Beautiful Gorgeous
After the war had ended, Fred and George started the Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes shop and it slowly grew a large business. People would come from all around to see their silly concoctions, and purchase prank gifts for their friends. On a slow Saturday, Fred heard the door bells ring and looked up to see Narcissa Black walking in, a serious look on her face as she strode toward him.
“I need your help finding something that will hurt my ex-husband, though I need it to look like an accident” She said, throwing a glare at Fred, daring him to ask more.
“Nothing officially sold in the shop will do that I'm afraid, but for a beautiful lady like you, I'm sure we could find something off the books,” he said, throwing a seductive look her way.
“I’d appreciate that, though unfortunately you're far too young for me, boy”
“I’m not a boy anymore, i'm a man, and if you'll follow me, i'll be the man solving your current issue” he proudly said as he led her to the back of the shop. “I’ve got many experiments gone wrong back here, just tell me what you want, I'd do anything for you love.”
“I need something inconspicuous, that'll seem like something nice, until it unexpectedly hits him”
“I've got just the thing” he said as he pulled her deeper into storage.
“If you send these him, by way of an owl of course, you can write a note with it, and when he brings it inside, he’ll find that flowers aren't as sweet as they seem, and he’ll get doused in, what was supposed to be an itching powder, that'll actually make him slowly lose his hair. I don’t think mom’ll ever forgive us for that one, but it grew back eventually, so everything’ll end out fine.” he said as he handed her the bouquet, “Make sure you write his name on it, so the magic knows who to act upon.”
“That will be perfect, thank you Mr. Weasley, how much do i owe you”
“10 galleons, or a simple kiss on the cheek, whatever works best for you beautiful,” he said, a cheeky grin pasted across his face.