Chapter 7
Finally, after what seemed like forever the plates all disappeared and everyone was getting up to leave. Dazai got up along with them, and seeing as Chuuya was going to wake up soon did the only logical thing and picked him up just to drop him on the floor, which woke Chuuya up with a small yelp.
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Chuuya jumped up into a fighting stance, looking just about ready to murder and/or violently maim anyone or anything that stands in his way. “Chuuuyyaaaaaa!!!! I was sooooo tired from carrying around a slug for sooo long!! I needed to wake you up somehow~!“ Dazai whined looking as innocent as the Demon Prodigy could. “you could have done it like a FUCKING NORMAL PERSON YOU FUCKING PSYCHOTIC FREAK OF NATURE!!!!!“ Chuuya said, his voice progressively getting louder until he was yelling. A few other Slytherins turning their heads to the commotion the two partners were causing, and Chuuya turns to glare at them before turning his attention back to Dazai.
Dazai watched with slight interest as Chuuya narrowed his eyes at him and leaned in to whisper, “if you ever do that again I will beat you bloody.” Dazai paused, waiting to see if Chuuya was going to follow through before grabbing his dogs chin roughly and staring straight into his eyes “you should know by now that I really can’t hear you from all the way down there. Though… I suppose if you don’t know that then this,” he grabs Chuuya’s hand and yanks it up, showing off the ring he had given to Chuuya after they had killed a enemy organization overnight “means nothing”
Chuuya froze, ‘there is no fucking way the bastard just-‘ “you fucker! I’ll beat your ass!” Chuuya shrieked, sounding very much like a squirrel thats high off helium to Dazai who was trying not to make a sexual joke, and before Chuuya could hit Dazai a voice came from behind him. “What do you think you’re doing?” Chuuya swung around, only to face the one and only Severus Snape who looked like he was just about ready to kill himself Dazai style. “None of your damn business old man” Chuuya snapped “actually, it is since you looked like you were about to hit one of my snakes. Unless, of course, I was wrong?” Honestly when Snape said that he sounded like he really couldn’t care less about Dazai and like he was being forced to stand here and say that. Chuuya, in Dazai’s opinion could only be described as stupid, after all little Chibi Chuuya responded with “why the fuck would I care about your stupid ass snakes??” The obvious solution to his little doggy’s ignorance is to correct him and fix this utterly embarrassing moment. “Eh? Does Chibi-Chan not understand that when dear old Sebykins says ‘his snakes’ he is referring to the kids in his house? I think Chibi’s hat finally swallowed up the last of his brain, thats only if he ever had one to begin with!” Dazai chirped, causing Snape to raise his eyebrow and Chuuya to curse him out in French, and he got creative.
By the time Chuuya calmed down enough to have a conversation without bursting a blood vein, Snape had left after saying something about talking to the first years, leaving Chuuya and Dazai alone in the great hall. “So, where are we going?” Chuuya asked, turning to Dazai expectantly “I don’t know, they never told us, or gave us maps, I’m like pretty sure they just expect you to know where you’re going.” Dazai sighed, draping his arms over Chuuya’s head. “whatever will we do?! I can’t believe I trusted these darn wizards! How horrid that they’re just going to leave us here to rot and wilt away!!” Dazai whined trying to rile his partner up before Chuuya threw Dazai off him “we’re not going to die you fucking idiot! We can just use your ‘genius’ brain.” Chuuya said, grabbing Dazai by the scruff of his neck and dragging him out of the great hall. “Up or down?” Chuuya asked, turning to a sulking Dazai, who responded with a ‘hmph!’ And lowered his head. “Okay… down it is” Chuuya sighed, already done with the brunettes shit and grabbed Dazai by the waist before throwing him over his shoulder and continuing on.
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!!!WARNING!!!
”Welp, we’re lost.” Chuuya said, picking up a feather off a desk in some random classroom thats some random place in this random fucking hell hole of a school in this random ass shitty castle! “Not for long Chibi! After all I, in all my greatness has solved how to we will get to the Slytherin dorms!” Dazai announced, jumping up onto the desk next to Chuuya’s sitting on. “You got into Slytherin?” Chuuya asked, leaning his head back to meet Dazai’s wondering eyes “yeah, just like I thought I would” Dazai said, not even really trying to hide the fact that all he wanted to do in that moment was bend Chuuya over over the desk and fuck him silly and just bite into his delicate pasty fingers and bite it off! As he whimpers under him-“what. The. Fuck. Why the actual hell is your crazy ass looking like you want to eat me?!” Chuuya said calmly, trying to jump away from his partner who just held him down, pulling him into his lap. Dazai supposes if Chuuya got over the fear and started thinking rationally he would remember he could beat Dazai in a fight but, that’s not his problem now is it?
Chuuya was shook. What the fuck is happening. When Dazai really wanted something he sure could be horrifying, now Chuuya isn’t sure it he would prefer Dazai just not to anything for the rest of his life in fact if Dazai stopped trying to EAT him (and not in a sexual way) he might actually admit he’s Dazai’s dog.
