( ministry visits and unpleasant encounters)
Hermione held hands with Sirius as they walked through the ministry her parents and mummy Waulgbra walked behind them. Sirius and walugbra glared at anyone who sneered or looked at her parents wrong and it seemed to work.
Hermione stayed close to Sirius looking around at the ministry. He stepped on the elevator with her parents following them. The door shut and the elevator guide looked to Sirius in question “Office of marital affairs and magical bonds.” He said.
The guide nodded and pressed a button.
Hermione looked around the elevator she saw a couple of other people she didn’t know and looked at Sirius raising her arms. He scooped her upholding her close.
“Aww Sirius she’s so cute how old is she?” a blond witch asked moving till she was right beside him.
Sirius tensed “She’s 12 lyra.” He said.
she put her arm on his smiling seductively “I always knew you’d make beautiful children Sirius.” She said in a sickly-sweet voice.
Sirius saw the look Sam was giving him and he knew he better end this quickly before he got a bullet to the head.
“She’s not my daughter lyra her father is standing right there with her mother and mine.” He said.
Lyra’s eyes widened “Oh then this must be your little sister your mother blood adopted.” She said her hand trailing up his arm as she spoke. Sirius really should have been focusing on his wife because she had a temper bigger than her father.
Lyra tried to move closer only to be smacked and shoved back. She looked shocked and turned seeing Hermione glare at her hatefully ‘Keep your hands to yourself.” She said.
“And who are you to tell me what to do little girl?” she snapped.
“Im Mrs. hermione black his fucking wife back off of my husband or I'll use my daddy’s gun and make you.” She said.
Sirius stared amazed at his little spitfire of a wife.
Lyra snorted “Why would he marry someone like you? You’re a child.” She sneered.
“I’m Sam Winchesters daughter bitch and to answer your question we’re fucking bonded touch my husband again and ill break your hand.” Hermione said.
Sirius pulled her close to him “She’s not worth it baby I love you not her I’ll never love her.” He whispered softly.
Hermione wrapped her arms around his neck burying her face in his neck. “Better not I’ll let daddy shoot you.” She whispered.
He chuckled nervously kissing her head “You’re the only girl for me kitten now and forever.”
Hermione smiled into his neck and kissed it gently.
Sirius looked at lyra “It's in your best interest if you listen to my wife lyra, trust me she may just be learning magic, but she knows how to work a gun.”
Lyra huffed and moved away pissed off.
The door opened “Office of marital affairs and magical bonding’s.” The guide said.
Sirius held Hermione and walked out followed by their family, no one noticed lyra follow them. Sirius led everyone to the magical bonding area and walked up to the desk.
The witch behind the desk looked up. “Can I help you?” she asked watching Sirius with interest.
“Mr. and Mrs. Black here to see Miranda Hoffskit .” Hermione said glaring at the woman drooling over her husband. The witch blanched seeing the younger witch in Sirius’s arms.
Sirius smirked at his wife “Jealous?” he whispered in her ear.
“Not Jealous irritated dear.” She said looking at him.
He kissed her head gently the witch behind the desk pressed a button on her desk. “Straight back last door on the left.” She said.
Sirius walked with her “You were so jealous.” He said.
“No dear to be jealous of them they’d have to have something I want, and aids doesn’t particularly interest me.” She said and hopped down walking in the office leaving her husband staring after her and her parents behind him laughing holding their sides at her smartass comment.
Sirius got over his shock and walked in the office to see his wife shaking hands with a woman. Sam clapped him on the back “You know she gets her attitude from her mother.” He whispered and walked past him Jeannie just smirked following her husband.
Walugbra grinned at her son “You’ve got your hands full son.” She said he nodded and looked at her “I can’t believe she said that.” He whispered.
“Oh, I can she is a little smart ass.” Walugbra said.
Sirius shook his head and walked up behind his wife to shake hands with the woman only to come face to face with his ex-fiancée Miranda stolski now hoffskit.
“Bloody hell can’t I get a break?” he whispered.
She looked up and her eyes widened “You’re the groom Sirius?” she asked.
He put his hands on Hermione’s shoulders and nodded quietly he could feel his wife staring at him. “You know her Siri?” she asked.
“Miranda went to school with me kitten.” He said.
“That’s an understatement.” Miranda snorted.
Hermione looked at her “How is that an understatement?” she asked playing like a dumb 12-year-old child.
Sam, Jeannie, and walugbra snorted at their daughter.
