah addressed Sinead. "I can see how proud you are." she remarked dryly. Sinead just nodded, then cocked her head, looking over at the white and purple cat.

She tilted her head at the cat. "I bet you hear it, too." she trilled. "With ears like these, it's hard not to." She replied, flicking an ear. Dark's cat-like ear also flicked. "I also hear it." she remarked. "Hear what?" Blue asked curiously. Sinead tilted her head at him, then crooned loudly, a high trill within the note. "Guess." she told him. Just then, a knock was heard at the door. Dark didn't move from her spot on Error's head. "Not it." she said. Sarah jumped a foot in the air with her fur puffing up, letting out a startled mew and becoming the size of a kitten on instinct to try to hide. "Students are here" Align called. "Ah. The first student." Sinead ruffled her feathers as a female voice called out through the wooden door. "Hello?"

"Come in, kid." Error said, getting ready for the insanity. Dark stopped talking to make her seem more like an actual dragon. Align continued to lie on the window sill looking like a normal black and teal cat. Sarah became her usual size again after realizing it was just a student, trying to look like a regular cat despite her purple ears making it hard. Sinead trilled in amusement at the sight. A girl with bushy, light brown hair came in, carrying several books. "Good day, Professor." she greeted, looking around. Error cocked a brow at the multiple books in her arms; he had only assigned one book to the class, and he could see they were all DADA books from here. He shrugged it off as her being like those Ravenclaws from earlier.

The room was filled with animals. A dragon was on the professor's head, seemingly asleep. It's tail rested on the teacher's shoulder. Error stared at the young woman, squinting as he realized something. "You were that kid on the train, right? With the redhead boy?" "Yes! I'm so sorry about that." she replied. "Whatever. Write your name on this parchment please, you'll understand why later." Error told her uncaringly. She walked up to the desk, writing on the parchment before straightening. "May I ask why you have so many familiars, Professor Miscalculation? Or is that too presumptuous of me?" She looked at the creatures again. Was it just her or were all the animals watching her.... except for the ones that were asleep, of course.

"They aren't my familiars, they are actually part of today's lesson." Error told Ms... Hermione Granger calmly. Sinead squawked at her, flaring her wings and momentarily revealing Fawkes beneath her, cuddled against her feathers. Sarah just stared at the girl with curiosity, before hopping off the desk and curling up in front of it. Align let out a hissing laugh from her spot on the windowsill. "Oh! Well I must say, they are the most unique familiars I've seen, they're quite lovely..." She glanced at Align, her face scrunching up in confusion. The purple and white cat tried to suppress a grin, tail sticking up in the air in anticipation. Blue suppressed his chuckles. She won't be saying that for long~

"Ahem. Would you like me to sit?" Hermione proffered. Error just waved to the large, empty room, with all the desks pushed to the side "Where would you sit? But sure, sit on the floor if you want." She briskly found a seat at the front of the room, arranging her books on the desk behind her and sitting down in front. Sinead cawed at her lightly as she did so. The white and purple cat purred with quiet laughter, her body shaking.

The sound of bragging could be heard from the other side of the door. "Did you see his face. Honestly, even a mudblood doesn't crumple up like that. What do you expect, with a name like 'Inky Miscalculation' though, it is beyond stupid." The platinum haired boy from the night before came in with a small group of Slytherins, unknowing of the fact that he had been heard. Sinead let out a low screech, feathers raised as they entered. Sarah's ears shot up and her pupils became slits, visibly angered. She did her best to suppress her wings and claws. Her fur raised as she glared at him with all he had. The entire group of animals glared at him, with whatever natural form of weapon out ready to attack.

Error whispered as quietly as he possibly could, "Do as you wish, ladies... but he can't die." The cat at the desk seemed pleased with his words despite not showing it on her face. Sinead let out an animal noise, head low with wings opened threateningly, then she leapt from the chair, flying over as she raked his hair, clumps coming loose into her talons. Align gave out a screech of rage and launched herself at his face, claws out for blood. The previously smug boy screamed in terror. "NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!" Sarah stood, growing in size slightly to appear more threatening with no one but the other admins seeing. She stalked closer as he was occupied with the phoenix and other cat, preparing for a sneak attack.

