Chapter 1
The Shark Tank 😈😈😈
lenny shark tale real, vax, NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥
3:36 PM
lenny shark tale real: MOVIE NIGHT WOOOO!!
lenny shark tale real: Percy what movie did you wanna watch again
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: 9.
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: I adored it as a child.
lenny shark tale real: Nice
vax: who’s room do you wanna watch it in
lenny shark tale real: The girls room is bigger
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: If you’d like, I’m sure Cassandra wouldn’t mind if you two came over here.
lenny shark tale real: Really?
lenny shark tale real: Are you sure?
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: Yes.
lenny shark tale real: Okay!!
lenny shark tale real: Thank you :)
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: Of course.
6:42 PM
vax: omw now
vax: keyleth is with me
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: Lovely.
4th floor losers
resident gnome, vex, lenny shark tale real, Pike Trickfoot, Grog Strongjaw, vax, NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥
7:56 PM
vax: update percy is a complete fucking psychopath with terrible taste in movies
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: I told you, I find it charming.
vax: THIS IS NOT CHARMING??
vex: what did percy do this time
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: It was my turn to choose a movie for movie night. I chose 9. Vax seems to be having an adverse reaction.
resident gnome: omfg i heard about that movie
resident gnome: why would you pick that
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: I liked it as a kid.
resident gnome: okay vax is right percy’s gone insane
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: You’re all very irritating.
vax: you loooove us
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: Shut up.
lenny shark tale real: It’s not that bad…
vex: mind if i pop in? i don’t feel like studying
vax: if its okay with percy, its his house
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: I don’t see why not.
vax: keyleth?
lenny shark tale real: Oh please do
lenny shark tale real: I mean, sure, cool, whatever.
vax: very slick
lenny shark tale real: Percy’s right you’re all the worst
vex: even me?
lenny shark tale real: Well
lenny shark tale real: Um
lenny shark tale real: Stop it this isn’t fair
vex: i’m just teasing you, kiki
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: Keyleth is currently the color of a tomato.
lenny shark tale real: STOP GANGING UP ON ME??
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: My apologies, Keyleth.
lenny shark tale real: you’re not sorry
NO MERCY PERCY 🔥🔥: I am! …A little.
resident gnome to Pike Trickfoot
1:48 AM
Pike Trickfoot: You left your undershirt
resident gnome: oh
resident gnome: i didn’t mean to wake you up
Pike Trickfoot: Maybe if you stopped leaving in the middle of the night it wouldn’t be a problem
resident gnome: im sorry
Pike Trickfoot: I don’t think you are
Pike Trickfoot: How long are we going to keep doing this?
resident gnome: doing what?
Pike Trickfoot: Don’t play dumb
Pike Trickfoot: It’s almost every other night now and it’s getting tiring. Especially since you’re always gone and with another girl by breakfast
resident gnome: i thought we agreed it didn’t mean anything
Pike Trickfoot: Maybe I want it to mean something
resident gnome: maybe i wish you would’ve told me that when we started
Pike Trickfoot: Would it have changed anything?
resident gnome: i don’t know
resident gnome: i have stuff to do
resident gnome: can we talk about this later
Pike Trickfoot: Sure
Pike Trickfoot: By the way, clean up the hallway outside your dorm. It’s disgusting
resident gnome: it’s lived in
Pike Trickfoot: You’re the worst
resident gnome: ;)