Lucius Malfoy and the Paradox of too many kids

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/M
Gen
G
Lucius Malfoy and the Paradox of too many kids
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Malfoy Family (Harry Potter), Lyra Malfoy, Aludra Malfoy, Pollux Malfoy, Castor Malfoy, malfoy twins
Tags
Sibling Bonding Alternate Universe POV Narcissa Black Malfoy Draco Malfoy Has a Sibling Draco Malfoy has siblings Draco Malfoy has twin brothers The Weasley and Malfoy Families are competing
Summary
A chilling pain in his back and weight on his chest, Lucius groaned and squinted his eyes. Only to find his youngest on him, grinning with a broken broom in her hand."Lyra! What have you done?""Merlin! That's my broom."Lucius closed his eyes again and choose to faint rather than deal with this.———In which Lucius Malfoy has five children.
Note
Hear me out, this simply came out of nowhere. I was thinking about the rivalry between the Malfoy and Weasley families. And, my brain went: the Malfoys don't have enough kids to compete with the Weasleys. So shalala.

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