Sirius & Sirius

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Sirius & Sirius
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I'm like really high right now. So I changed everyone in Romeo & Juliet into Sirius Black (apart from Benvolio, who is Remus Lupin)I'm not sure why I did this. Or why I'm uploading it. It's 4/20 somewhere. is it?? I'm gonna check.
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Act 1 Scene 1

ACT I PROLOGUE

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

 

SCENE I. Verona. A public place.

Enter SIRIUS and SIRIUS, of the house of Black, armed with swords and bucklers

SIRIUS BLACK

Sirius, o' my word, we'll not carry coals.

SIRIUS BLACK

No, for then we should be colliers.

SIRIUS BLACK

I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.

SIRIUS BLACK 

Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar.

SIRIUS BLACK

I strike quickly, being moved.

SIRIUS BLACK

But thou art not quickly moved to strike.

SIRIUS BLACK

A dog of the house of Black moves me.

SIRIUS BLACK

To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away.

SIRIUS BLACK

A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Black's.

SIRIUS BLACK

That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes to the wall.

SIRIUS BLACK

True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Black's men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall.

SIRIUS BLACK

The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.

SIRIUS BLACK

'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.

SIRIUS BLACK

The heads of the maids?

SIRIUS BLACK

Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.

SIRIUS BLACK

They must take it in sense that feel it.

SIRIUS BLACK

Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and 'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.

SIRIUS BLACK

'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor Sirius. Draw thy tool! here comes two of the house of the Black’s.

SIRIUS BLACK

My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee.

SIRIUS BLACK

How! turn thy back and run?

SIRIUS BLACK

Fear me not.

SIRIUS BLACK

No, marry; I fear thee!

SIRIUS BLACK

Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.

SIRIUS BLACK

I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list.

SIRIUS BLACK

Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

Enter SIRIUS and SIRIUS

SIRIUS BLACK

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SIRIUS BLACK

I do bite my thumb, sir.

SIRIUS BLACK

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SIRIUS BLACK

[Aside to SIRIUS] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?

SIRIUS BLACK

No.

SIRIUS BLACK

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.

SIRIUS BLACK

Do you quarrel, sir?

SIRIUS BLACK

Quarrel sir! no, sir.

SIRIUS BLACK

If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.

SIRIUS BLACK

No better.

SIRIUS BLACK

Well, sir.

SIRIUS BLACK

Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.

SIRIUS BLACK

Yes, better, sir.

SIRIUS BLACK

You lie.

SIRIUS BLACK

Draw, if you be men. Sirius, remember thy swashing blow.

They fight

Enter REMUS

REMUS LUPIN

Part, fools! Put up your swords; you know not what you do. Beats down their swords

Enter SIRIUS

SIRIUS BLACK

What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds? Turn thee, Remus, look upon thy death.

REMUS LUPIN

I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword, Or manage it to part these men with me.

SIRIUS BLACK

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Black’s, and thee: Have at thee, coward!

They fight

Enter, several of both houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs

SIRIUS BLACK

Clubs, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down! Down with the Black’s! down with the Black’s!

Enter SIRIUS in his gown, and LADY SIRIUS

SIRIUS BLACK

What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

LADY SIRIUS BLACK

A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword?

SIRIUS BLACK

My sword, I say! Old Black is come, And flourishes his blade in spite of me.

Enter SIRIUS and LADY SIRIUS

SIRIUS BLACK

Thou villain Black,--Hold me not, let me go.

LADY SIRIUS BLACK

Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe.

Enter PRINCE SIRIUS, with Attendants

PRINCE SIRIUS BLACK

Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace, Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel,-- Will they not hear? What, ho! you men, you beasts, That quench the fire of your pernicious rage With purple fountains issuing from your veins, On pain of torture, from those bloody hands Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground, And hear the sentence of your moved prince. Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word, By thee, old Black, and Black, Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets, And made Verona's ancient citizens Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments, To wield old partisans, in hands as old, Canker'd with peace, to part your canker'd hate: If ever you disturb our streets again, Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace. For this time, all the rest depart away: You Black; shall go along with me: And, Black, come you this afternoon, To know our further pleasure in this case, To old Free-town, our common judgment-place. Once more, on pain of death, all men depart.

Exeunt all but SIRIUS BLACK, LADY SIRIUS BLACK, and REMUS LUPIN

SIRIUS BLACK

Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach? Speak, nephew, were you by when it began?

REMUS LUPIN

Here were the servants of your adversary, And yours, close fighting ere I did approach: I drew to part them: in the instant came The fiery Sirius, with his sword prepared, Which, as he breathed defiance to my ears, He swung about his head and cut the winds, Who nothing hurt withal hiss'd him in scorn: While we were interchanging thrusts and blows, Came more and more and fought on part and part, Till the prince came, who parted either part.

LADY SIRIUS BLACK

O, where is Sirius? saw you him to-day? Right glad I am he was not at this fray.