”let me go you sick fuck!!” Chuuya yelled, making Dazai cover his mouth with one hand and take Chuuya’s hands within his other. “Chibi-Chan is sure to at least taste good with crab…right?” Dazai said, bringing Chuuya’s hands to his mouth-“OW! Chuuyaaaaa! Bad dog!” Dazai yelped, cradling the hand the redhead bit “What the hell is wrong with you?! LET. ME. GO.” Chuuya screamed trying to wriggle his way out of the other’s iron grip. “What?? But Chuu-Chuu trainnnnn~ I haven’t even gotten a little itty bitty bite! So just sit there like a good little doggy and please your master.” Dazai pouted, reaching for Chuuya’s hands once more “No you shit! Let go!!” Chuuya yelled, actually starting to panic. “HEY! Who’s in here?!” A light was suddenly shining right at them and caught by surprise, Dazai loosens his grip just enough to let Chuuya jump out of his arms and use his ability to launch himself across the room and far away from Dazai. “I got lost” Dazai started “how in Arahabaki is anyone supposed to find their away around here?” Dazai said leaning his head against his hand, letting out a disappointed huff. The brunette stared at the black haired perfect who just entered the room with annoyance. This… pathetic excuse of a person had not only interrupted his dinner but caused him to release Chibi as well, his guy was so going on a hit list he may or may not have.
he wasn’t going to actually eat Chuuya, it was all just a joke. So why did he seem so scared? Did Chuuya really think Dazai would eat his own dog?? These thoughts started to come to Dazai as the perfect sighed, a long, tired sigh that just made it sound like all he wanted to do was die in a hole somewhere just to be anywhere but there. “Yeah I’m sure that’s the reason. Now tell your little ‘friend’ to come back out here” the perfect ordered. “Awe Chuuya! Looks like we’re caught, I guess you have to come on back here” Dazai drawled, hoping for once that Chuuya wouldn’t listen, as he really didn’t want to have the one who ruined this moment to lay their eyes on someone as perfect as his little Chibi. But sadly Chuuya walked out of the shadows of the room and to Dazai’s blind side.
Chuuya, who had finally gotten over the fact that a fish had tried to eat him heard Dazai’s plain as hell order and followed it ‘fuck, he really is a dog.’ “Yes?” Chuuya asked as if he hadn’t just heard their entire conversation. “Well you see, this kind human has decided to show us the way to the Slytherin dorms!” Dazai cheered, turned his head towards the perfect who in turn started speaking. “Well, yes but I also am taking away ten house points from each of you for being up past curfew.” Dazai frowned, turning to Chuuya “I’m sorry Chibiko, I really didn’t mean to make Gryffindor lose points!” The perfect looked immediately taken aback “you-you’re in Gryffindor??” The perfect shrieked “but-I thought… but he’s in… what’s a Gryffindor doing with…?!” The perfect looked to Chuuya like he expected him to burst into flames and kill him and his entire family. Dazai, deciding that he really does not like this person immediately acts accusatory “what? So what if he’s a Gryffindor? Is it wrong? Is it because I’m a Slytherin?” The perfect tries to look once more at Chuuya who just glares at him “n-no! Of course there’s nothing wrong! In fact I apologize. It was wrong of me to assume something.”
Chuuya, still glaring at the poor guy opens his mouth to speak but immediately gets interrupted by Dazai “it’s really not your fault” he smiled “if anything it’s my stupid little dogs, everything is always his fault, after all” all Chuuya could see was red as he snapped, punching Dazai straight in the face with enough force for his to go stumbling past the perfect and onto his ass on the floor. “You Fucking lying asshole! Don’t call me your damn dog when I’m not! So stop calling me one!” Chuuya hissed, watching Dazai with narrowed eyes as the bandaged freak wiped the blood off his face and burst out laughing “ah, you’ll have to forgive Chibi! He has quite the temper, doesn’t he?” Dazai asked, eyeing the perfect who jumped into action, pulling Dazai up off the floor and yelling at Chuuya “60 points from Gryffindor for harming another student! Do that again and it will be 100!” Making Chuuya scowl even though he’s not even in a house and Dazai to act as though the perfect had just saved his entire bloodline from extinction. “Oh thank you thank you! Your my hero! The slug is always abusing me! and you made him stop!” Dazai cheers and watches in amusement as the perfect seems to light up at being called a hero “well if you ever need any help here at Hogwarts you can always come to me for help!” The perfect announced as if it would solve all of his problems before shoving a map into Dazai’s arms, pointing to where they are and then leaving.
the minute he leaves Chuuya hit Dazai over the head with a chair.
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!!WARNING OVER!!
“Sooo… how are we supposed to get in?” Chuuya asked, staring to the painting of an old man in front of them that he was pretty sure wasn’t supposed to be asleep. “Well, I suppose I should have expected you to not know with that pea sized brain of yours! Now then, we have to tell the portrait a password and it will open to let us into the dorms!” Dazai squealed, pulling a Chuuya who looked like he was ready to commit a double suicide into a hug. “Do you have the password??” Chuuya was almost scared to know the answer.
“Nope!”
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“I really don’t Chibi! How dare you not believe me! I’m insulted!”
Chuuya sighed for what felt like the millionth time that day and just simply pried the ‘door’ open, letting both him and Dazai inside before it swung back shut. The common room was much, much warmer than the hallway they were originally in. It was bathed in an almost calming green glow from the Great Lake, it was so much unlike the Port Mafia’s red… well, everything ‘seriously why is almost everything there red???’ Chuuya frowned as he walked down the first hall “these dorms have names one them, we just have to find the one that says yours.” Dazai chuckled, “it’s probably down the sixth hallway. Now carry me!” Dazai made grabby hands at his dog who grumbled and picked up Dazai, mumbling something like “you’ll owe me you shit head” but Dazai just couldn’t bring himself to care.
“You’re such a brute! I should have you put down!” Dazai complained as Chuuya stomped down the hallway in search of Dazai’s room. “Then I might as well just make you walk.” He replied, finally spotting Dazai’s name on a door.
They enter the dorms quietly, to find that every bed except one had its curtains drawn tight. Chuuya walked over to it and dumped Dazai on the bed before getting undressed and helping Dazai get off his shoes, then climbing on the bed next to him, almost immediately passing out. Dazai just sighed, closing the curtains and opting to watching Chuuya sleep instead of doing it himself.