Fight Club

What happens when a traumatized war heroine finds that the best remedy for inside pain, is outside pain? Wizard fight club, of course! When her very concerned best friend manages to cut her a deal to keep her out of jail, she's stuck with one option. Draco Malfoy would rather be--literally--anywhere else. Can the two former nemeses see Hermione through this? Or will their shared trauma drag them both down below the depths? Featuring a hyper-independent and stubborn Hermione, and a healing, witty Draco, this story may (or may not) eventually be abandoned. But damn, it's fun while it's lasting. (insert disclaimer about how I do not own the rights, characters, or canon to the Harry Potter universe, or to fight club. bc duh, but also I don't wanna get sued).

I had a plan for Deconstructing monsters, and then this thing popped into my head and I can't stop thinking about it. Due to the fact that this is likely a mania-baby, don't hold it against me if it never again sees the light of day? K? k.