Chapter 7
Regulus 🐍
So
I need to tell u all smth
And pls be serious abt this bc I've been waiting to tell u guys this
Pandora🐸
Serious?
Regulus 🐍
Don't you even fucking start
Barty👺
But I'm not Sirius
I'm barty
Evan 🌹
💀💀💀
C'mon u knew that was coming-
Regulus🐍
In retrospective I should have worded that differently
Dorcas♀️
Lmao yep
Anyway what were u gonna tell us?
Regulus🐍
🙄🙄🙄
I hate u all.
Barty👺
WAIT PLS TELL US THO DON'T LIVE ME IN THE DARK
Regulus🐍
Fine I'll tell u guys
Pandora🐸
Thak god
Regulus 🐍
I'm dating james
Evan 🌹
WHAT THE FUCK???
Pandora 🐸
SINCE WHEN
Regulus🐍
Since like 3 years ago
Dorcas ♀️
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
YOU DIDN'T TELL US????
Barty 👺
THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
Evan 🌹
Does this mean I don't have to hear ur rants abt him now
Regulus🐍
Lmao no I'm still gonna rant abt him
Evan 🌹
This has got to be queerphobic
Pandora 🐸
Frfr
Regulus🐍
U guys are so dramatic 🙄
Dorcas♀️
WE'RE THE DRAMATIC ONES????
YOU WAITED THREE FUCKING YEARS TO TELL US THAT U WERE DATING SOME ONE
Barty👺
😭😭😭😭
I CAN'T EVEN. THIS IS SO-
LIKE 😭
Evan 🌹
Exactly
Hey Google what's another word for outrageous
Pandora🐸
Hold on I'll search it up
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL
IT'S ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOUS
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO SUCH AN ATROCIOUS THING.
Dorcas ♀️
Stunning
Regulus🐍
Okay. Well I'm inviting him to hang out w us soon if that's ok
Pandora🐸
Ofc it's ok we all love james
Evan 🌹
Obviously some of us more than other
Barty👺
LMAO
Also yea it's fine. Btw I'mma go annoy ur bf reg <3
Regulus🐍
🙄🙄🙄
Dorcas ♀️
Can I invite Marlene to hang out w us then???
Regulus🐍
Yea
Pandora 🐸
Marlene is funny I like them :)
Evan 🌹
maybe we can invite remus and lily and maybe Mary
Pandora🐸
Evan don't you even try
Evan 🌹
Wdym ☺
Pandora🐸
Kys
Evan 🌹
I love u too my dear sister
Pandora 🐸
🖕🖕🖕
Evan 🌹
<333
Regulus🐍
Ok both of u stop, we can invite Marlene and lily and some other ppl the next time we hang out calm down
Evan 🌹
How wonderful :))
Pandora 🐸
I hope you fall of a bridge
Evan 🌹
I would hope the same thing for u but then I wouldn't be able to see this all play out 🤷♀️
pandora 🐸 left the chat
Evan 🌹
Damn then be like that
Barty👺
Ur fights are always so chaotic but it's such an odd chaotic it's not like how me and reg fight it's just different
Regulus 🐍
It's called sibling rivalry
Dorcas ♀️
Pandora would not let it go when Evan had a crush on u before y'all got together so this is his pay back
Evan 🌹
:))
Barty👺
lol <3
Evan 🌹
<33
Regulus 🐍
Ok yea no I'm leaving b4 y'all get too sappy
Dorcas ♀️
And I'm hanging out w remus and lily today so I gtg get ready. Evan ur coming too right?
Evan 🌹
Oh right ya I'll be there
Dorcas♀️
Kk
texting Regulus🐍
James ☀
Hello love <33
Regulus 🐍
Hi <3
James ☀
How'd tell ur friends go?
Regulus🐍
Well they yelled abt how it was outrageous that I waited so long to tell him for a while and then I said that u were prob gonna hang out w us and they completely changed and were like "ofc he can hang out :)" and then Evan and Pandora started fighting bc evan keeps annoying her abt the fact that he likes lily and Mary and then everyone had to go
Oh and barty said he's gonna annoy u soon so be ready for that lol
James ☀
Oop
Well- I'm pretty sure ur friends were a bit more dramatic than mine but Sirius being Sirius probably had a worse reaction than all of them combine
And him and Marlene almost got in a fight bc of his reaction.