As this was happening, the room filled with students. Blue went around and got everyone's name written down on the parchment, then went back to enjoying the show. "Pathetic." Sinead whispered and took off, soaring around the room. Sarah let out a laugh that sounded more like a growl when she reached his legs and unsheathed her claws, crawling up the boy quickly and scratching his face a few times. While the cat clawed up his legs however... she hit... something other than leg. With a high pitched keen, he fell. The purple and white cat jumped off the boy to avoid falling with him. Align gave a feline huff of disdain and jumped back to lie down at the window sill after deliberately wiping her bloody claws on his robes. Sinead landed behind Fawkes again, screeching once before folding in her wings and sitting on the chick, it's head sticking out. She glared at the boy on the floor with cold blue eyes. Sarah glared at the boy on the ground distastefully with piercing lavender eyes before becoming smaller once more and walking over to her spot in front of the desk.

Blue smirked coldly and roughly pulled the boy up. "What's your name?" he asked, voice as cold as the Arctic. "Draco Malfoy." the boy whimpered. "Mr. Malfoy, I hope you realize that bullying is against the rules, right?" Blue purred darkly, his eyes looking like glittering voids of despair to the Malfoy heir. A chortling sound emitted from Sinead as she gazed after them. Fawkes cheeped from his spot beneath her. The dragon on Error's head blinked open an eye to stare at Draco Malfoy. Sarah let out a laugh that sounded more like a small roar, making some of the Gryffindors blink and stare at the small cat in surprise. Align chuffed as she continued to give the boy the feline look of disdain. Sinead snapped her beak with an audible click, then curled up around her adopted chick and closed her blazing blue eyes.

"You will have detention with me or Professor Berrycloth tonight, at 7 pm sharp. If you are late, you will have to serve detention for two nights instead of one. Am I understood?" Error said in a cold voice, his face an expressionless mask. Some of the students gulped. They weren't pissing off this professor anytime soon, he was scarier than Snape! "What?!" Malfoy yelled. "Just for putting that stupid Hufflepuff, with the stupid name, in his place?! My father will hear about this!" Error pinned him with a cold gaze. "I don't give a flying funk who your father is." Align hissed loudly, sitting up from her previous lazing. It echoed through the room as her teal eyes blazed. Sarah made a sound somewhere between a hiss and growl, fur raising once more.Her eyes became a piercing lavender instead of their usual indigo as she stared at him again. The dragon grinned at Malfoy, it's empty eyes seeming to stare into his soul. It laughed before scanning the room and falling asleep again.

"You are quite pathetic, to use your father as a threat. "In the real world, you would be torn apart, quicker than you could say 'help'. In the real world, you don't go crying for Mommy and Daddy.

You are 16 and act like a 6 year old, using your father as a threat. Do you need a blanket? A stuffed animal?" Everyone stared in shock and in some cases admiration, and many were wishing they could record this event. A teddy bear was thrown at Malfoy, it felt like it was stuffed with rock. The dragon looked smug for some reason but that's impossible, it's just a stupid animal that's not suppose to be in this school. "Too bad if you do, because I'm here to teach you how to survive the real world, if you were in a fight, because your enemy will not take your father as a threat." Error continued.

The white and purple cat looked as if it was asleep, but still gave off the feeling of a lion or a tiger, staring at its next meal. The dragon's fluffy tail flicked to one side and the light above Draco flickered before shattering into oblivion. Dean Thomas, Sixth Year Gryffindor wanted to cheer. Finally, a professor that called out Malfoy on his shit! Another student in the back had her hands covering her mouth, and just looked amusing seeing the Malfoy heir finally getting a reality check. It was about time the boy learned that not everyone was going to bow before him just because of his name. She looked at their teacher. She had to say, she liked his method. She wanted to be the fly on the wall when Malfoy Senior tried to cow this one!

