Three
(Black Brothers 🖕🏻 )
Regulus
Want to get a pint this weekend?
Sirius
Ok.
‘round 6 works for you?
Regulus
Yes.
You can bring Potter too if you want.
Sirius
No. It’s all right.
I’ll come.
Regulus
Very well.
I’ll see you Saturday.
Sirius
Cool.
Hottest ppl in Hogwarts
(High blood pressure 👀)
(Brains: Reggie, Brawns: Ari, Boobs: Barty, Beauty: Evan)
Brains
I’m going out Saturday.
With Sirius.
Just the two of us.
Boobs
wtf fr ????
Beauty
why ???
Brawns
that’s good
right?
I mean
it's great that you both are trying to fix ur relationship
Brains
I hope so
at least for your sake
Because if your advice backfires @Brawns…
I will personally call your mum and tell her about your stupid diet
Brawns
YOU WOULDN’T DARE
Brains
Watch me.
Brawns
fnjkefvjehve
why are u mad at me ?????
I didn’t force u to kiss and make up
Boobs
oooo th grls are f8tng
Beauty
your text speech is fucking awful
Brains
YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE THINGS BETTER WITH SIRIUS
JUST BECAUSE HE’S MY BROTHER
NOW I’M FREAKING OUT
Brawns
I SAID THAT BOTH OF U SUCK ASS
IT WOULD JUST BE THE SMART THING TO BE ON THE SAME SIDE
Brains
WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE RECONSIDERING IT
I HATE IT
MF WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS STUPID SHIT
Brawns
Reggie, darling honey pie,
please for the love of god.
it's just your dumbass brother
please
get your aristocratic shit together
Boobs
tbh i wld pay 50 gallns to see the blck brothrs brawl
Beauty
@boobs
barty please mate
My eyes water every time your texts show up on my screen
I know you can spell
I KNOW YOU CAN
Boobs
get rekt loser
Beauty
oh ffs
nott just texted
guess who set one of the quidditch stands on fire while arguing
Boobs
@brawns and @brains
both of you are dead meat when i find you
Brawns
SHIT
Brains
Fuck.
The Mauraders
Padfoot
Regulus asked me to get a drink with him
Do you guys think he knows?
Wormy
I bet he does
Moony
well
he IS the smarter black brother
Ari is better off marrying him
Padfoot
shut the fuck up
Prongs
efbdfhjsbdfhs
lmaoooo
Padfoot
Fuck
what do I do????
what have I done??
Prongs
calm down pads
ull be fine
just talk to him like a normal guy
Padfoot
How can I look into his eyes after my actions?
Wormy
calm down sirius
Padfoot
How can I face him after committing one of the biggest acts of betrayal against my own flesh and blood?
Moony
oh ffs
sirius listen
Padfoot
How can I even speak a word, when all that comes out of my mouth will be the words of a traitor?
Prongs
merlin pads
ur not asking for her hand from him
Moony
then don’t talk about his best friend at all
Padfoot
oh
yes.
I could do that.
but how can i do that
I want to keep asking questions
Moony
fucking merlin above
Wormy
we should have known
ofc he wld be like this when he finally fell in love
Moony
how could we have known
I didn’t know sirius had feelings
Padfoot
fake friends
FAKE
Y'all should be weeping with joy I have finally decided to settle down
Prongs
just calm down and have a drink with regulus
seriously its not even such a big deal
what could even go wrong
Hottest ppl in Hogwarts
(High blood pressure 👀)
(Brains: Reggie, Brawns: Ari, Boobs: Barty, Beauty: Evan)
Brains
It went horrible
so fucking horrible
Brawns
what
why
Boobs
istg if he trd smthn
Beauty
u ok
Brains
moron started tearing up halfway
he wasn’t even that drunk
just started crying about how sorry he was
I really dunno with him
Brawns
oh reggie
that’s…… weird, for ur brother
however
maybe he misses u?
i mean
the black brothers aren't renowned for their emotional maturity
Beauty
pls don’t give sirius black that much credit
d-bag probably just remembered he forgot to oil his bike or something
Boobs
I scnd tht
Brains
it didn’t feel good seeing him cry
I think Ari is right
Brawns
damn RIGHT
Beauty
bitch pls
Boobs
pffttttt
Brains
I’m going to make more effort with sirius
he’s clearly not okay
Beauty
can’t u do that from a distance???
just keep an eye on him?
Brawns
don’t listen to him, hon
do what ur heart says
Boobs
grl pls
he needs less gryffin talk
more mate time
Brawns
because regulus is around you for only 90 percent of his waking hrs?
is that why ur mad barts?
Beauty
barty, mate, it's getting hard to defend you more and more everyday
Brains
And what exactly is wrong with his wants
you can have all my attention barts
i don't have much to do anyway
Brawns
two bros chilling in a tub
Beauty
hugging each other and twiddling each others hair
Brawns
not an inch apart
and they are both gay
Beauty
BUT GOD FORBID YOU ASK THEM TO DTR
Brains
What is there to DTR?
We are best friends
I love all my friends
Boobs
we're friends
best friends
get your mind out of fictional men's arse Ari.
Brawns
Uh huh.
Beauty
Uh huh.
(Evan & Ari)
Ari
fuckin oblivious idiots
Evan
they make me sick
Ari
like just…
shut up and shag already
Evan
no seriously how does reggie not pick up barty’s hints
Ari
barty thinks reggie’s flirting is just
‘bro behavior’
how is literal heart eyes bro behaviour
if I made such eyes at my brother I’d be in jail
maybe it’s a pureblood thing
I mean
they do encourage incest
Evan
jdnjkndfjksnf
PLSSSS
however
ur not wrong
Ari
i'm never wrong
Evan
yes, u are
Ari
bruh when??
give me one incident where ive been wrong about these things
Evan
well
you didn’t know sirius black would reject u soooooooo badly in first year
Ari
FUCK U ????????
I was a kid !!!!!
it didn’t mean anything!!!!
wtf
grow up
shitbitch
Evan
methinks the lady doths protest much
Ari
good to see ur muggle references are improving
🙄
Evan
to think if things had gone differently
you’d have been reggie’s sister
officially
Ari
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUUUUTTTTT UUUPPPPP
Evan
alas
it’s a pity really
Ari
u know what ???
I’m telling eva u were ignoring her on purpose because u have commitment issues
Evan
no wait
no
ari she’s a stalker
stop
Ari
ta ta darling !!
Evan
ars????
hello??
arsehole
Green is the new sexy 🍃
( slytherin girlies 🐍)
Dromy
just got officially disowned !!!!!!
party at my house tonight
bring drinks if you want
Bella
had a carton ready when mum and dad stormed out
want me to steal some of that fancy wine ???
Cissy
get the fancy scotch too
Ari
umm…..
congrats, droms???
Leah
oh hell yeah
yaaaasss queen !!!
Tasbeeh
what about the money??
Dromy
money ?
Ari
dromy
your money?
don't tell me you didn't
Andromeda
get most of the money u can out of ur Gringotts vault
asap
before they freeze it
Cissy
oh no
wait I’m going to eavesdrop
Bella
shit
we should have thought of it before
Ari
andromeda go now !!!
Leah
should she be taking the money tho??
Bella
she’s a black
she’s entitled to it
Leah
not anymore tho
Tasbeeh
she should wring out all the money she can get from them
Ari
yes
no offence @bella @cissy
but ur parents a bloody bigots
get that gold, dromy
get all the fucking gold u can get
Cissy
if I fake a sprain I can get 15 mins
bella call ted
Ari
conference call now.