Chapter 1
James stood there in the elevator, heading to the door of Peter’s apartment, holding hands with Harry as Sirius stood beside him. He looked down, smiling.
“Would you like to knock on the door, Harry?” James asked warmly. Harry nodded vigorously, nearly knocking off his glasses as Sirius giggled.
“Someone’s happy to see his uncle, hm?” He squatted down and booped Harry right on the nose, making the toddler giggle. James looked back up as the elevator dinged, opening its door to his the familiar hallway. He gently led Harry out, however he wobbled over to the door instinctively, letting go of his hand. He was a bit frazzled, however Sirius shook his head as he glanced up at James.
“Protective bastard.”
“Don’t swear in front of him, you—” James tried to think of an insult, but frankly just couldn’t think of one, sighing in defeat.
"Are you done yet?" Could be heard from the door, as Peter stood there with Harry clinging to his leg. Cassie had began to fuss in Sirius' arms trying to get to her uncle and cousin making small baby sounds. Sirius patted James firmly on the shoulder. "Brighten up Prongs," Sirius said with a grin, Cassie pulling on his black curls while blabbering baby gibberish. Sirius gave another smile while walking towards Peter who was watching with Harry clinging to his leg.
"You are fairly interesting." He said whilst moving to the side to allow Sirius and James to come in- James still looking fairly uneasy with Harry not being right by his side.
"Why thank you Pettigrew." Sirius said with a bow, James sighed again.
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James had pretty much fallen asleep on Peter's sofa until he had been abruptly awoken by a most likely caffeinated Sirius who was now screaming out children's songs agonizingly alongside two toddlers. James grumbled tiredly to himself, would he ever get a break from this nonsense? He rolled over on the couch with a huff. Meanwhile, Sirius was singing Baby Shark obnoxiously while spinning around with Cassie in his arms Harry was jumping around flailing his arms like any four year old would do in an excited manner. Peter was quietly chuckling to himself, leaning on the counter as he watched the mayhem break loose in his shockingly somewhat tidy apartment, which was now a messy tornado of toys and giggles by Sirius and the children. James was dead asleep and awake like a switch being flicked on and off until he was finally asleep to the sound of Coco Melon and Sirius on the phone with Remus. Peter was sitting on the soft carpet with Harry and Cassie playing with some toys and doing impressions to make them laugh.
Sirius and Remus were talking about basically everything and anything. The duo were on the phone for about an hour until Remus had to return to work and Sirius was back to playing with the two toddlers as Peter went off to go make hot cocoa for the kids. James was woken abruptly by Sirius shaking his shoulder with Peter snickering in the background with Cassie and Harry in his arms, seemingly high off of some sort of sugar. Oh, lovely...was James the only one with a working brain?
"What.." James groaned groggily, basically begging with his eyes to go back to sleep.
"It's ten o’clock at night, James; Get up the hell up, Remus will kill us!" Sirius said whilst flicking James on the forehead. How bloody lovely, what a warm and kindly way to be awoken.
“There are kids here, Sirius, don’t use language like that!” Peter obnoxiously reminded as Sirius glared sarcastically at him.
"Fine." James murmured rolling over again with an exhausted pout, ignoring the squabble.
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The idiocy
Panda: hi :3
Regululu: Hi.
Barty: EVAAAAANNNNN COME BAAACK :(
Evan: Nuh uh
Dorcas: You guys act like children the fuck
Dorcas: I take it back you are children.
Barty: Gasp take it back :(
Dorcas: No
Panda: what did I do to earn that title :/
Evan: I am a child so fuck all of you <3
*Dorcas has changed the chat name to the children*
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Evan was laid lazily across Regulus' couch, his legs crossed over Regulus' lap.
"So, Reg how's life been?" Evan asks while sitting up against his elbows.
"Horrible, How bout you?" Regulus replied while taking a drag off the cigarette they had been passing back and forth for the last five minutes mainly in silence
"Stop being the definition of depression Reggie, but good overall." Evan said with an eye roll when Regulus slapped his knee with after passing the cigarette back to Evan, who accepted it and took a puff of smoke and exhaled a moment later.
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James was asleep in the back seat of Peter's car, with Harry sitting next to him as Sirius and Peter spoke in the front. Cassie sat in her car seat behind the driver's seat making endless baby sounds, Harry was almost asleep while holding onto his father's arm. Sirius was talking endlessly as Peter tried to focus on the road, why was he the driver? Because Sirius and James couldn't be trusted to drive. "Peteerrrrrrrrrr" Sirius said dramatically over-exaggerating Peter's name "I'M hungry;" "Pads.." Peter starts with a sigh, "Can you wait five minutes we're almost to your's and James' flat."
"Finnnnneeeeeeeeeee" Sirius whines, before looking back at James who was asleep and Harry who was playing with a small race car.