REMUS LUPIN

Madam, an hour before the worshipp'd sun Peer'd forth the golden window of the east, A troubled mind drave me to walk abroad; Where, underneath the grove of sycamore That westward rooteth from the city's side, So early walking did I see your son: Towards him I made, but he was ware of me And stole into the covert of the wood: I, measuring his affections by my own, That most are busied when they're most alone, Pursued my humour not pursuing his, And gladly shunn'd who gladly fled from me.

SIRIUS BLACK

Many a morning hath he there been seen, With tears augmenting the fresh morning dew. Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs; But all so soon as the all-cheering sun Should in the furthest east begin to draw The shady curtains from Aurora's bed, Away from the light steals home my heavy son, And private in his chamber pens himself, Shuts up his windows, locks far daylight out And makes himself an artificial night: Black and portentous must this humour prove, Unless good counsel may the cause remove.

REMUSLUPIN

My noble uncle, do you know the cause?

SIRIUS BLACK

I neither know it nor can learn of him.

REMUS LUPIN

Have you importuned him by any means?

SIRIUS BLACK

Both by myself and many other friends: But he, his own affections' counsellor, Is to himself--I will not say how true-- But to himself so secret and so close, So far from sounding and discovery, As is the bud bit with an envious worm, Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air, Or dedicate his beauty to the sun. Could we but learn from whence his sorrows grow. We would as willingly give cure as know.

Enter SIRIUS BLACK

REMUS LUPIN

See, where he comes: so please you, step aside; I'll know his grievance, or be much denied.

SIRIUS BLACK

I would thou wert so happy by thy stay, To hear true shrift. Come, madam, let's away.

Exeunt SIRIUS BLACK and LADY SIRIUS BLACK

REMUS LUPIN

Good-morrow, cousin.

SIRIUS BLACK

Is the day so young?

REMUS LUPIN

But new struck nine.

SIRIUS BLACK

Ay me! sad hours seem long. Was that my father that went hence so fast?

REMUS LUPIN

It was. What sadness lengthens Sirius’ hours?

SIRIUS BLACK

Not having that, which, having, makes them short.

REMUS LUPIN

In love?

SIRIUS BLACK

Out--

REMUS LUPIN

Of love?

SIRIUS BLACK

Out of her favour, where I am in love.

REMUS LUPIN

Alas, that love, so gentle in his view, Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!

SIRIUS BLACK

Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still, Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will! Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here? Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all. Here's much to do with hate, but more with love. Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate! O any thing, of nothing first create! O heavy lightness! serious vanity! Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms! Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health! Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is! This love feel I, that feel no love in this. Dost thou not laugh?

REMUS LUPIN

No, coz, I rather weep.

SIRIUS BLACK

Good heart, at what?

REMUS LUPIN

At thy good heart's oppression.

SIRIUS BLACK

Why, such is love's transgression. Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast, Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown Doth add more grief to too much of mine own. Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs; Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears: What is it else? a madness most discreet, A choking gall and a preserving sweet. Farewell, my coz.

REMUS LUPIN

Soft! I will go along; An if you leave me so, you do me wrong.

SIRIUS BLACK

Tut, I have lost myself; I am not here; This is not Sirius, he's some other where.

REMUS LUPIN

Tell me in sadness, who is that you love.

SIRIUS BLACK

What, shall I groan and tell thee?

REMUS LUPIN

Groan! why, no. But sadly tell me who.

SIRIUS BLACK

Bid a sick man in sadness make his will: Ah, word ill urged to one that is so ill! In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.

REMUS LUPIN

I aim'd so near, when I supposed you loved.

SIRIUS BLACK

A right good mark-man! And she's fair I love.

REMUS LUPIN

A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit.

SIRIUS BLACK

Well, in that hit you miss: she'll not be hit With Cupid's arrow; she hath Dian's wit; And, in strong proof of chastity well arm'd, From love's weak childish bow she lives unharm'd. She will not stay the siege of loving terms, Nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes, Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold: O, she is rich in beauty, only poor, That when she dies with beauty dies her store.

REMUS LUPIN

Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste?

SIRIUS BLACK

She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste, For beauty starved with her severity Cuts beauty off from all posterity. She is too fair, too wise, wisely too fair, To merit bliss by making me despair: She hath forsworn to love, and in that vow Do I live dead that live to tell it now.

REMUS LUPIN

Be ruled by me, forget to think of her.

SIRIUS BLACK

O, teach me how I should forget to think.

REMUS LUPIN

By giving liberty unto thine eyes; Examine other beauties.

SIRIUS BLACK

'Tis the way To call hers exquisite, in question more: These happy masks that kiss fair ladies' brows Being black put us in mind they hide the fair; He that is strucken blind cannot forget The precious treasure of his eyesight lost: Show me a mistress that is passing fair, What doth her beauty serve, but as a note Where I may read who pass'd that passing fair? Farewell: thou canst not teach me to forget.

REMUS LUPIN

I'll pay that doctrine, or else die in debt.

Exeunt

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