Differences and Dress Shirts
Wednesday night.
Harry Potter < – > Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy sent an attachment.
Harry Potter: That looks great, thank you for finishing it
Draco Malfoy: I know it looks great, I did it
Harry Potter: I helped!
Draco Malfoy: Sure you did
Harry Potter: I did, I was literally helping in class today
Harry Potter: It’s not my fault you were banned from my house
Harry Potter: Malfoy, you have a bad habit of leaving people on read
Draco Malfoy: I know
Harry Potter: It’s a tad annoying
Draco Malfoy: I am aware, Potter
Harry Potter: So, stop then?
Draco Malfoy: No
Harry Potter: Arsehole
Draco Malfoy: Proudly
Harry Potter: I hate you
Draco Malfoy: No you don’t
Harry Potter: You’re insufferable
Draco Malfoy: That’s the aim
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Pansy Parkinson < – > Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy sent two attachments.
Pansy Parkinson: i thought you were going to be nice to him
Draco Malfoy: I never said that.
Pansy Parkinson: why did you send that to me?
Draco Malfoy: Our banter feels different.
Pansy Parkinson: what do you mean?
Draco Malfoy: Nevermind.
Pansy Parkinson: draco you could try elaborating
Draco Malfoy: It’s just not the same. It’s different.
Pansy Parkinson: well how is it different
Draco Malfoy: I don’t know how to articulate it.
Pansy Parkinson: well you blokes arent using much puncuation anymore
Draco Malfoy: I did not realise that.
Pansy Parkinson: youre dense
Pansy Parkinson: i cant tell any diffference
Pansy Parkinson: other than the punctuation it looks the same mate
Pansy Parkinson: you do have a bad habit of leaving people on read and it is annoying
Pansy Parkinson: cannot believe I agreed with potter twice in twenty four hours this is your fault draco
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Two bisexuals and their favourite redhead
Harry Potter: Ron, can I borrow a dress shirt?
Harry Potter: I have come to the realisation that I don’t have one
Hermione Granger: How do you not have one?
Harry Potter: Dudley doesn’t have any old dress shirts so I don’t have one
Hermione Granger: I hate Dudley. He always looks at me weirdly whenever I’m over.
Hermione Granger: Why wasn’t the there last Monday? Not that I’m complaining.
Harry Potter: He was at his mates house, it’s the only reason my aunt even allowed anyone over
Hermione Granger: I hate your entire family.
Harry Potter: I know
Ron Weasley: I have a couple, all red, thats fine I assume?
Harry Potter: Perfectly
Ron Weasley: I’ll bring some of my smaller ones too and you can try them on tomorrow before school
Harry Potter: Thanks Ron
Ron Weasley: need any trousers? my mum said she could hem some more
Harry Potter: I still have the pair she hemmed last time, thank you though
Ron Weasley: no problem mate