detective moony
[ furries ]
6:00AM
deer: PADS
deer: PADFOOT
deer: BROTHER OF MINE
dog: die
dog: die
dog: die
deer: wakey wakeyyyyy
dog: u need an exorcist
deer: and u need to turn that frown upside down!!!!
dog: you can't see me ???
deer: yes but i know you 🙄
deer: anyway
deer: any luck on the group hangout thingy?
dog: nah i haven’t brought it up to remus yet
deer: gasp!! did u just spell out his full name instead of re, rem, moony, or future husband ???
dog: yeah well
dog: he’s been acting weird for a few days
deer: uh oh
deer: weird how
dog: well i asked him if his lips were lonely
deer: naturally, okay
dog: and he just didn’t answer for a suspicious amount of time
dog: so i said i was joking
dog: then he said he had to go cause his friend wanted his attention
dog: but marlene said that wasn’t true
deer: wait where does marls come into this
dog: long story
deer: uh okay
deer: maybe he’s upset u were “joking”?
dog: or he’s uncomfortable w me flirting
dog: but what’s just what i doooo
dog: i flirt with wormtail for fucks sake
dog: and lord knows we’d both shoot each other then ourselves if we ever got tg
deer: very true
dog: yeah so he’s been like barely answering recently and when he does it’s just dry texts
deer: you know what could help?
dog: do i want to?
deer: yes
deer: group hangout and i could see more accurately how he acts with you !!!!
dog: ughhhshhehsheheh
dog: fine i’ll ask him and lil when i see them next class
deer: i love you
dog: ew i’m straight
deer: oh so now we’re just saying things
dog: just realized this remus talk has deflected me from wanting to kill you
dog: be gone demon
deer: nighty night hubby
dog: ⚔️⚔️
[ remus & sirius ]
10:46 AM
shooting star: do my eyes deceive me or are you actually skipping class?
wolf mcwolf: hello to you too sirius
shooting star: where are you !!!?!????!??
wolf mcwolf: do my eyes deceive me or is sirius black being dramatic?
wolf mcwolf: ( i have 20/20 vision btw )
shooting star: you literally wear reading glasses
shooting star: anyway you didn’t answer my question
shooting star: are you sick?
shooting star: are you hurt?
shooting star: is everything okay?
shooting star: ohmygod are u dead ????
wolf mcwolf: im literally texting you right now. how could i be dead?
shooting star: ever heard of a zombie? or ghosts? that’s what i thought
wolf mcwolf: im so glad im not in class
shooting star: moonyyyyyyyyyyyy
wolf mcwolf: sirius im fine
wolf mcwolf: j had a bit of a fever the last few days
shooting star: oh
shooting star: is that why you’ve seemed off recently?
wolf mcwolf: oh yeah that’s why
shooting star: do you need anything?
shooting star: soup?
shooting star: medicine?
shooting star: a hug ?? 🥹🥹
wolf mcwolf: sirius, i am completely fine
wolf mcwolf: …thank you though :)
shooting star: ofc moonshine
wolf mcwolf: i’m not even gonna address that
shooting star: good!! so i have a question
wolf mcwolf: aren’t u literally in class
shooting star: remus
wolf mcwolf: yeah alright
wolf mcwolf: so what’s up
shooting star: so you know my best friend james right?
wolf mcwolf: glasses? messy hair? completely embarrassed himself in front of lily?
wolf mcwolf: rings a slight bell, yes
shooting star: that’s the one
shooting star: isn’t he precious
wolf mcwolf: did this questioning have a point?
shooting star: right right
shooting star: so he actually feels really bad about his first impression on ug
shooting star: so he came up with a dazzling idea!
wolf mcwolf: well if it’s dazzling then i got to hear it
shooting star: that’s my moony
[ wolf & red ]
10:53AM
rem: if the next time i contact you is from a mental hospital, it’s cause i’ve been driven clinically insane
lilian: oh!
[ remus & sirius ]
11:55AM
shooting star: so basically he thinks we should all hang out in a group and get to know each other better
shooting star: and then he can show y’all he’s not a complete freak!
wolf mcwolf: so he thinks once he and lily become closer, she’ll come around and give him a chance?
