I’m back?
*class 3b*
James: Last day before we leave for our great adventure. Just a reminder to send in your seating partner and to bring your permission slip, no one is allowed to come without one. Now, the trip is four days long so pack plenty of warm clothes and a sleeping bag. Oh and bugspray! (Lily made me remind you.)
Barty: sick
Sirius: THIS IS GONNA BE LIT
Percy: is there a bag check..?
Lily: Yes, why?
Annabeth: Percy if you’re bringing drugs I swear
Percy: No, I was going to bring my teddy bear but I don’t want the teachers to see it in front of everyone
Grover: I’m not even surprised
Thalia: have the lesbians returned?
Evan: not yet
Barty: 👀
Pandora: leave them alone!!
*Marlene - Dorcas dms*
Marlene: I had a lot of fun yesterday, do it again sometime?
Dorcas: I’ll think about it, Mckinnon.
Marlene: 🥺
Doecas: Fine, if you never use that emoji again.
Marlene: PROMISE!!
*valkryies gc*
Marls: I love you guys THE DATE WENT SO WELL
Alice: aweee!
Lils: of course it did, no need to thank us!
Mary: Ugh I’m feeling so single rn
Marls: God, was I also this bad?
Alice: Nah, you weren’t so oblivious
Lils: huh? What are you talking about?
Mary: Dunno
*Mary - Lily dms*
Mary: hey Lils!
Lily: Hi Mary☺️
Mary: fancy being my seating partner for the bus ride?
Lily: Of course! Try not to snore too loudly
Mary: I’ll try my best ❤️
*Remus - Lily dms*
Lily: Rem…
Remus: Yes..?
Lily: Okay maybe I do like Mary
Remus: Thank GOD, this took you long enough
Lily: You knew??
Remus: Obviously, now what are you going to do?
Lily: Huh? Nothing, duh.
Remus: You are insufferable.
*Marauders gc*
Sirius: Guys, what is happening to Pete
James: it seems like’s he’s in a trance
Remus: Gilderoy didn’t give him his parfume again
James: I really don’t understand
Sirius: Seriously, how could it possibly smell SO good that it’s got Peter acting all weird
Remus: Why is everyone so oblivious?
Peter: IT JUST SMELLS GOOD OKAY
James: Sure Pete, if that’s what makes you sleep at night
Peter: I NEED to know what it is but he’s such a stubborn prick
Sirius: Pete, if you really think you snell so bad you can lend some of my cologne
Remus: It’s not about that, Sirius.
James: I am so confused
*Class 3b groupchat*
Percy: Guys, the greaseball got expelled
Barty: ABOUT FUCKING TIME
Luke: Snape?
Grover: yeah that dude
Clarisse: Good, he was starting to get on my nerves.
Evan: I’m pretty sure he thought we were friends
Pandora: I am glad he is gone but we shouldn’t intervene so much guys!!
Mary: serves him right
Annabeth: what he’d do anyway?
Thalia: I heard he punched a first year because they said something about his hair.
Will: Wasn’t that already last week though?
Regulus: He looks like he kills people for fun
Sirius: Funny, that’s what you look like as well
James: As the class president I will clarify that the school had decided to expel him for his behavior in general. But I must agree with Pandora, again as class president we must stay mature and celebrate in silence!
Lily: Also, everyone stop texting before you get caught.
Remus: Stole the words right out of my mouth Lils.