"Now, you are going to sit down and shut the funk up. Capisce?" Error told the trembling boy, who seemed to realize that his normal threats were not going to work. Draco nodded hastily, glass shards falling out of his hair. A girl at the back of the class tried to suppress a laugh, frightened but glad a teacher finally called Malfoy out. Blaise stares at the teacher, stunned at what he was doing. He did warn Draco in the past to not push it. But hey, let the brat get a beat down once in a while! Dear lord he hopes his mother never talks with this teacher though they would get along, too well for his sanity. Neville gaped at the situation and still couldn't believe what he was witnessing. This was better than Professor Lupin!

A voice appeared in Blue's head. "I'm bored, can I talk?" the dragon on Error's head tilted it's head at Blue. Blue nodded slightly at the dragon, not giving any outward sign that he heard her. The dragon grinned evilly. "Draco Malfoy, is it?" She hummed in the student's head. Draco jumped, startled. "W-who did that?!" The dragon looked like she was asleep, there was no sign of who talked to him. "You're an idiot Draco! I'm right next to you!" Time to cause mayhem!

Draco looked around wildly. The only girl next to him was the Mudblood Granger, but it wasn't her voice. "Nevermind, I'm behind you! No, above you! Ahaha!" Draco gripped his head and yelled "SHUT UP, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Everyone in the room looked over at the now red Malfoy. Through a bit of effort and maybe a little coding, the usually skeletal cat sent a message to the dragon. "You absolute genius. This is gonna be good.""Thanks" the dragon replied to the cat. A loud cackle erupted from the firebird, spreading her wings to balance herself as the cawing voice laughed. Sarah desperately tried to suppress her giggles, Malfoy was going to be in big trouble. "Ahahaha!!" the voice in the student's head cackled.

"Is there something you want to share, Mr. Malfoy?" Error asked from his place at the front of the class. "He's being tormented by Dark!" Sinead explained mentally to the glitchy one, still crowing. Error raised a brow, but didn't comment, watching the Malfoy heir turn into a blushing, stammering mess. Align just watched the stammering mess of a boy on the floor. She wished she had popcorn. Sinead shrieked her last bout of laughter before settling down, sitting calmly with a humored glint in her eyes, a talon rubbing the chick beneath her. With a bit more effort, Sarah sent a garbled sentence to Sinead, still trying to hold back laughter. "Sinead- you- can't believe- hilariousss!" she silently wheezed.

 Sighing, Error forcibly tried to put everything back on track, silently locking the door. "I am sure you are all very curious about the creatures in the room with us, correct?" "Yes." Hermione's voice rang out before the rest of the class. "Are they specific breeds?" The dragon lifted her head up to stare at Malfoy, it's eyes shined with malice. "What's wrong? Are you going to turn into a tomato or are you going to listen to your teacher?" Malfoy blushed brighter but turned to pay attention. Error smirked. "You could say that. Ladies?" Sarah's ears perked up as she processed what the glitchy professor said. "Hello children." Sinead's voice called out melodically. The purple-eared cat turned her head to face the fire bird, wondering if she should speak yet. "Well isn't this fun" Align purred. The fluffy dragon acted like a normal, lazy dragon.... that strangely had no wings and was fluffy, those silver tear marks were weird as well.

The students visibly reacted in surprise. One girl even shrieked when the admins started talking. "Can you identify me before we all introduce ourselves?" Dark laughed in Malfoy's head. Draco muttered under his breath "The cat at the desk." "We'll see~" Dark still refused to move from her dragon sanctuary. Sarah heard what was going on and she stood up and jumped up on the desk next to the fire bird, purring with amusement. She turned to face Malfoy, desperately trying to not give anything away .Sinead flapped softly a couple of times, snickering. Draco suppressed a growl. He knew he was right, dammit!

