Something Great

1 September 

Regulus Black & Sirius Black

10:22 AM

[Siri] where tf are you

[Siri] REGULUSSSS

[Siri] broooooo

[Siri] brothereeee

1 missed call from Siri

1 missed call from Siri

1 missed call from Siri

1 missed call from Siri

[Siri] this is ridiculous

[Siri] i’m tearing up please answer your phone

[Siri] REGULUS

[Reg] OH MY GOD WHAT

[Siri] i think i put my charger in one of your bags

[Reg] fuck right off

[Siri] PLEASEEEEE

[Siri] i’d normally use James’ but he’s not here yet

[Reg] what about peter

[Siri] he’s not here yet

[Reg] remus?

[Siri] not here either

[Reg] guess you’re fucked then

[Siri] MY PHONE IS GONNA DIE

[Reg] i’m not coming over just to give you your charger

[Reg] buy one downstairs

[Siri] okay

[Siri] can you send me like ten quid please

[Reg] no?

[Reg] I’m trying to unpack

[Siri] found my charger yet?

[Reg] no

[Reg] are you sure you don’t have it

[Siri] yes I'm sure

[Siri] PLEASEEEE IM SO BOREDDDD

[Reg] fine

[Reg] I’m bringing Barty with me

[Siri] fine by me

[Siri] door should be open

[Reg] on our way

marauders

11:45 AM

[padfoot] can you lot hurry tf up

[prongs] there’s traffic mate

[moony] I haven’t even left yet

[wormtail] I’m still in line to get my keycard

[wormtail] some blonde fucker is flirting with the lady at the desk

[prongs] you’re blonde

[wormtail] stfu

[moony] Who is it?

[wormtail] idk it’s just the back of his head

[wormtail] I think the girl next to him is his sister

[wormtail] twins

[wormtail] didn’t know there was another set of twins here

[prongs] how do you not know

[moony] We’ve all been going to the same school for the past 5 years

[wormtail] I don’t cae much for other people

[padfoot] send a pic of him - regulus

[prongs] what’s regulus doing there?

wormtail shared 1 image

[padfoot] that’s evan - regulus

[padfoot]1 voice message

[padfoot] go up behind him and blast that in his ear

[wormtail] no i will not

[moony] Who the hell is that

[padfoot] that was barty

[prongs] have you replaced us already

[wormtail] this evan bloke

[wormtail] he single?

[padfoot] I don’t know????

[wormtail] find out.

[padfoot] no.

[moony] why don’t YOU find out

[wormtail] he’s already gone

[wormtail] I’m coming up to the dorm now

[wormtail] sirius help me with my stuff

[padfoot] On my way!

[moony] Enthusiastic much

Bartys mum is sexy

12:05 PM

[Barf] evan

[Barf] regulus’ brothers friend thinks you have a juicy ass

[Regulus] no he doesn’t

[Regulus] he never said that

[Evan] which friend

[Barf] sirius had him saved as wormtail

[Regulus] that’s not his actual name

[Barf] you never know these days REGULUS

[Dorcas] you stfu BARTEMIUS

[Pandora] regulus can you help me with my stuff please

[Regulus] is evan not helping you

[Pandora] no because he’s a LOSER

[Pandora] isn’t wormtail the blonde one

[Pandora] peters his name right?

[Regulus] yeah

[Pandora] i think he was behind us in the line to get our keycards

[Regulus] he was

[Evan] what

[Evan] when

[Pandora] the entire time.

[Pandora] you were too busy flirting with the woman at the desk to notice

[Evan] i was TRYING to get us one of the trolleys so we didn’t have to carry our shit the entire way

[Pandora] she was at least 60

[Evan] Early 30s

[Pandora] born in the early 1930s maybe

[Regulus] Pandora where are you

[Pandora] i don’t know

Pandora shared their location

[Dorcas] when do our timetables come out

[Barf] i don’t think they told us

[Evan] they 100% did, just none of us were listening

[Dorcas] i’ll ask the girls

[Pandora] let us know please xx

[Dorcas] ofc x

HURRY UP

12:20 PM

[Marls] MARY IF YOU DONT GET A MOVE ON ISTG I WILL FLUSH GREG DOWN THE TOILET

[Lily] that’s a bit dramatic

[Mary] YOU CANT KILL MY FISH BECAUSE IM ARRIVING 20 MINUTES LATER THAN EXPECTED

[Lily] she won’t kill the fish

[Marls] yes i will

[Dorky] when do our timetables come out

[Dorky] marlene don’t kill her fish wtf is wrong with you

[Mary] yeah MARLENE

[Mary] idk cas x

[Marls] do we not get them the same time as normal?

