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*slytherin skittles group chat*

Lesbian: GUYS

Baby: what NOW

crazy: please tell me sirius got expelled

Lesbian: barty, no

albino: what is it dorcas?

Lesbian: SHE ASKED ME OUT??

Hippie; omg! im so happy for you!

crazy: okay let me guess, you flipped her off?

Lesbian: OF COURSE I DID

albino: and why would you do that

lesbian: WHAT IF IT WAS JUST A STUPID JOKE

baby: i swear to god dorcas if you do not go over there and go on a date with that girl i WILL murder you in your sleep.

hippie: the baby is all growing up

crazy: pretty sure that is the most he has ever said in this group chat

baby: panda you are ONE year older than me.

albino: it spoke once again

*class 3b group chat*

sirius: best summer song GO

remus: brazil

lily: dancing queen!!

peter: dance, baby!

james: as it was only right answer

sirius: nah all the young dudes

percy: poker face!!

annabeth: riptide,

grover: everybody talks!

barty: good for 4

evan: just say ur secretly a teenage girl

pandora: somewhere only we know!

regulus: summer sucks

sirius: we all know your fav is don't stop me now

regulus: shut UP

evan: dead girl in the pool

dorcas: so ur secretly a lesbian? also generation why is the best

clarisse: lay all your love on me.

lily: abba just in general fr

clarisse: somebody is finally being logical for ONCE

Selina: never took you for an abba person

Bianca: Sofia is a great song!

Nico: little talks is alright

Bianca: you listen to that religiously do not lie

percy: LMAO

Grover: what does lamo mean?

Annabeth: lmao* it means laugh my ass off

grover: ohh! lmao!

Luke: STOP TURNING EVERYBODY INTO A GEN Z KID PERCY

Percy: ur a gen z kid too

Luke: in spirit im not

Frank: wasted summers is my favorite sirius!

Alice: i don't really have a fav but viva la vida is good :))

Remus: guys why is the new new kid looking at me with a lust for murder

Sirius: that's severus he is a prick

James: snivellus*

Lily: james! be nice!

James: he called you a SLUR lily

Lily: it was once and a long time ago

Mary: im going to kill him

Lily: mary!!!

Mary: nobody talks to you that way

sirius: i should be responsible but that is so cute

regulus: when was the last time u have ever been responsible?

remus: i didn't even know he knew such big words

percy: can we go back to the new kid because this dudes hair i CAN'T

Clarisse: it looks like he hasn't showered in months

Alice: is anybody gonna stop Mary???

James: don't think so

Annabeth: nope.

Chris: she did not just hit him

clarisse: oh FUCK YEAH SHE DID

Sirius: guys where is Lily?

James: i'll go find her

*James - Lily dms*

James: Lils?

Lily: he called me it again james

james: where are you?

Lily: in the bathrooms

Lily: i thought he finally changed his mind and i thought we could be friends again

james: Lils you do not deserve him

Lily: yeah i know but it still hurts

James: can you come out? we can skip the rest of our classes

Lily: okay one minute

*Lily - Mary dms*

Mary: lily? im so sorry

Mary: he called you it again and i just couldn't

Mary: please don't be mad?

Lily: im not mad at you mary, im just disappointed in myself

Mary: why?? you didn't do anything!

Lily: idk i just thought maybe he deserved a second chance and we could be friends again

Lily: which was stupid of me

Mary: you are a lot lily but you are not stupid he is just a massive dick

Lily: thanks Mary,

Mary: you went home?

Lily: yeah, james is with me

Mary: okay, see you tomorrow :)

Lily: see you <3

*class 3b group chat*

frank: this years class outing is to Cornwall everybody!

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