
Chapter 2
10:03, June 6th
James: morning reg
Regulus: Don't call me that.
James: but pandora gets to :(
Regulus: What do you know about Pandora?
James: she messaged me last night on your phone
James: you were pretty wasted
Regulus: Did I message you? If so I apologise.
James: yeah you did but it was pretty funny
Regulus: It won't happen again.
James: i just wanted to check if you were okay
Regulus: Why?
James: you probably have a really bad headache
James: and you messaged sirius but i wasn't sure if you'd remember
Regulus: Merde, what did I say? Is he angry?
James: not really, he's just upset, i don't know if he'll reply
Regulus: Of course he isn't, I appreciate you telling me. I'll go delete the message.
James: maybe you should try messaging him
James: when you're sober
Regulus: Why would I want to do that?
James: it might be good for you guys to talk again, if you messaged him when you were drunk you must have wanted to speak to him
Regulus: That isn't an indicator of anything. I messaged you last night too.
James: ouch reg straight for the heart </3
Regulus: My name is Regulus.
James: my bad reg
James: just think about messaging sirius
James: he's pretty upset
Regulus: If he's upset he can speak to me himself. I don't know what you think you're achieving by messaging me.
James: right sorry
James: i just thought you might be upset too
Regulus: I'm not upset. The only upsetting thing in my day is you constantly messaging me.
James: i'll just stop messaging then
James: just wanted to make sure you were alright
James: ask the housleves for a bleached beard
James: its the best hangover cure
Regulus: Okay.
14:53
James: sorry if i overstepped
17:37
James: i know we aren't really friends
19:21
James: its just a thing i do
19:33
James: try to make things better
James: i want sirius to be happy
James: he hasn't been the same since Christmas
19:38
James: you deserve to be happy too
James: and get your brother back
23:11
Regulus: It's fine. I wasn't upset with you.
James: angel numbers!!!!
Regulus: What?
James: shush
James: make a wish quick
Regulus: Why would I do that?
James: I'll explain when you're done
Regulus: I'm not going to make a wish.
James: it's okay, i made one for you
James: in a few days you're gonna be really rich
James: thank me later
Regulus: You are ridiculous.
James: lils said it's something muggles do
James: and every little helps
James: like magic tescos
Regulus: How would muggles help you with magic? And what is 'tescos'
James: merlin you're missing out
James: its like this massive shop its got tons of different foods
Regulus: So it's a regular shop?
James: you don't get it :(
James: if you were there you'd understand
Regulus: I doubt I would. It sounds rather unremarkable.
James: must be a boring life without tescos
Regulus: I get by.
James: WAS THAT A JOKE??
Regululs: No?
James: you were so close :(
James: you'll get there one day
James: night regulus
Regulus: Goodnight James.
15:17, June 11th
James: see you on the quidditch pitch loser
Regulus: The odds are on us beating you.
James: yeah but i have charm and good looks on my side
Regulus: No you don't.
James: wow
James: that's so low
James: i have no choice but to beat you now
18:49
James: told you so
James: you can insult me as much as you like but never come for my good looks or we'll have problems
Regulus: Slytherin won?
Regulus: I caught the snitch.
James: yeah but before that you were losing
James: so we won for the first three hours
James: and you only won for a minute before the whistle was blown
James: booyah black
Regulus: You do understand how the game works?
James: don't be a joy kill
Regulus: As long as you're happy.
22:38
Regulus: You should come to the party.
James: isn't the party for winners
Regulus: I thought you were a winner.
James: i guess i must be
James: because the party can't be that good if you're messaging me instead
Regulus: I just thought you might want to come. Maybe see how real winners celebrate.
James: nah we're having our own celebration here
James: maybe you should come see how the losers celebrate
James: we've got shit loads of firewhisky
James: and lots of girls ;)
Regulus: You sound like a douchebag.
James: i just lost i deserve to be a douche
Regulus: Have fun with your alcohol and girls then.
James: are you jealous?
Regulus: Why would I be jealous? I don't care what you do in your free time.
James: i meant are you jealous of my awesome party
James: but you can be jealous of the girls too
Regulus: I'm not.
James: okay reg
James: night
Regulus: Regulus.
Regulus: Goodnight James.
James: <3