[Marls] or is it different because we’re big kids now doing our A levels

[Lils] I can see if James knows, i got logged out of my emails because I keep forgetting my password

[Dorky] thanks lils

James Potter & Lily Evans

12:24 PM

[Lils] do you know when our timetables come out

[James] let me check

[James] Friday

[James] says that they’re gonna wait for students to confirm their subjects and alter any schedules accordingly so we can use the week to get settled and finish any summer work we didn’t do because they know we’re lazy shits

[Lils] thanks james x

[James] no worries :)

DONT KILL GREG

12:27 PM

[Mary] IF I COME INTO THE ROOM AND GREG ISNT IN HIS TANK IM CUTTING YOUR HAIR OFF IN YOUR SLEEP AND SELLING IT TO PERVERTS ONLINE

[Marls] PICK UP THE PACE THEN

[Marls] chop chop

[Dorky] that reminds me

[Dorky] can we get fish and chips tonight

[Marls] fried greg anyone?

[Mary] NO?

[Lils] they come out Friday cas x

Lils shared 1 screenshot

[Dorky] james is literally a lifesaver

[Dorky] invite him to ours i’ll buy him whatever he wants from the chippy

[Marls] will you buy my meal

[Dorky] no

[Marls] 🖕

Bartys mum is sexy

12:30 PM

[Pandora] i’m just saying that if i were to experiment with lesbianism, bartys mum would be the first on my list

[Barf] EXPERIMENT WITH LESBIANISM?

[Barf] you came out TWO YEARS AGO

[Pandora] and?

[Dorcas] timetables come out Friday guys

[Regulus] FRIDAY?

[Pandora] why so late?

[Evan] but it’s monday

[Dorcas] Apparently they'll send out an email to all of us about it tomorrow because they've realised no one was listening when they told us about it

[Dorcas] James must have emailed asking about it because thats how he knew

[Barty] thats because it was 6pm on a friday and we all wanted to go home

[Barty] what did the email actually say

[Dorcas] ffs hold on

Dorcas shared 1 screenshot

[Pandora] oops i haven’t done any of my summer work

[Barf] same

[Pandora] you’re so lazy

[Barf] ?????????

[Regulus] i was too busy running away from home to think about mine

[Evan] i completely forgot

[Dorcas] brilliant

[Dorcas] the girls and i are having a takeaway night if you lot wanna join

[Dorcas] we’re inviting james which means all 4 of them will come

[Pandora] what we having?

[Dorcas] chippy

[Barf] FUCK YEAH

[Dorcas] perf i’ll let them know you’re coming

DONT KILL GREG

12:37 PM

[Lils] okay so Remus, James, Peter and Sirius are all coming

[Marls] PETERRRRR

[Marls] LOVE OF MY LIFE

[Dorky] Pandora, Regulus, Barty and Evan are coming as well

[Marls] THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS

[Lils] Pandora Rosier?

[Dorky] mhm

[Marls] THE TAYLOR TO MY SWIFT

[Lils] did you do that on purpose

[Dorky] nope

[Marls] SHES BLUSHINGGGGG

[Lils] NO IM NOT

[Dorky] send a selfie rn

[Lils] fuck off

[Marls] have you ever even spoken to her

[Lily] no

[Old Mcdonald] BOOOOOO

[Old Mcdonald] marlene change it back NOW

[Lils] leave me alone

[Marls] there’s no way we’re gonna be able to fit 12 of us in here

[Marls] there’s suitcases and bags everywhere

[Old Mcdonald] not counting my stuff which will be in there in around 10 minutes

[Marls] make it 5

[Lils] the boys dorm is a lot bigger than ours since we’re in doubles

[Lils] they’re all codependent and have separation anxiety so they got a 4 room dorm with a whole ass living area

[Lils] could definitely fit all of us in there

[Marls] perf

[Old Mcdonald] let them know we’re coming over there then

[Old Mcdonald] MARLENE

Marlene changed Old Mcdonald’s name to Mary

[Lils] okay

[Lils] and dorcas you let your friends know

[Dorky] UGH

[Dorky] Pandora and Barty just got into a heated debate i dont want to interrupt

[Mary] what’s the debate about

[Dorky] they hop topics every 2 minutes there’s no point trying to keep up with those two once they get started

[Mary] JUST MAKE ONE MASSIVE GROUP CHAT

[Mary] marls help me with my stuff

[Marls] FINALLY

[Lils] fine

[Lils] dorcas you add your friends

[Dorky] fine

New Group

12:55 PM

[Lily] Hey guys, there’s been a change of plans

[Peter] what kind of change

Dorcas added Regulus, Pandora, Evan and Bartemius to the group

[Sirius] WHORE

[Regulus] SLUT

[Sirius] BITCH

[Regulus] CUNT

[Mary] i love him already

[Peter] same, he’s my favourite

[Lily] we have no room in here for everyone

[Lily] so we’re all going over to the boys dorm

[Peter] ours or theirs?

