Sirius & Sirius

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Sirius & Sirius
Summary
I'm like really high right now. So I changed everyone in Romeo & Juliet into Sirius Black (apart from Benvolio, who is Remus Lupin)I'm not sure why I did this. Or why I'm uploading it. It's 4/20 somewhere. is it?? I'm gonna check.
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Act 1 Scene 5

SCENE V. A hall in Black's house.

Musicians waiting. Enter SIRIUS’ with napkins

SIRIUS BLACK

Where's Potpan, that he helps not to take away? He shift a trencher? he scrape a trencher!

SIRIUS BLACK

When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's hands and they unwashed too, 'tis a foul thing.

SIRIUS BLACK

Away with the joint-stools, remove the court-cupboard, look to the plate. Good thou, save me a piece of marchpane; and, as thou lovest me, let the porter let in Sirius Black and Sirius. Sirius, and Potpan!

SIRIUS BLACK

Ay, boy, ready.

SIRIUS BLACK

You are looked for and called for, asked for and sought for, in the great chamber.

SIRIUS BLACK

We cannot be here and there too. Cheerly, boys; be brisk awhile, and the longer liver take all.

Enter SIRIUS, with SIRIUS and others of his house, meeting the Guests and Maskers

SIRIUS BLACK

Welcome, gentlemen! ladies that have their toes Unplagued with corns will have a bout with you. Ah ha, my mistresses! which of you all Will now deny to dance? she that makes dainty, She, I'll swear, hath corns; am I come near ye now? Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day That I have worn a visor and could tell A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear, Such as would please: 'tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis gone: You are welcome, gentlemen! come, musicians, play. A hall, a hall! give room! and foot it, girls.

Music plays, and they dance

More light, you knaves; and turn the tables up, And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot. Ah, sirrah, this unlook'd-for sport comes well. Nay, sit, nay, sit, good cousin Black; For you and I are past our dancing days: How long is't now since last yourself and I Were in a mask?

SIRIUS BLACK

By'r lady, thirty years.

SIRIUS BLACK

What, man! 'tis not so much, 'tis not so much: 'Tis since the nuptials of Sirius, Come pentecost as quickly as it will, Some five and twenty years; and then we mask'd.

SIRIUS BLACK

'Tis more, 'tis more, his son is elder, sir; His son is thirty.

SIRIUS BLACK

Will you tell me that? His son was but a ward two years ago.

SIRIUS BLACK

[To Sirius] What lady is that, which doth enrich the hand Of yonder knight?

SIRIUS BLACK

I know not, sir.

SIRIUS BLACK

O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright! It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear; Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear! So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows, As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows. The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand, And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand. Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

SIRIUS BLACK

This, by his voice, should be a Black. Fetch me my rapier, boy. What dares the slave Come hither, cover'd with an antic face, To fleer and scorn at our solemnity? Now, by the stock and honour of my kin, To strike him dead, I hold it not a sin.

SIRIUS BLACK

Why, how now, kinsman! wherefore storm you so?

SIRIUS BLACK

Uncle, this is a Black, our foe, A villain that is hither come in spite, To scorn at our solemnity this night.

SIRIUS BLACK

Young Sirius is it?

SIRIUS BLACK

'Tis he, that villain Sirius.

SIRIUS BLACK

Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone; He bears him like a portly gentleman; And, to say truth, Verona brags of him To be a virtuous and well-govern'd youth: I would not for the wealth of all the town Here in my house do him disparagement: Therefore be patient, take no note of him: It is my will, the which if thou respect, Show a fair presence and put off these frowns, And ill-beseeming semblance for a feast.

SIRIUS BLACK

It fits, when such a villain is a guest: I'll not endure him.

SIRIUS BLACK

He shall be endured: What, goodman boy! I say, he shall: go to; Am I the master here, or you? go to. You'll not endure him! God shall mend my soul! You'll make a mutiny among my guests! You will set cock-a-hoop! you'll be the man!

SIRIUS BLACK

Why, uncle, 'tis a shame.

SIRIUS BLACK

Go to, go to; You are a saucy boy: is't so, indeed? This trick may chance to scathe you, I know what: You must contrary me! marry, 'tis time. Well said, my hearts! You are a princox; go: Be quiet, or--More light, more light! For shame! I'll make you quiet. What, cheerly, my hearts!

SIRIUS BLACK

Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting. I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall Now seeming sweet convert to bitter gall.

Exit

SIRIUS BLACK

[To SIRIUS] If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

SIRIUS BLACK

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

SIRIUS BLACK

Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

SIRIUS BLACK

Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

SIRIUS BLACK

O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

SIRIUS BLACK

Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.

SIRIUS BLACK

Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.

SIRIUS BLACK

Then have my lips the sin that they have took.

SIRIUS BLACK

Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.

SIRIUS BLACK

You kiss by the book.

SIRIUS BLACK

Madam, your mother craves a word with you.

SIRIUS BLACK

What is her mother?

SIRIUS BLACK

Marry, bachelor, Her mother is the lady of the house, And a good lady, and a wise and virtuous I nursed her daughter, that you talk'd withal; I tell you, he that can lay hold of her Shall have the chinks.

SIRIUS BLACK

Is she a Black? O dear account! my life is my foe's debt.

REMUS LUPIN

Away, begone; the sport is at the best.

SIRIUS BLACK

Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest.

SIRIUS BLACK

Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone; We have a trifling foolish banquet towards. Is it e'en so? why, then, I thank you all I thank you, honest gentlemen; good night. More torches here! Come on then, let's to bed. Ah, sirrah, by my fay, it waxes late: I'll to my rest.

Exeunt all but SIRIUS BLACK and SIRIUS BLACK

SIRIUS BLACK

Come hither, Sirius. What is yond gentleman?

SIRIUS BLACK

The son and heir of old Sirius.

SIRIUS BLACK

What's he that now is going out of door?

SIRIUS BLACK

Marry, that, I think, be young Sirius.

SIRIUS BLACK

What's he that follows there, that would not dance?

SIRIUS BLACK

I know not.

SIRIUS BLACK

Go ask his name: if he be married. My grave is like to be my wedding bed.

SIRIUS BLACK

His name is Sirius, and a Black; The only son of your great enemy.

SIRIUS BLACK

My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me, That I must love a loathed enemy.

SIRIUS BLACK

What's this? what's this?

SIRIUS BLACK

A rhyme I learn'd even now Of one I danced withal.

One calls within 'Sirius.'

SIRIUS BLACK

Anon, anon! Come, let's away; the strangers all are gone.

Exeunt

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