Monday
Breakfast in Gluttony with Bee
See Al, Learn magic.
Chat with Angel and Husk.
Pop to Lucy's and tell him about Al so he teaches me better magic.
Home for lunch then chill with dads except every other week when I spill tea with Rosie
Once a month family food with uncles Stolas, Blitz and Moxxie, aunt Millie as well. Mess around with Via and Loona, tell them the tea and share magics.
Tuesday (work day)
Breakfast in Sloth with Bel.
Go to the palace of Sloth for Etiquette and Polite Society Behavior with Aunts Bee, Lilith, Bel, Rosie and Velvette.
Go to Wrath for Attack and Defence with Uncles Husk, Blitz, Moxxie, Satan and Levi.
Go to the Hotel for more Attack and Defence with Millie and Cousins Charlie, Vaggie, Loona and Niffty.
Remain in the Hotel for Obscure Law and How To Make and Trick Demons Into Signing Contracts with Al.
Go for pancakes or jambalaya with Lucy or Al.
Go to Lucy's mansion for Obscure Law and How To Make and Trick Demons Into Signing Contracts with Lucy.
Go to back room of Mimzy's Speakeasy for Tricks and Impolite Society Behaviors with Fizz, Aunts Mimzy and Niffty and Uncles Husk and Angel.
Go home to read, mess around with fire until Via and Loona come round then have dinner. (Dads r @ their club)
Wednesday
Breakfast in Envy with Levi
Talk to the loan sharks and learn money-getting tactics.
Go to the hotel to learn magic with Al then set things on fire/learn how to broadcast and manipulate radio/set things on fire while broadcasting radio
Go to Pride and get Lucy to teach me magic by way of mentioning Al.
Go home and read (pref greek/Indian myth), have a snack then
Secretly go to Pride (this is a secret) and very sneakily walk (not pop Al and Ozzie can track that now) to (Al can never know) Vox's tower to, cunningly, surreptitiously and secretly, learn how to manipulate tech and see through VoxTek TVs. Secretly, privately, innocently and confidentially leave the way I arrived.
Pop to Auntie Cherri's for a lesson in blowing things up then put it into practice with a mock battle against Uncle Pentious. Have some grub there.
Home to design new outfits for Att & Def, Polite Soc and Impolite Soc and make them via Ozzie's wardrobe room.
Practice juggling and portaling the boring grimoire way.
Free time
Dinner
Go climbing with papa (fizz)
Thursday (feedback)
Breakfast with Lucy in Pride.
Go to ♤♡◇♧Ace Up My Sleeve♤♡◇♧ (Husk's gambling den ) to learn (with Husk ofc) how to play blackjack, poker, Texas hold 'em and roulette, how to rig a roulette board, cheat at blackjack, outbluff people at poker and Texas hold 'em, and how not to die in Russian roulette.
While in Pride, pop to see Aunt Lili if she's in, if not go to the hotel and get Angel to teach me acrobatics.
Lunch in Barney Town (Pride) with Alphonso Cap and the Ventimigli gang.
Free time
Sketch clothes/design apps for Velvette, send them over.
Read through Mammon's latest script, send feedback/thoughts.
Examine Lucy's latest duck, send feedback/thoughts.
Taste Bee's latest dish, send feedback/thoughts.
Watch Bel's latest nightmare, send feedback/thoughts.
Check Levi's latest plot, send feedback/thoughts.
Listen to recording of Satan's latest match, send feedback/thoughts.
Ensure not to be overly complimentary to one particular relative.
Double check that all feedback/thoughts have been sent and received.
Triple check that all feedback/thoughts have been sent and received.
Quadruple check that all feedback/thoughts have been sent and received.
Confirm that all 6 Sins have, indeed, received the feedback/thoughts.
Relax.
Free time
Message dad & papa about dinner.
When they realise that they have, inevitably, forgotten to do it, suggest going to the place near their club.
Go to said place for dinner.
Friday (family time)
Breakfast with dads at home in Lust.
Go for a walk unless it's raining, if it is then obviously stay in and subtly obtain gossip.
Go up top for cannoli and juice in the little Italian place. !!Human guise!!
Come back home, do acrobatics.
Via and Loona arrive, mess around together until
Lunch
Cause chaos for the poor inhabitants of Hell.
Doodle clothes for Dinner. Make clothes for dinner via wardrobe. Prepare for Dinner. Bring headphones
Go to Imp city for Dinner in the poshest restaurant with dad, papa, Via, Loona, Uncles Lucy, Mammon, Levi and Satan, Aunts Bee, Lilith and Bel. Order drinks.
Get the drinks, wait 5-10 minutes for the fight to start, put headphones on until Papa and Lilith break up the fight, go back home with whichever relatives were on dad's side in the fight, have dinner at home.
Saturday
Breakfast in Wrath with Satan.
Go to the palace of Wrath for Fitness.
Pour copious amounts of water over myself before I get too hot and cause a fire.
Go to Mox and Millie's place for Firearm training and quad biking. Stay for a drink.
Go to Lady Morgan's house to learn and practice wizard magic my way. !Don't drink anything, sign anything, eat anything, step in any circles or fall asleep!
Free time
Go to Stolas's place for Astronomy.
Read (Ars Goetia politic stuff *boo, hiss* or Deadly Sin politic stuff *more boo, hiss*)
Meet dad, papa, Angel and Husk in Lust for lunch.
Pop Husk to the hotel and talk about Deals and Contracts, especially the four rules:
Always Read Contracts, Especially If They're Deals With Overlords.
If A Deal Seems Too Easy, Don't Trust It.
If You Think You're Getting Everything, Don't Sign It.
If It's Too Much In Your Favour, Reread It.
Free time until
Dinner
Sunday
Breakfast in Greed with Mammon
Do as little as possible with dad and papa.
Lunch
Continue doing as little as possible, this time with Via and Loona as well.
Dinner
Repeat.
Notes
On full moon nights remember to pop Via and Loona here.
Never,ever, ever, ever do anything that could be construed as favouring one Sin over the other. Let Dad and papa do that.
Don't tell Loona that Aunt Bee has a crush on her
Don't tell Aunt Bee that Loona has a crush on her.
Don't tell anyone apart from Rosie about Vox.
Never give dad anything even remotely book-or-picture-shaped from Niffty.
Always carry 2 knives, 1 gun and a celestial dagger