Miranda bought it however and bent down in front of her, “Your husband here before he was sent to Azkaban was engaged to be married to me.” She said.
Hermione smiled sweetly at her, but her eyes burned Miranda however didn’t notice and continued “We were a week away from our wedding when Sirius got himself thrown in prison like an idiot.” She said.
Hermione’s face darkened and the adults that had come with her winced.
“Do you know why he was arrested?” she asked sweetly but the underlining in her voice was cold as ice still Miranda didn’t notice.
“He killed like 13 muggles and one of his friends peter Pettigrew as well as betrayed the potters.” She said, “Must have gotten out with his family influence.” She said.
Hermione’s face went purple “he was sent to prison without a trial… he was not the potters secret keeper peter Pettigrew was the lying thieving little rat lied and framed Sirius making him spend 10 years in that horrible place.” She hissed.
Miranda looked at her.
“You must live under a rock because it is and has been all over the daily prophet for months Sirius was freed because he was innocent, you're sitting here talking to me like I'm an idiot child when the true idiot is you. I now find myself wondering what the fuck my husband was thinking almost marrying you and why his friends didn’t knock some fucking sense into him before he proposed.” She growled.
She stared at her, and Sirius pulled Hermione into his arms rubbing her back.
“Babe, I find myself asking that same question right now.” Sirius whispered to her.
“Can we get this damn thing over with, so I never have to see this dumb bitch again?” she said.
“I’ll have you know I was the second highest in Hogwarts in my year.” Miranda snapped.
Hermione gave her a doubtful look “If you were that high then a flobber worm had to be above you.” She snapped back.
Sam, Jeannie, Waulgbra, and Sirius were laughing as their girl tore the woman a new one.
“Maybe I should congratulate the flobber worm on being smarter than you.” She continued.
Why you little…” she started but found Sirius’s wand in her face his face dark
“Don’t get me wrong my girl can take care of herself but if you touch her you’ll be facing me Miranda no one attacks my wife and just to set the record straight lily, James, Remus, me, Snape, Malfoy, even peter were ahead of you, you came in last in our class.” He said, “Now kindly either help us file our marriage certificate or find us someone else that will.” He said his face dark.
Hermione wrapped her arms around him.
Miranda huffed and got the paperwork out looking through them making sure everything was there as much as she would love to screw their paperwork up it would be her ass and her job if the file came back in complete.
~ 45 minutes later ~
Hermione smirked as they left the office of the clearly still pissed off witch once again in her husband’s arms as he carried her, she had made them stay till she knew the papers where filed and now they were leaving all of them glad to be leaving the office before the idiot said something to set Hermione off again.
They walked to the exit quickly before another old flame of Sirius’ could pop up again. They set off for Hogwarts all relieved to be leaving as soon as they possibly could.
0o0o0o0o
Once back at Hogwarts the five went to Sams office where a worried ghost stood pacing, he looked at them and sighed in relief “Is it all done?” he asked them.
Sirius looked at him “Your niece is entirely too much like you.” He said and the other three adults laughed as Hermione stuck her tounge out at her husband in a very childish manor and marched over to her uncle who picked her up hugging her tightly.
“Why do you say that?” he asked.
“Because I told off a couple shanks at the ministry.” Hermione said with an air of finality that had every adult cracking up.
Dean smirked “And what did these women do to get them under the wrath of Hermione Black?” he asked her.
Hermione crossed her arms “The first bitch was almost hanging on Sirius acting all simpry saying how she knew he would make beautiful children the second one was ogling him and well I was still mad cause of the first one and the third tried to treat me like I was a stupid child that obviously didn’t know anything about my husband that I was just completely unaware I was married to a mass murderer.” She said.
Dean snorted “And I bet she knows now.” He said.
Hermione smirked and looked at Sirius “Remind me to find the flobber worm and congratulate it.” She said.
Dean looked confused but the other adults laughed holding their sides and he looked to his brother for answers.
Sam whipped his eyes grinning.
“The bitch filing Hermione and Sirius’s marriage license pissed Hermione off treating her like a child she said she came in second in their class and Hermione came back with if she came in second then a flobber worm must have been in first place in the class and sent the woman into a rant Hermione let her smart ass temper fly when the woman tried to treat her like an idiot she had us rolling on the ground in tears.” He said.
Dean smirked and kissed her head “That’s my girl.” He said.
Hermione beamed at him, and he chuckled holding her tightly and twirled her around making her giggle and the other adults smile at her.