Best Laid Plans
Lucius Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy badly needed a piss. He sat back in the chair and moaned. His cock was rock hard, his bladder full and he could not get up to go to the toilet. He also did not have access to his wand either. He could see his cane with its silver handle leaning next to the table beside him but he could not reach it.
He now deeply regretted drinking as much wine as he had and he groaned with pain and vowed that he would not piss himself.
An hour earlier…
Severus Snape had invited him back to his home promising him some very special treat for his birthday. When drinking the previous week Lucius had blurted out to Severus about an erotic dream he had been having of late.
“Sit still, “Severus asked, as he bound Lucius’ wrists to the chair. “Is that too tight?” He asked, anxious for the binding to be tight but not to cause extreme pain.
“Perfect,” he replied, as he flexed both arms. “I am your prisoner now.”
Severus stooped down and kissed Lucius on the lips. Then helped him to drink from his wine glass. They laughed as they shared the wine in between kisses.
“Damn, we need more wine. Don’t move , I’ll be back in a few moments. ”
Lucius chuckled. The wine was from a very lucrative source, the best he had ever tasted. Severus had invested his savings into wine making some years earlier.
He licked his lips from the flavour of both the wine as well as that of his lover. He relaxed back, feeling safe and looking forward to the entertainment. He knew he would feature as the main Headliner.
Then the shit hit the fan when Severus returned very angry and wearing his travelling clothes. He promised to be no longer than half an hour, barely poking his head inside to tell him. He had turned and left, clearly forgetting he had just tied him up.
“Severus, untie me first you bloody prat!” He listened but could hear nothing.
“Severus?”. He took in a deep breath and hollered, “Severus you fucking arse, get back here!”
He never heard the whoosh of the Floo being activated.
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Severus Snape
Severus had everything planned. He had a witch prepared to come and help him out for a special birthday treat for Lucius. The only thing was he had not anticipated that this night of all nights would have him be contacted to attend an emergency back at Hogwarts.
He found on his arrival back at the castle things much worse than he had anticipated. Peeves had gathered a pile of the portraits from off of the upper corridor’s walls. The racket of shouting, screaming and hysterical wailing echoed around the castle. Other portraits still on their walls all joined in fearing for their own safety that added to the cacophony as the rumours spread.
Peeves sat on top of the pile with a lit lantern threatening to set the lot on fire. He had already burned a few to ashes.
“Peeves, put that fucking lantern down - now!” Severus roared. He was angry, his deputy head was meant to be overseeing the empty castle.
He had not had ‘Yule’ off as headmaster until this year and had left the castle in care of his deputy head.
The choice of the deputy was not his choice but he had been over ruled by the fucking Ministry Of Magic and the Board of directors . He detested how friends of friends got jobs when they could clearly not handle even a fucking empty castle free of students.
“Professor Longbottom, how on earth did things get to this situation?”
Neville gulped and began to babble. He was a good professor of Herbology but he still could not get over his fear regarding Severus Snape. As his boss, he still made him flap like a firstie, even though Snape had mellowed since the war
“I tried to remove the first couple of portraits from Peeves then he began burning them and dropping them, then he swooshed off and brought back more.”
Severus inhaled deeply and counted to twenty, then still counting made it to one hundred before he was calm enough to speak.
Peeves, I am ordering you to put down that lantern and to replace the portraits where you found them.”
Peeves blew a raspberry towards Neville and smirked at Severus as he picked up a Portrait that was unable to move out of the frame and held the lantern to it.
Severus retaliated and cast a spell directed towards Peeves but it just bounced off.
“I think that Peeves had some help, headmaster.” Muttered Neville.
“Really?” Severus said with sarcasm that went unnoticed, he rolled his eyes with disgust. He knew this was the case. He had already been informed by Minerva’s portrait, when he had arrived via Floo into the headmaster’s office.
“Show me where the other castle ghosts are, Professor Longbottom.”
it was going to take him longer than an hour to fix this mess. He had left Lucius sitting in his renovated Muggle home but forgot to inform his wizarding friend that in his private study no magic was allowed.
The witch was bound to be with him by now, so perhaps he need not worry. Lucius was going to be in good hands. This witch had the best hands for a hand job and her mouth wasn’t half bad either. He hardened at the thought of her and his lover together. ‘Damn this emergency’, that may stop him from watching the whole event and from joining in too.