Im on a spree
*slytherin skittles gc*
Lesbian: okay now i got a date fr
Baby: fucking hell
Hippie: yay dorcas!!!
Albino: get laid
Crazy: use protection
Lesbian: shut UP
*class 3b gc*
Percy: who stole my blue pencil
Clarisse: nobody stole your pencil
Annabeth: we went over this percy just buy a new one
Percy: NO!
James: what is this lore??
Grover: percy lost his “special” pencil
Sirius: i think i saw Minerva walking with it
Percy: shit she’s scary
Annabeth: percy no i am not getting it for you
Percy: :’((((
James: me and sirius can get it for you!
Sirius: yeah we’ll just sneak in there
Regulus: getting into more trouble?
Pandora: you could just… ask her for it?
James: that would be lame
Sirius: yes very lame
Regulus: ignoring me?
Sirius: yes.
James: reggie you could come with us? :)))))
Regulus: no
Sirius: NO JAMES
Barty: anyone got some popcorn
*marauders gc*
Padfoot: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER
Prongs: IM NOT
Padfoot: YES YOU ARE
Prongs: AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moony: calm down the both of you
Wormtail: I don’t think regulus likes you james :(
Padfoot: of course he doesn’t why would he?!!!
Wormtail: because james likes him?
Prongs: PETER NO
Padfoot: who told you that?
Wormtail: James did…?
Moony: peter…. Start running
Wormtail: what..?
Padfoot: peter is NOT the one who should be running.
Prongs: HES LIEING!!
Moony: rip james fleamont potter
Wormtail: huh why did james die??
Prongs: STOP ACTING SO INNOCENT
Padfoot: start running potter.
Moony: Once again Rip james fleamont potter
*class 3b gc*
Sirius: james is a dead man.
Evan: what
Alice: what did he do now
Remus: wrong groupchat?
Peter: uhm
Sirius: wrong groupchat
Frank: WHAT DID JAMES DO??
Sirius: more like WHO he did.
Lily: James better start running
Peter: oh! He’s hiding in the broom closet :)!
Remus: PETE.
Sirius: peter my savior…. My knight in shining armor… thank you for your blessing
James: P E T E R
Percy: lmao did i just see James running past?
Pandora: most likely
Regulus: who did he do
Sirius: oh YOU know this person VERY well.
Remus: are you running and texting?
Sirius: yes.
Dorcas: i thought only woman could multitask
Barty: that’s sexism
Evan: can you multitask tho?
Barty: …no
Pandora: wow Dorcas has a point :D
Annabeth: isn’t running forbidden in the school hallways?
Bianca: this is chaotic
Will: welcome to the class
Chris: im glad you noticed
Lily: yes it is Bianca, but the teachers are probably used to it by now.
James: SOMEHONE SAHFE NE
Mary: translate?
Marlene: “someone save me”
Lily: nobody save him
Remus: nobody save him
Lily: smart minds think alike
Remus: real
Seline: i think Sirius is catching up..
Nico: is it too late to switch to another school?
Bianca: yes it is
Evan: you’re stuk here
Pandora: it isn’t that bad Ev!!
Evan: Barty is currently having a chug contest with some first years, this school is unbearable.
Percy: proof or it didn’t happen
Evan: i dont want to get killed thanks
Lily: i think sirius got him
Remus: as i stated before Rip james fleamont potter
Peter: :’(
James: YOU DID THIS PETER,
Dorcas: don’t blame peter potter
Marlene: yeah!!!!!!!!! Leave pete alone!!!!!!!
Mary: ugh, lesbians
Clarisse: says YOU
Mary: what???
Grover: do we have a ship name yet?
Remus: not yet
Mary: remus you too???? What are you guys talking about????
Peter: what about…. Marily?
Percy: hmmmmm that could do
Mary: WHAT????
Annabeth: Maryily supremacy
Percy: Annabeth??
Annabeth: percy if you can catch on so can i
Percy: touché
Lily: huh what
Remus: nothing Lils..
Sirius: Regulus don’t ever come near james again, don’t look at him don’t think about him, don’t breathe
The same air as him.
Regulus: what?
Sirius: im watching you….
James: I SURVIVED
Remus: legend
Will: a true warrior
Annabeth: a hero even
Mary: WHAT IS MARYILY
Lily: pls don’t tell me you guys are starting a cult
James: no not again
Nico: I don’t even want to know
Barty: he speaks!!!
Nico: i have texted in here before?
Evan: wow that’s a lot of words, almost beating Reggie.
Regulus: stfu.
Mary: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT
*valkryies gc*
Marls: you guys are dumb
Mary: WHAT.
