Five
(Bro & Hoe)
Reggie
oi
oi
oi
oi
oi
oi
oi
Ari
dude its 3am
Reggie
What do you think about my family
Ari
they suck
Reggie
Yes, they do.
but not that …
like how would you feel about being a part of it
Ari
what are you on?
ffs
u still gay right??
Reggie
answer me
Ari
merlin
it's because of your little outing isnt it?
this is why we shouldn't leave our rooms
just say it
what's goin on in ur head again
Reggie
well
Ari
jsyk
if u describe another sex dream to me again I'm going back to sleep
Reggie
It’s not a sex dream!!
I promise
Ari
then whatever ur about to say will be worse
what is it reggie?
Reggie
would you consider dating someone related to me?
thats a deal breaker for us
right?
Ari
heh?
why would I ever date anyone in your family, dumbo?
our generation blacks are basically family
and uncle alphard is gay
pity really
and what are you even asking
u make no friggin sense
Reggie
ffs
u know what I mean
Ari
I really, really don't, regulus
and in case you didn't notice
I was asleep
I, was also having a wonderful dream
Reggie
fuck your dreams
no
no
FIND BETTER DREAMS
Ari
reggie istg
is it
did you
omfg
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE UNICORN DUST IN BARTY'S DRAWER
Reggie
there's unicorn dust in barty's drawer?
Ari
NO
THAT'S WEED
WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SMOKED
Reggie
weed?
the muggle magic powder stuff?
barty has some?
and he didn't tell me?
Ari
Evan said he got it last week and hasn't opened the packet
wait
that means ur not high?
then what are you talking about
Reggie
what are you talking about
i haven't smoked any unicorn dust or muggle magic powder
Ari
weed.
it's weed.
Reggie
it's a bigger problem that weed that I'm facing right now.
but don't you worry, Ari
I'll figure it out
Ari
figure what out
ur not making any sense
didn’t evan sober u up
u still hungover?????
Reggie
gosh darn it
Ari
just say fuck dude wth
Reggie
go to sleep
I'll deal with this don't worry
I'll protect you
Ari
u woke ME up????
protect me from what
oi
regulus
Reggie
go to sleep
take a dreamless potion if you can
Ari
yeah
i'm actually real sleepy
also
if you are grabbing barty's weed anyway
get the firewhiskey he keeps in his second left drawer
it's under his collection of sparkly vests
Reggie
STOP SNEAKING INTO THE BOYS DORM AND LOOKING THROUGH OUR DRAWERS
Ari
it's not really sneaking if I own the place
Reggie
you scare the shit out of me sometimes
Ari
😘
(Brothers unite)
Regulus
new group chat
Barty
ur lky I lft potions
Evan
what fresh hell is this
Regulus
Brawns can’t know about this
Barty
?????????
Evan
why
Regulus
Because I think…
oh I don’t want to say it
it’s giving me the ick
dear merlin I cannot even fathom the thought
Evan
cut the dramatics ffs
Barty
hey, be nice
Evan
oh, so u only spell properly when u want to??
arsehole
Barty
lollllllllllllll
Regulus
OI THIS IS SERIOUS
Evan
THEN SAY IT
Barty
YEEEAAAAA
Regulus
I think Sirius likes Ari
Evan
the fuck
Regulus
I know !!
Evan
ur lying
Regulus
I’m not
I wish I was….but I’m not
I’m pretty sure he likes her
Evan
so he just decides to like her NOW????
Regulus
I don’t want this !!
I don’t want this at all
Oh why does she have to have a type
He fits right into it
Also, I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he's doing
my brother even brought his fucking stupid death trap of a motorcycle
Evan
that sneaky mf istg-
did he wear a leather jacket too
Regulus
YES.
oh merlin.
fuck
Evan
fuck indeed
Barty
I dont undrstnd
why u guys frekin out
Evan
of course we are
don’t tell me u weren’t there when that dickhead didn’t even acknowledge her when he was at school
then there was the first year's final feast
he embarrassed her in front of his friends
and no matter what she says, I know she hasn't gotten over it
Barty
but he does like hr
why do u thnk I did hr hair yestrday
Regulus
you knew??
and didn’t tell us???????
Barty
i thoght u knew
thats why u wnt out yestrday r8??