shooting star: well hello there detective moony
wolf mcwolf: don’t do it sirius
shooting star: im gonna do it
shooting star changed wolf mcwolf to ‘detective moony’
detective moony: aaand you did it
shooting star: not my fault you’re so clever
detective moony: not really, he just seems like the type
shooting star: the type to…
detective moony: try and pull a girl under the disguise of friendship
shooting star: woah woah woah
shooting star: no i promise you’ve got it all wrong
shooting star: he’s actually a sweetheart
detective moony: look, no offense, but he didn’t seem too… sweet
shooting star: i take full offense mister, that’s my other half you’re talking about
shooting star: i know he acted like a knob but he was just nervous
shooting star: a nervous james potter will be a wreck 9/10 times
shooting star: but i promise he means well
shooting star: and yes, he likes lily and hopes they’ll one day ride off into the sunset but if that’s not what she wants then he’ll respect that
shooting star: he just wants a chance to show her his good side
shooting star: i wouldn’t have my other half be some creep
shooting star: don’t you trust me moons? 🥺
detective moony: okay okay i hear you
detective moony: and fine i’ll give him a second chance
detective moony: im sorry i got all judgy
shooting star: don’t be sorry moonbeam
shooting star: you’re just being protective
shooting star: it’s hot
[ wolf & red ]
11:03AM
rem: scratch the mental hospital thing
rem: im going head first into a volcano
lilian: should i be worried or…
[ remus & sirius ]
11:05AM
detective moony: right…
detective moony: yeah just lily’s dealt with some real dicks before so
shooting star: you don’t have to worry about that with prongs
shooting star: also his mother would castrate him if he so much as looked at someone funny when they don’t deserve it
shooting star: she’s a gem
detective moony: sounds like i’d like her
detective moony: also… prongs?
shooting star: oh yeah just the nicknames we’ve called ourselves since grade school
shooting star: prongs, padfoot, and wormtail
detective moony: please tell me you’re wormtail
shooting star: har har moonage daydream
detective moony: must there so many variations of moony
shooting star: you know there must
detective moony: why do i answer your texts
shooting star: because of my dashing good looks?
detective moony: alright
[ furries ]
11:13AM
dog: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH???
[ remus & sirius ]
1!:15AM
shooting star: i don’t see any denial
detective moony: so who is wormtail anyway?
shooting star: fine i’ll let you deflect
shooting star: and that unfortunate name belongs to my good mate peter
shooting star: i think you’d get on actually
shooting star: he can be a chaos demon when he wants to be
detective moony: and that screams someone i’d get on with because…?
shooting star: i know you try and hide behind your big jumpers and books but you don’t fool me moony
shooting star: deep down you’re a troublemaker
detective moony: sure sirius
detective moony: you know sometimes i don’t even wait for my tea to cool down before drinking it? 😱😱
shooting star: truly a man who lives for danger
detective moony: that’s what they say
detective moony: don’t you have a class to be paying attention to
shooting star: fine moony, if it helps, i’ll pretend to pay attention
detective moony: i have a feeling i should take what i can get
shooting star: that you should
shooting star: bye moons feel better i’ll miss u
detective moony: goodbye sirius
shooting star: say it back 🙁
detective moony: …
shooting star: say it ☹️
detective moony: … i’ll miss you too
shooting star: a single tear just rolled down my cheek
detective moony: alright less drama more academia
shooting star: 🫶🏻🫶🏻
[ wolf & red ]
12:00PM
lilian: hellooooooo
lilian: class is over and i’m dying in anticipation right now
lilian: why am i currently fearing for your mental health?
rem: ugh nothing i’m just being dramatic
lilian: hmm seems like someone may be rubbing off on you…
lilian: speaking of which
lilian: why was our precious sirius black so preoccupied with his phone all class, i wonder 🧐🧐
rem: alright nancy drew calm down
rem: he required my services to help him not pay attention
lilian: so why did that send u into a volcano-related fit
rem: ughhhhh nothingggg just
lilian: just…
rem: … he was flirting with me
lilian: and that’s a bad thing because…
rem: because i know he doesn’t mean it
rem: he already said it was a joke
lilian: remus we talked about this
lilian: he could have just been worried he scared you off
lilian: you did go all amelia earhart and disappear on him
rem: no his friend marlene even said he would flirt with the wall
rem: it doesn’t mean he’s interested in me
lilian: it also doesn’t mean he’s not
lilian: and i thought you weren’t interested anyway mister ‘we’re just friends’
rem: that may have been… wishful thinking
rem: he makes me laugh, lil
lilian: ADORABLE
rem: ughhhh i can’t believe i have A CRUSH
rem: ON A MAN
rem: this is all ur fault
lilian: yes and when you get married, i shall take full responsibility
rem: lilyyyyyyyy
lilian: relax rem
lilian: if his face when he realized you were home has anything to say about it, he’s just as down bad as you are
rem: i just can’t tell
lilian: but i can
lilian: it’s so obvious when you two are together
rem: oh that reminds me
rem: we are going to hang out with him in a group of sorts 😀
lilian: a group including…
rem: his friends of course
lilian: his friends being…
rem: …james potter?
lilian: REMUS
rem: i know i know
rem: but sirius swears he’s not bad
rem: so i sorta said we’d give him a second chance 🫨
lilian: REMUS JOHN
rem: bye i love you! i’ll see you at home! i love you!
lilian: do you want me to pick up that soup you like 🙄
rem: yes please
lilian: fine
lilian: …love u too
[ MARAUDERS ]
2:27PM
padfooty: we’re hanging out with remus and his friends soon
padfooty: i’ll tell marls too
wormy: aw so domestic 😍
padfooty: yeah yeah
padfooty: where’s prongs he’s been waiting for this
wormy: i believe i hear him in his room dancing around in celebration
padfooty: oh for fucks sake