Alice: im disappointed but not surprised
Lils: im confused?
Marls: of course you are
*sirius simp gc*
Sirius: i think im dying
Marlene: ask. him. out.
Sirius: hmmmmmm,,, no
James: he definitely likes you too!!!!!!!
Peter: Oh yeah definitely
Sirius: not helping
Marlene: im tired of your pining
Sirius: just because you got laid doesn’t mean you can say things like that!!
Marlene: WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!!
*no braincells were found gc*
Luke: anyone wanna study later?
Clarissa: ew no
Thalia: sure, clarisse your coming too
Chris; sure Luke!
Clarissa: I’ll think about it….
Selina: L whipped
Clarissa: im coming for you next.
Selina: Still L im into that😉
Luke: stop hanging out with Percy.
Will: I’ll study!!! Can nico come?
Chris: the emo kid?
Luke: we only know one person named nico
Will: yeah! :D were friends now!
Clarissa: you… are friends?
Selina: how did you do it??? It took me three months to be friends with Clarissa over here and he seems worse
Will: oh idk we talked about dnd!!!!
Luke: okay…
Clarissa: im not that hard to befriend
Luke: you are
Selina: …..
Will: well…
Thalia: …uhm
Chris: your right! :))
Clarissa: i can only count on u
Thalia: ew straight people
Clarisse: SHUT UP I AM BI
Selina: 😒
*class 3b gc*
James: okay guys!!! Field trip this Wednesday!!! Reminder: NO ALCOHOL (minerva’s orders) and girls and boys must sleep separately
Remus: i vote that everyone sleeps separately, i need my sleep
Lily: BUG SPRAY, i am NOT walking for two hours again to the closest store for bug spray.
Percy: yeah yeah bug spray
Annabeth: We’re gonna be in one big bus and Minerva asked if we could make a seating plan.
Grover: lord save me
Percy: Groverrrr my bestest best friend
Grover: fineeeeee
Percy: YES
Lily: alright! Everybody send me your seating “partner” privately!
*Marlene - Dorcas dms*
Dorcas: i know you wanted to go out in the break but me and my family are actually going away injust realized.. wanna go out tonight?
Marlene: oh yeah of course that is fine by mee!!!! I already have an idea :))))
Dorcas: okay.. how late should i come over?
Marlene: I’ll pick you up at 7!!!!
Dorcas: ookay,
*valkryies gc*
Marls: HELP EMERGENCY
Lily: code red or code yellow?
Marls: DEEP DEEP RED
Alice: what is it????
Marls: SHE WANTS TO GO OUT TONIGHT AND IDK WHAT TO WEAR!!!!!
Lily: we are coming over
Mary: five steps ahead of you dear
Alice:stop this is about dorlene!!!!
Marls: IS THAT A SHIP NAME??
Lily: yeah!
Mary: we didn’t do anything?
Alice: ugh
Marls: GO FASTER
Lily: i really don’t want a speeding ticket
Marls: FASTER
Lily: okay okay bye im not texting while driving
Mary: we’re almost there!!! Hold on!!!
Marls: My saviors
Alice: <3
Mary: <3
Marls: <3
Mary: And a heart from Lily- <3
*slytherin skittles*
Lesbian: what do i wear
Albino: more context?
Lesbian: date, with Mckinnon
Crazy: AND YOU TELL US NOW?
Hippie: can we come over? ❤️
Baby: we’re coming over.
Lesbian: I don’t see how that is necessary
Lesbian: i swear to god Barty if that is u historically knocking on my door.
Baby: i told him to knock once.
Crazy: not my mom
Baby: kys crouch
Crazy: only if you join me? We could make out beforehand ;)
Hippie: Barty, don’t commit suicide!!!
Albino: Dorcas open the door and save me from them.
Lesbian: ugh fine
*Lily Evans made groupchat Operation dorlene date*
Lily: welcome colleagues.
Barty: i like where this is going 😏
Pandora: your helping Marlene pick her outfit?
Mary: you bet we are
Alice: your helping Dorcas?
Evan: yes.
Barty: ah yes of course we are,
Regulus: we can’t let Marlene be the best dressed.
Mary: bet.
Lily: okay we’re heading over now!! Marlene wont stop yapping..
Evan: dorcas is busy… being Dorcas but i can tell she’s nervous too
Alice: EVERYONE IN POSITION!!!
Mary: pls let us stay at Dorcas’ place
Barty: DORLENE PROTECTION SQUAD SLEEPOVER!!
*Marlene - Dorcas dms*
Marlene: im outside, don’t mind the girls ahaha
Dorcas: kk, my gang is also here please ignore them
Marlene: ahah I’ll do my best!