But I Love You So

THIS IS A SATIRE Y/N FIC, I DID THIS FOR FUN I DONT PLAN ON DOING THIS ON A BASIS, TELL ME IF YOU WANT ANOTHER THO, THANKS TO ONE OF MY POOKIES FOR THE IDEA!!HAVE FUN!(No hate to y/n authors, just doing this for fun :D)IM SORRY IN ADVANCE HARRY POTTER FANS, PREPARE(I PUT BARELY ANY EFFORT INTO THIS LMAO)