Chapter 2
BURN THE QUEERS
Barty 👺
lol guys i accident texted this random person while trying to tattle on reg and now im friends with him
Evan 🌹
Wtf 💀💀
Dorcas ♀️
I'm with ev
What the fuck
Regulus 🐍
I'm sorry u were trying to do what
Barty 👺
Oopsie maybe I shouldn't have shared that
Oh well
Anyways
I think its the guy reg likes
Regulus 🐍
I suddenly don't care abt what u where trying to do
Who is it that ur texting
Barty👺
He said his name is James and he definitely acts like the James we know
Evan 🌹
Wouldn't he know u then
U did tell him ur name right
Barty👺
OFC I TOLD HIM MY NAME
WHAT DO U TAKE ME FOR?
Evan🌹
Someone who would and has talked to sm1 for a month without knowing their name
Barty👺
Ow love that stung
Evan 🌹
Do u want some ice.?
Idk what I'm supposed to do here
Dorcas ♀️
LMAO
Barty👺
Oh my god the betrayal
Regulus🐍
So is it James or not
Barty👺
What?
Oh
Right
I think it is
Not 100% sure tho so I'm not gonna tell y'all anything until we're sure
Evan 🌹
I'll ask Remus what james' number is and u can see if it matches
Barty👺
Thak u lover
Evan 🌹
Mhm np
Pandora 🐸
WAIT I WAS TAKING A SHIT WHAT HAPPENED
WHY IS THERE 31 MESSAGES IN THE GROUP CHAT
WTF WAS Y'ALL DOING
Barty 👺
I tried to text but the other day but I accidentally ended up texting who we think is James potter
Pandora🐸
OMG I TOLD U
FUN THINGS HAPPEN
:0000
Barty👺
LMAO
ur right
Pandora🐸
Ofc I'm fucking right
I was born right
Evan 🌹
No u weren't, we were born at the same time u wasn't born right 🙄
Pandora🐸
THE AUDACITY YOU HAVE TO CALL ME OUT ON THAT
Dorcas♀️
Ik it even surprised me
Anygays I have a date with Marlene that I'm abt to be late for so update me later
Pandora🐸
Okie dokie have fun love
texting remus lupin
evan 🌹
Hey so this is rlly random
But what's James's number
I don't want to text him or anything I just need it to check smth
Remus 🌈
*insert James's number*
Here
Tell me the drama later
Evan 🌹
Thank u ❤
Remus 🌈
Np ❤ (pls get them together)
(I can't handle James's rants abt reg)
Evan 🌹
(I'm trying 😭 reg rants every day. I'm literally gonna lock them in a closet together soon)
Remus 🌈
(I'll help u)
Evan 🌹
(Ty)
Remus🌈
(Yw)
BURN THE QUEERS
Evan 🌹
*insert James number*
Is this the number ur texting?
Barty👺
hold on lemme compare
HOLY SHIT IT IS
Pandora🐸
Oh thank god
Now tell the drama
Barty👺
It's not rlly as much drama as it is that I just found out basic knowledge abt James potter
But like not just the kind u would get from looking at someone
Like actually having to talk to them
And accidentally call them straight
Evan 🌹
What the fuck are u on abt
That he's not straight? That was obvious.
Barty👺
WELL I KNOW THAT NOW
but anyways did y'all know he's trans????
Evan 🌹
Yea
Regulus 🐍
WHAT????
Pandora🐸
Oh good for him :)
Dorcas ♀️
Marlene is laughing her ass off over here
Regulus 🐍
Ain't y'all supposed to be on a date?
Dorcas ♀️
We are on a date
We're watching a movie at her place
And she's picking the movie while I tell her all the gossip and she's giggling madly
Barty👺
lol anygays
Other than that he's also pansexual
Pandora 🐸
OMG HE'S A FELLOW PANSEXUAL????? :0000
Barty👺
Oh yea I forgot u were pansexual for a minute there lol
Evan 🌹
Neglect
Pandora🐸
LMAO
Barty👺
🤷♀️
But anygays
That's all the drama I have for rn
Do y'all have drama :0000
Dorcas ♀️
The only drama I have is that I showed Marlene some of u and Evan's conversations and she now agrees with me that y'all are the cutest couple ever
Barty👺
EVEN CUTER THAN U AND HER????
Dorcas ♀️
Know ur limits
Barty👺
Thank god
U scared me
Evan 🌹
I still think Pandora needs to finally get with Evans and MacDonald
Pandora 🐸
They don't like me back
Evan 🌹
I'VE TOLD U A MILLION TIMES
YES THEY DO
YOU WOULD KNOW IF U CAME TO OUR BOOK CLUB EVER
Barty👺
Can't blame her for not wanting to be in ur book club
Evan 🌹
This is why u were never invited
Dorcas ♀️
Fr ur just jealous
Barty👺
I'M NOT JEALOUS
WHERE THE FUCK IS REGULUS
HE HASN'T TALKED FOR LIKE 4 HOURS
Evan 🌹
That's an stretch
It hasn't been that long.
Pandora🐸
He replied to the part abt James being trans and then hasn't texted since.
Dorcas ♀️
Marlene says he's probably swooning
Regulus 🐍
I'M NOT SWOONING
WHEN DID MCKINNON JOIN THE BULLY REGULUS CLUB?????
Evan 🌹
Now he replied
When he gets insulted
Dorcas ♀️
LOL
Pandora🐸
Facts
Regulus 🐍
Piss off
Evan 🌹
No ❤
Regulus🐍
Kys
Wait
Evan 🌹
Gladly
Regulus 🐍
No
Evan 🌹
Damn then
Be like that
Barty👺
I WAS GONE FOR 2 MINUTES???
EVAN LOVE UR NOT GONNA KYS I WON'T ALLOW IT
Evan 🌹
Sigh
Fine
Pandora 🐸
Don't let him foul u
He's blushing like crazy rn
Barty👺
AW
Evan 🌹
STFU NO I WASN'T
PANDORA IM GONNA MURDER U
Barty👺
Love u too <3
Evan 🌹
...
<3
Barty👺
:D
Pandora🐸
He's smiling so wide
Evan 🌹
SHUT UPPPPP
im leaving
Barty👺
Bye love ❤
Evan 🌹
Bye ❤