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Jessica "Jessie" Potter was raised by McGonagall for ten years, because the Dursleys couldn't possibly take an older version of Harry under their wing without losing their sanity. Jessie predictably makes it her goal to give everyone a massive headache and coronary in one go. But, first, she has to survive another attempt on her life, amid a scary force inside of her peeking through. It has something do to with a past she can't remember (or was forced to forget).This is what happens when the messiest of teens has to contend with the worst, adult responsibilities from far too young an age.endgame snape/ofcstory starts at 'year 4' in the book/movie, so her sixth year. She just turned seventeen. yes, that means lily did not escape teen pregnancy. oh well. as jessie will say, as a coping mechanism, 'worse has happened.'Title inspired by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (WTF!)
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i had this story in my computer in a while, so i'm deciding to go through it and publish. will move slowly. this is a new (second) account i'm deciding to put all of my harry potter stuff, and maybe another fandom or two.
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I'd Really Rather Not
April 20, 2025 at 08:33 AM -
How About I Don't And Say I Did
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F*** This Timey Whimey Whatever
April 20, 2025 at 08:33 AM -
Her Patronus Is One Of The Laziest Animals, Alive OR Dead
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I'm Feeling Very Attacked Right Now
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Not-Parents Meeting
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Water is Wet. Who'da thunk it?
April 20, 2025 at 08:33 AM -
Create Teen Drama
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Bitch!
April 20, 2025 at 08:33 AM