[Remus] i’m assuming ours

Bartemius changed their name to ‘Barty’

[Regulus] that’s humiliating for you

[Peter] bartemius

[James] so you’re all coming round ours then?

[Lily] yes please

[Sirius] are we drinking

[Marlene] YES

[Remus] NO????

[Marlene] boooooo

[Remus] Sirius how do you expect to buy alcohol? Your fake ID got taken off you weeks ago

[Regulus] what a loser

[Sirius] what time are you all arriving

[Lily] who’s actually here on school grounds at this moment in time

[Mary] ME

[Marlene] ME

[Dorcas] It would be easier to ask who ISNT

[Remus] I think I’m the only one not there yet

[Marlene] chop chop moon boy

[Remus] Would you let that go

[Mary] absolutely not moonshine

[Marlene] moonbeam

[James] everyone come over whenever, Peter and I are just doing our summer work and Sirius is attempting to put up all his posters

[Peter] anyone who’s doing chemistry please come over and help

[Regulus] how hard is it

[Peter] tears are streaming down my face

[Sirius] reg come over i wanna see you cry

[Regulus]fuck you?????

[Regulus] omw peter

[Peter] you’re the love of my life

[Marlene] wait what is the chemistry summer work

[Peter] have you not looked at it

[Marlene] no of course not

[Peter] go look at it

[Marlene] fine

[Lily] have NONE of you done your summer work?

[Remus] I have

[Sirius] of course you have

[Remus] Don’t be a bitch

[Marlene] pete can i come over too

[Peter] bring diet coke

[Marlene] i don’t have any diet coke

[Marlene] will coke zero work for you, your highness

[Peter] fine

[Marlene] On my way!

[Mary] HA

2:35 PM

[James] i’ve been kicked out of the study group going on over here

[Lily] i’m sure they had a valid reason

[Peter] he kept flirting with regulus

[James] NO I WASNT

[Marlene] he was TRYING to flirt

[Marlene] poor thing

[Evan] “poor thing” regulus or james

[Peter] Regulus

[Marlene] obviously

[Dorcas] james come over here and help me with geography

[Peter] FUCK ME I FORGOT ABOUT GEOGRAPHY

[James] loserrrr

[Regulus] is that you trying to be mean

[Barty] how are you guys already STUDYING?

[Barty] lessons haven’t even started yet

[Pandora] summer work barty

[Evan] the work they’ve had WEEKS to do

[Pandora] you haven’t done yours either

[Evan] neither have you?

[Pandora] stfu

5:45 PM

[Peter] UPDATES!!!

[Peter] Regulus nearly launched himself over the counter to attack the poor man that was taking our order

[Sirius] WHY?

[Peter] he was being a dick

[Marlene] Regulus or the worker?

[Regulus] the worker

[Regulus] I got us 25% off our order and free bags of chips

[Regulus] you’re welcome

[Mary] ICON

[Marlene] i think regulus should always be the one to collect our food on our takeaway nights

[Peter] how often are these takeaway nights happening

[Dorcas] whenever we want

[Lily] it’ll be our thing that we do

[James] you said updateS

[Sirius] plural

[Regulus] oh some dude is flirting with Remus

[Sirius] what

[James] WHO

[Regulus] a stranger

[Peter] might call the police

[Marlene] SEND A PHOTO

[Lily] you can’t just take photos of strangers without their permission

Peter shared 12 images

[Lily] ffs peter

[Sirius] who is it

[Sirius] i don’t recognise him

[Regulus] idk

[Regulus] Pandora can you get sprite as well x

[Pandora] why was i sent on the drinks run

[Sirius] is remus flirting back?

[Peter] is lily not with you? i thought you two were going together?

[Pandora] she went to get plastic cups so we have stuff to drink out of

[Sirius] are they still talking?????

[Regulus] they’re snogging

[James] WHAT

[Sirius] you’re joking

[Evan] bitch ass liar

[Regulus] true

[James] don’t do that

[Peter] his name is grant apparently

[Peter] our foods ready

[Peter] on our way back now

[Remus] he was not FLIRTING we were just talking don’t be weirdos

[Lily] we’re coming back now too x

8:30 PM

Dorcas shared 1 image

[Sirius] BARTY GET OFF MY BABY BROTHER

[Regulus] DORCAS? DELETE THAT

[Regulus] we are the same age fuckwit

[Barty] CAN YOU NOT?

[Pandora] AHAH

[Peter] what on earth

[Lily] why are you sat on him

[Regulus] i took his ksowmdkwb eje skwuwine

[Sirius] ??????

[Remus] Are they fighting?

[Evan] fighting, making out, we’re not sure

[Sirius] SEPARATE THEM?????

[Barty] i’m gonna get him preggo

[Regulus] other way around hun x

[James] oh?

[Marlene] pervert