Evan
THAT’S WHY
THAT’S WHY THAT PRICK INVITED HER YESTERDAY
TO OGLE HER
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
HE’S AFTER SLYTHERINS ASSETS
NEXT HE’LL TRY TO STEAL THE FISH FROM THE COMMON ROOM
Regulus
shit shit
we need to do damage control
before it hits too close
wait
what if Ari is still weak for him
Barty
SHUT UP
both of u
calm the fuck down
Evan
these small things, when ignored can turn into big problems
Regulus
he is right
we need to decimate the threat
even if he is my brother
Barty
stfu or Ari will decimate u for making decisions for her
Evan
oh that
yes
I also don’t like to keep things from Ari
maybe we should tell her
Regulus
lets sort this out by ourselves first
then we will see what we have to do
I’ll be damned if I drag Ari to my shitty family
Barty
I still think u guys r ovrreactng
Regulus
darling, if anything, we are under-reacting.
Hufflepuff courtyard in 10 mins
Now.
Green is the new sexy 🍃
( slytherin girlies 🐍)
Dromy
Got most of the money out.
I think they weren't expecting I'll drain my account
Ari
because you're prideful?
Dromy
yes.
they didn't really think I'd touch it after the elopement
Ari
Dromy, sweetie
U know what's sexier than stupid pride ?
money.
lot's of it.
which was yours
and which you have, rn
Dromy
love you, Ari
thank you so much
Cissy
what about my 1st class acting??
mum took me to St mungos bcs she thought I was dying
Bella
all in all
a success
Ari
put the money in a secured fund
see into investment returns too
Leah
look at the future wizengamot diplomat
Tasbeeh
wt are u goin to do now dromy
Dromy
we are going to expand the cottage
ted wants to build me a greenhouse
Ari
u really have chosen a perfect man for urself
Bella
teddy>entire noble and most ancient house of black
argue with the wall
Cissy
no ones arguing about that, bfr
Ari
finally some good news
needed that
Tasbeeh
oh right
how was it yesterday
Leah
how was what
I didn’t check my phn yesterday
I was with bella at Gringotts
Ari
I KNOW
I NEEDED YOU
Leah
what happened dear
Ari
I went out with reggie yesterday
Sirius came to meet us
Tasbeeh
why??
Dromy
that’s ........nice?
Cissy
Sirius??? our cousin sirius????
Leah
huh
Bella
sus
Ari
I don’t really know some other Sirius, cissy
Tasbeeh
so u were there as a peace keeper?
Ari
I dunno
I guess.. I mean Sirius asked me to come
repeatedly, in fact
maybe he wanted someone to do damage control in case they got into a fight
Bella
Sirius asked u to come??
Ari
yes
oh and he was being very weird too
he even laughed at my squid jokes
my squid jokes are terrible
even I don’t like my squid jokes
I have zero idea
he also wanted to know why we weren't friends
like, out of the blue
after all these years
Leah
what else happened
Ari
nothing much
regulus was silent most of the time and looked pale
like the look he gets when he is going to vomit??
Sirius on the other hand….
Leah
go on
Cissy
did he do something
Ari
no
he just….. kept on speaking nonsense???
like I might not know him that well but I still know that Sirius black doesn’t blabber
reggie was also being extra mean
and he didn't even seem to mind
and he looked hurt every time we brought house rivalry up
Tasbeeh
how
Ari
reggie brought up how sirius dropped a dungbomb on me and evan in our fourth year
he looked horrified and apologized to me
imagine sirius black apologizing for a dungbomb
he'd have to track down every person who went to hogwarts while was there
i don't know what has happened to him
maybe he was trying not to make things awkward with reggie
Cissy
sus
Ari
i really don’t know much
especially when It comes to the black brothers
merlin bless them
Tasbeeh
u don’t think its sus
why is he suddenly talking to u after so many years??
Dromy
yes that bit sounds strange to me too
Ari
I dunno??
maybe its reggie
Bella
still
those gryffindors are trouble
steer clear
I mean it
Ari
I know, babes
in what world would I get involved with Sirius Black
bffr
(Bellatrix&James)
Bellatrix
tell that mf that I know
he cannot run
he cannot hide
I will find and destroy him if he tries anything
James
Bellatrix black???
why r u talking to me
Bellatrix
tell ur brother
that he belongs to the potters now
so,
if he messes with the family he better prepare for proper retribution
just because regulus still loves him doesn’t mean he can weasel his way in again
James
stfu
u and ur crazy family of abusers can rot in hell
also
what are u talking about
Bellatrix
tell him I said this
“dipping into slytherins vaults wont necessarily grant you treasure. however, the curses will burn you to the bone “
tell him
James
um..
what the fuck
Bellatrix
and that warning goes to u too potter
stay the fuck away from my loved ones
or Sirius knows very well
exactly how I took over the corporation when I wasn’t supposed too
James
wtf did I just read
hello??
The Mauraders
Prongs
screenshot.8769.
??????
Wormy
I dunno why
but I’m genuinely scared
Moony
this sounds like a legit threat
wtf
Prongs
@padfoot??
is something the matter
Padfoot
fuck.