"Wrong one Draco~" Align purred, looking over at the boy smugly. He glared at the cat in the windowsill. "What do you mean, wrong one? It's right there, looking at me, smug as hell!" he exclaimed. Sinead sighed through her beak, making a whistling sound. "Hey Sarah! Father's boy thinks you're me!" Dark messaged Sarah. Sarah finally allowed a sharp grin. "I noticed." Draco noticed the grin on Sarah's face. "SEE?!" he screeched, pointing at her. Half the students in the class turned to stare at the animals and Malfoy in confusion. Sinead crowed, a disruptive noise as she laughed briefly. "Wrong again, Daddy's boy." "NO I AM NOT, WHY ELSE HASN'T IT SPOKEN YET!" Error facepalmed. He was beginning to regret this... The dragon patted Error's head reassuringly. "Don't worry, I'll make sure they don't remember any of this when they leave the class.... well, most of them at least" she giggled.

A short caw followed by a burst of flame poured from Sinead's beak. "Wow." She looked over at the cat on the desk, who was watching all of this with amused eyes. "Sarah, you're an evil genius." Sinead told her silently. Sarah purred and grinned wider. "Why thank you~" she answered Sinead. She wanted to see how long she could keep this up! The dragon yawned. "He's an idiot" She chimed to all the admins and Malfoy. "Must be the inbreeding." Blue muttered under his breath to Error, which nodded in agreement.

Align got up and went to sit next to Sarah on the desk, getting bored of her previous spot. Sarah turned to face the other cat before looking back at Malfoy. "Can you believe this?" she asked all the admins mentally. "I can. He's pathetic!" Align answered back. Draco turned so red in fury, he looked like a stick of dynamite. The purple and white cat sighed, before finally deciding to speak up. "As hilarious as that was, I think I've dragged it out too long." "Too true." said the other cat. Laughter gleamed in Sinead's eyes. "The dragon, you idiot human." Sinead spoke smoothly. Draco's jaw dropped. He had been... wrong?

The dragon grinned at Malfoy, her tail was wrapped around something... Wait, was that his wand?! He patted his pocket quickly. That was his wand! "GIVE THAT BACK, YOU FILTHY BEAST!" "You're a slow one, aren't you" laughed Align. "Filthy? How disrespectful." Sinead grinned, not friendly at all. The dragon erupted into laughter, "Filthy beast? What a weird name. If anything, my name is your worst nightmare!" Dark's tail waved Draco's wand around. Sarah was still grinning, but her eyes turned a piercing lavender. Her grin turned sharp and unkind. She obviously didn't appreciate that he insulted Dark.

The dragon didn't seem to care. "I don't mind if you insult me, however, insult any of my friends and you wand goes crack." Embers floated off of Sinead as she chuckled softly. She was laughing a lot today. Align turned her head to Error "Aren't you going to do anything about him?" she said with a straight face. Error shook his head no. "I already gave him detention. And taking points punishes others in his house" "Let's not. He already learned his lesson." Dark chirped, "Besides, this chapter needs to end." "Mehh" Align said, not caring either way. Sinead tsked. "Shame. But reasonable enough."

Sarah trilled. "Too bad. But I guess that makes sense." Izara giggled as she stepped out of the shadows. Her teeth showing as she grinned at the young ones. Error looked over. "Took you long enough, where's the other one? Where's the Kirin?" "Sorry, not sorry was watching the show, and wasn't sure when you would be okay with it." The chimera replied. Error groaned and looked at the clock. Class was almost over... guess this lesson would have to actually start later for these particular students.

Sinead chuckled lowly. "We strike hard and fast. We attack at dawn. Kidding. We attack whenever." "Midnight? I heard there's forbidden books around here" Dark hummed, her eyes shining. Sarah's ears perked up. "I heard forbidden books." Dark smiled, "I'll let my magic do it's work while we wait for the Kirin." she said to Error. "What a Kirin?" Random student asked. "Me."

Everyone turned to see the Kirin. They didn't expect it to be some Asian looking unicorn creature. Dark watched the students gape at the Kirin before they all started to fall unconscious. Malfoy was the only one left awake. Error smirked and sat down at his desk. "7 pm sharp, Mr. Malfoy."