And I'm pretty sure remus is 100% done w sirius
Regulus🐍
Wait what did Sirius say
James ☀
So I started it off w me saying that I had to tell them all smth but they had to promise not to hate me
And everyone agreed and were like "we could never hate u 🥺" and bullshit
Regulus🐍
💀💀
James ☀
And then I told them and lily was outraged (not rlly) and Peter was like "lmao I knew it" and then everyone else was basically supportive
But like yk how Sirius was like "I could never hate u" when I said the first part?
Regulus 🐍
Yea?
James ☀
Well I told them and he texted "I take back what I said" or smth along those lines :/
So ya I'm pretty sure he hates me but that's okie
Marls got rlly mad at him and was like "ever thought that he kept this a secret for like 3 years bc he was afraid u would say smth like that' and Sirius was like "wdym"
And remus and Mary both said that they wanted to die bc of how oblivious Sirius is
So ya
Regulus 🐍
I'm five seconds from rage texting my brother and telling him that he needs to apologize rn
James ☀
U don't have to do that
It's fine
Regulus🐍
NO it's not FINE
Sirius needs to get his act together and stop being so self absorbed.
James ☀
U don't have to yell at him for me tho
I can sort it out it's fine
Regulus🐍
:/ fine
But if he continues to act like a little bitch to u bc u didn't tell him smth then I'm gonna yell at him.
James ☀
Oki
<3
Regulus 🐍
:)
<3
James ☀
Oop
Barty's texting me now
Regulus 🐍
lol good luck
He can't annoy Evan rn bc Evan is hanging out w lily remus and Dorcas. And he knows that I'll murder him if he annoys me rn. So ur the only one he can annoy rn
James ☀
Lucky me
Jk
Barty's funny
Our conversations are always.. Interesting?
Regulus 🐍
Lmao ok
Buh byee
James☀
Bye love ❤
Regulus 🐍
<3
Barty 🤪 is typing
barty🤪
Hellooooo
I'm here too annoy u ;)
James ☀
Oh lucky me
Barty🤪
You love it ;)
James ☀
Pfft sure
texting lily 🌷
James ☀
HES SO TJSMDNKAS
Lily🌷
Regulus or Barty?
James ☀
Both 😭
Lily🌷
lmao that's me w Mary and Pandora
James ☀
I know how u feel now
But anyways
I just finished talking w reg
And I'mma hang out w him and his friends next time I see him
And I'm pretty sure that evan is already trying to get pandora w u and Mary
Lily🌷
Great that ur going to hang out w them!!
Also I love evan sm. He's literally such a sweetheart- he's trying to get pandora to realize that me and Mary like them back as well
James ☀
I think I've talked to evan like.. twice- and both were at school- 💀
What's he like
Lily🌷
He's rlly nice
He acts like he doesn't care abt anything but in reality he literally cares abt everyone sm it's kinda funny
He's quite like you if I think abt it
James ☀
??? What's that supposed to mean???
Lily🌷
Idk I guess u will just have to talk to him and get to know him and then maybe you'll know ;)
James ☀
Ok yea I should have seen that coming
Lily🌷
Hehe
barty 🤪 is typing
Barty🤪
Ok but in all honesty I actually have something to talk to u abt-
James ☀
???
Barty🤪
Did reg tell u how pandora likes lily and mary?
James ☀
And lily and mary like them back yes
Barty🤪
Uh huh so I was thinking
James ☀
Oh no
Barty🤪
Well it was mostly evans idea so u don't have to get too scared
James ☀
That's a relief
Evan sounds like a reasonable person
Barty🤪
Are u saying that I'm not a reasonable person???
James ☀
Yes.
At least most of the time
Barty🤪
WOW
I'm hurt Jamie
I'm actually quite smart
James ☀
I know ur smart
But are u reasonable
That's what I'm saying
Barty🤪
This is queerphobic
James ☀
Ok lol
Anyway what's evans plan?
Barty🤪
Oh right
Ok so yk how ur gonna be hanging out w us now bc reg told us that u guys are dating
James ☀
Yea what abt it
Barty🤪
Ok
What if
U invite lily and mary
And we basically set up pandora on a date w lily and mary
James ☀
That's actually a great idea???
Barty🤪
Ik 😗
James ☀
lmao-
Ok I'll ask lily and mary if they wanna hang out w us
And I'll tell then the plan lol
Barty🤪
Great :D