Chapter 1
Kimi wanted to cry and at the same time to cuddle with his boyfriend. After the summer holiday he was sure that Ollie was not into men. He hoped that, when he said to Ollie ‘I’m going on a date with Thomas’, the Brit would say something like ‘please no, go on one with me’ but Ollie stayed silent only nodding. During a moment he even thought that Ollie was homophobic but happily he was wrong. But it hurted a bit to know that the man you’re in love with was not gay and clearly just saw you as a friend.
Pierre wanted to die. Of course, George had to fell in love with Alex Albon the pure Gryffindor and Charles fucking Leclerc's bestfriend. Because now, Pierre and Charles had to spend time together. He had to act friendly to not ruin George’s chances with Alex. Of course he was still bickering against Charles when Alex or George weren’t looking but he still had too much time with Charles Leclerc.
Pierre had to see the man’s face everyday, at every class. Because of course, George wanted to sit next to Alex and who was always next to Alex ? Charles. So Pierre always went next to Lando Norris. It was not better but it was not Charles. Except for the Defence against dark arts where Pierre had to sit next to Charles.
Oscar didn’t think that professor Webber would put him with Lando Norris as a partner for the Defence against dark arts class. How would Oscar work with this ball of energy? The embodiment of hyperactivity in one man. Oscar knew that the man had dyslexia, everyone in the 5th year knew about that fact.
Mark- no teacher Webber- thought that Oscar would help Lando to stay calm or at least help him with his dyslexia.
Oscar once helped Lando to cast a spell but that was it ! He never talked to the Gryffindor ever again.
The shy Ravenclaw was more with Arthur, Robert, Ollie and Kimi, who were in their 4th year, than with the students in 5th year. Plus, Lando was so popular because of the fact that he played Quidditch and Oscar was just … Oscar.
Alex would absolutely love his life this year. Apart from the fact that Fernando Alonso escaped from Azkaban nothing bad would happen, right ? George was giving him attention, Alex was falling more and more for the Slytherin. And anyway, after the Basilic and Quirrell nothing worse could happen right ?
The new defense against the dark arts teacher was going to be nice and Alex will surely pass his exam and Fernando wasn’t going to attack Hogwarts, right ?
Well, perhaps Alex was too optimistic …
Nico was once again the charms teacher. He fucking loved his job. Well apart from Lewis Hamilton who once again would be the Arithmancy teacher. Of course his ex would always stay near Nico. After all, they always pursued the same dreams.
Nico and Lewis would just have to dodge the others and everything would be fine. But of course, Nico’s petty ass would make him say little remarks against his ex. So Nico would just stay with Kimi and Sebastian.
Daniel was already loving this year. He was with Max. Finally ! Even if he had to keep the relationship secret -And it was hard for him- he was really happy to be with his favorite person in the world.
Another year where he would prank the Slytherin with Lando, Charles and Alex. Another year where poor Carlos would be involved in their pranks even if he didn’t want to. Everything was going to be fine and perfect. Even Fernando Alonso couldn’t ruin Daniel’s happiness.
Lando was feeling good and at the same time nervous. He would work with the cute Ravenclaw he had a crush on since he took Lando’s wrist to show him how to cast a spell. So he might have asked sir Webber to put him with Oscar Piastri. Just for help with his dyslexia he said.
But what if Oscar thought Lando was weird and too touchy ? What if Lando’s dyslexia was making Oscar embarrassed. Fuck. These thoughts were really annoying. How could Lando be nervous about the shy Ravenclaw ? He had everyone at his feet but …
Yeah, Lando was really nervous, he guessed.
Lewis’ life was a joke, right ? It was the only option. Because normally when you break up with your highschool boyfriend you don’t see him after. Well so why was Nico in the same place as Lewis every damn day of the scholar year ? Because Lewis’ life was a fucking joke.
His ex was everywhere. In the Great Hall, in his classroom or just in the hallways. Britney and his perfect blond fluffy hair like Lewis called him. Seb would say the nickname wasn’t really platonic but whatever Seb says.
George would die this year. Please put on his grave that he died because Alexander fucking Albon became even more attractive if it was only possible. It wasn’t fair how he always wanted to be with him. Poor Pierre would have to suck Charles’ dick if George always with Alex bothered him. George had to be grateful because Pierre was actually polite and not ruining George’s chance with Alex by being an ass with Alex’ best friend.
So yeah, maybe this year, George would have the confidence of saying his feelings to his soulmate. The man who made him believe in love at first sight.
Ollie wasn’t in a good mood this year. It was for a petty reason he knew it but that bothered him. This summer, he spent one month with his best friend Kimi. The summer was Ollie’s heartbreak. Because Kimi said that he had a boyfriend called Thomas. Thomas was a stupid ass name. No Ollie was not jealous… Just … hurt ?
Yeah okay, Charles told him he was jealous. Ollie hated this feeling. It wasn’t fair. Kimi had the right to be happy. But why did it hurt so much ?
Happily, Ollie had Charles who was giving him the best advice on relationships. Well, perhaps Charles should start to use this advice with his strange relationship with Pierre, first.
Sebastian’s life was quite good before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts. Oh god, he was like his father. Always attracting problems.
Last year was still playing with Seb’s nerves. God a fucking giant snake kidnapped a student and brought her in a cave under the castle. Plus the students who were petrified ? Yeah Seb had been very happy to have his husband, Kimi, at his side.
The four shenanigans plus one were already a lot to watch on. By the four shenanigans, Seb meant Charles, Lando, Daniel and Alex. The plus one was Carlos who was dragged with, sometimes even against his want.
This was already hard. So why did Fernando Alonso fucking decided to escape Azkaban to try to kill Harry ? This was going to be a long year. Seb was feeling it.
Charles wasn’t mad at Alex. Don’t get him wrong. He freaking loved his friend. He loved how Alex was kind of the therapist of the group or how Alex always took care of Charles’ sleeping schedule.
What he hated was George’s taste in friends. Because Alex was in love with George since he saw him. And frankly, George was not bad for a Slytherin. No. The problem was Pierre fucking Gasly also knew as … George’s best friend.
Charles had to support Pierre. And if he was right, George and Alex are going to pin a longtime on each other. So he won’t support Gasly for a short night but for a very long time. Ugh. Fucking bad taste in friends.
Kimi wanted to kill Fernando Alonso. Not because the man escaped Azkaban. Well done, in fact. No. He wanted to kill Fernando because the stress of his escape was going to destroy Sebastian, Kimi’s husband. And Kimi couldn’t stand to see Sebastian nervous or stressed. The four shenanigans were already getting enough on his nerves by making Sebastian fear for what could happen if they went to the Forbidden Forest.
So, Kimi was getting more and more rude with the four students just to keep them calm a bit and stop stressing poor Sebastian.
He was going to have a lot of sleepless nights and ice cream dates with Sebastian this year, he guessed.