Sirius & Sirius

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Sirius & Sirius
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I'm like really high right now. So I changed everyone in Romeo & Juliet into Sirius Black (apart from Benvolio, who is Remus Lupin)I'm not sure why I did this. Or why I'm uploading it. It's 4/20 somewhere. is it?? I'm gonna check.
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Act 4 Scene 2

SCENE II. Hall in Black's house.

Enter SIRIUS BLACK, LADY SIRIUS BLACK, SIRIUS BLACK, and two Servingmen

SIRIUS BLACK

So many guests invite as here are writ.

Exit SIRIUS BLACK

Sirrah, go hire me twenty cunning cooks.

SIRIUS BLACK

You shall have none ill, sir; for I'll try if they can lick their fingers.

SIRIUS BLACK

How canst thou try them so?

SIRIUS BLACK

Marry, sir, 'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers: therefore he that cannot lick his fingers goes not with me.

SIRIUS BLACK

Go, be gone.

Exit SIRIUS BLACK

We shall be much unfurnished for this time. What, is my daughter gone to Friar Sirius?

SIRIUS BLACK

Ay, forsooth.

SIRIUS BLACK

Well, he may chance to do some good on her: A peevish self-will'd harlotry it is.

SIRIUS BLACK

See where she comes from shrift with merry look.

Enter SIRIUS BLACK

SIRIUS BLACK

How now, my headstrong! where have you been gadding?

SIRIUS BLACK

Where I have learn'd me to repent the sin Of disobedient opposition To you and your behests, and am enjoin'd By holy Sirius to fall prostrate here, And beg your pardon: pardon, I beseech you! Henceforward I am ever ruled by you.

SIRIUS BLACK

Send for the county; go tell him of this: I'll have this knot knit up to-morrow morning.

SIRIUS BLACK

I met the youthful lord at Sirius' cell; And gave him what becomed love I might, Not step o'er the bounds of modesty.

SIRIUS BLACK

Why, I am glad on't; this is well: stand up: This is as't should be. Let me see the county; Ay, marry, go, I say, and fetch him hither. Now, afore God! this reverend holy friar, Our whole city is much bound to him.

SIRIUS BLACK

Sirius, will you go with me into my closet, To help me sort such needful ornaments As you think fit to furnish me to-morrow?

LADY SIRIUS BLACK

No, not till Thursday; there is time enough.

SIRIUS BLACK

Go, Sirius, go with her: we'll to church to-morrow.

Exeunt SIRIUS BLACK and SIRIUS BLACK

LADY SIRIUS BLACK

We shall be short in our provision: 'Tis now near night.

SIRIUS BLACK

Tush, I will stir about, And all things shall be well, I warrant thee, wife: Go thou to Sirius, help to deck up her; I'll not to bed to-night; let me alone; I'll play the housewife for this once. What, ho! They are all forth. Well, I will walk myself To County Sirius, to prepare him up Against to-morrow: my heart is wondrous light, Since this same wayward girl is so reclaim'd.

Exeunt

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