'Pop'! Another cat landed on the teacher's desk, grinning. She smelt of wood and ash. "Chaos, what did you do." Sinead stated calmly. Dark threw a bag of skittles at the new cat while Error looked over at the new arrival. "Have fun?" Blue spoke up then. "NOPE, THE CHAPTER IS ENDING NOW!" A girl with black hair and purple eyes appeared from the shadows, scowling at the other admins. Chaos grinned, stashing the Skittles away in her dimensional box. She cackled. "I robbed an office, it was fun, and I burned a desk." "I need sleep." said Align as she curled up and went to sleep.

"You burned something without me; I feel betrayed." Sinead muttered, then she curled her head around Fawkes, closing her eyes. Malfoy stared at the chaos, traumatised. Why did he enroll in this school again? The chapter is over. Mistral growled demonically. The purple and white cat sighed. "Alright, alright." Chaos pulled out a file. "Look what I found, I think that the goblins have been looking for this!" Go to sleep or something, before I kick you guys outta my Omniverse.

Sarah's ears perked up and she scrambled to curl up under the desk, she didn't want to be kicked out. She closed her eyes and gradually fell asleep to avoid getting in trouble. Sinead snorted, not needing to look to know what Sarah was doing. "Go to sleep." She whispered for the cat. Chaos placed the file on the desk, before she wandered off to check on Inky and get some sleep. She was crashing, hard, from the sugar. Dark watched everyone fall asleep before yawning. "Good night.... don't let the bitty bones bite..." she muttered sleepily before falling asleep in Error's hair. Error just smirked as all the students woke up and started chattering about the class they had, a completely normal class. Malfoy just stared at the professor, jumping when one of his groupies clapped a hand on his shoulder. He allowed himself to be led away, looking for all the world like a scared little rabbit.

OOOOOOOOOOO

(What Chaos did)

Chaos giggled as she tore the packet of Skittles open, attacking the candy and chewing on it.

Her hair became a frizzy mess as the sugar took over, before she teleported out of the classroom, landing on the Headmaster's desk. She crackled, before she started to shred his paperwork...

Ohhhhh! That file poking out of that drawer looked important...

Ahhh, it was a Will, a Potter Will? Oh, what's this? Inky wasn't supposed to go to his Aunt and Uncle?

Error would like this. She stuffed the Will into her dimensional box, before she giggled again.

So many books...

"Mine!" She cried, practically knocking the bookcases over to get them.

Oops, was that a monitoring thingie that she just destroyed?

Chaos cracked as a bookcase fell on the desk as she opened a cupboard.

"Shiny silver thingie! Mine!"

She placed it into her dimensional box, before she looked at the portraits, grinning.

She pulled out several cans of muggle spray paint, crackling. "Let's play paint tag! You're it!"

She chased the moving portraits around the room, trying to tag them with paint, but she got it everywhere else, and on herself.

She pulled out a lighter, cooing at the flame. "Pretty.... Oops... "

She dropped it on the desk, which had been covered in gasoline, somehow, but where did it come from?

She shrugged her shoulders and she left a note in a place that the fire wouldn't reach, before she escaped with the Potter will, the shiny silver thingie, and her new books, leaving behind an office that was covered in spray paint, destroyed bookcases and monitoring thingies, and a burning and destroyed, desk in the middle of it, along with the shredded remains of the paperwork being scattered all over the place.

Chaos couldn't resist leaving a message in what remained of her spray paint, on the staircase as she went down it.

Chaos waz here!

Voldie sucks!

She stopped when she realised that there was one thing that she didn't destroy.

She dashed back up the stairs again, and back into the destroyed office, where she found them.

Chaos crackled as she used one of the attacks that she had learned from Searcher, who was more than happy to teach her once he knew why she wanted to learn those attacks, to destroy the lemon drops, scattering their ashes everywhere, before she teleported out of the Headmaster's office.