Parade of the Dark Horse

Justin Finch-Fletchley finds himself at the center of a strange criminal organization suspiciously inspired by protagonist centered morality discourse- it doesn't help that his captors seem to believe that they're all characters in a book, else the hands of fate. Figuring out where he stands in that universe and what to do about it proves more difficult than capturing Dolores Umbridge out of the witness protection program, or for that matter, sticking probity probes where they don't belong.