“Hey Sirius, shall we kiss”
“Sure, Remus, we can kiss”
Remus and Sirius share a kiss
“Am I a good kisser, Sirius?”
“You’re a very good kisser, Remus”
“Thanks, Sirius”
“You’re welcome, Remus”
“What now, Sirius?”
“I’m thirsty, Remus”
“Shall we get a butterbeer, Sirius”
“That sounds good, Remus”
“Splendid, Sirius”
“Indeed, Remus”
Remus and Sirius get a butterbeer
“How was your butterbeer, Sirius?”
“Delicious, Remus. How was your butterbeer, Remus?”
“Delicious, Sirius”
“Shall we kiss again, Remus”
“Okay, Sirius”
Remus and Sirius share another kiss
“Am I handsome, Sirius?”
“Extremely handsome, Remus. Am I handsome, Remus?”
“The handsomest, Sirius”
“Thank you, Remus”
“I love you, Sirius”
“I love you too, Remus”
“Oh no Sirius, a full moon. I’m going to turn into a werewolf now, Sirius”
“Oh no, Remus. What will we do, Remus”
“Leave me, Sirius. I’ll be okay, Sirius”
“I will never leave you, Remus”
“You have to, Sirius”
“I can’t, Remus”
“Please go, Sirius”
“Never, Remus”
Remus turns into a werewolf
“Aaaargh, Sirius”
“I know you’re in there, Remus. Come back to me, Remus”
“Aaargh, Sirius. I’m going to eat you, Sirius”
“No, Remus. Don’t eat me Remus”
“Aaargh, Sirius. Too late, Sirius”
“Noooo, Remus”
Remus eats Sirius
“Nom nom nom, Sirius. Delicious, Sirius”.
Remus turns back into a human.
“I am so sorry, Sirius. I will never forgive myself, Sirius”
Sirius’ ghost appears in front of Remus
“I forgive you, Remus”
Sirius’ ghost disappears
Remus is happy that Sirius forgave him. He tells Dumbledore what happened. Dumbledore told him he’s not in trouble. Remus is happy.
The End.
Post credits scene
James asks Remus where Sirius is. Remus tells James he killed Sirius. “Are you Serious?” “No James, I’m Remus, Sirius is dead”