Squid while you are ahead

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Squid while you are ahead
Summary
Harry has a secret that he has shared with only Hermione, but someone else is about to find out...
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You all remember the episode on the pod called 'Harry Potter and the Giant Squid', a short fic centred around a conversation between Hermione and Harry in which he confesses about a time when a potions prank by Draco led to him spending some time in the lake as a Giant Squid, resulting in a bunch of green-eyed squidlets. A fic by IshtarsDream that was a set up for the inevitable concluding punchline: "What sport could they possibly play?" asked Hermione, curiously.Harry's eyes gleamed with the light that said she'd fallen into his trap. "Why… Squidditch, of course." This fic led me to thinking about that relationship between the Giant Squid and Harry, the biological consequences, and what babysitting his squidlets would look like beyond the established feeding them with buckets of fish guts from the Hogwarts kitchens.And if Hermione could figure this out, what is to say someone else wouldn't also…
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Size matters

Harry loved looking after his unconventional offspring. He was relieved that he now no longer had to hide his secret from Hermione, who therefore would sometimes join him on the jetty to read to him about squid biology, in hopes of finding out 'Squid Rearing Tips' while he was out there feeding fish guts to his fast growing brood.

Most days, Hermione would break their companionable silence by saying something like 'Did you know that female Giant Squids can grow to 13 meters of length and males to 10 meters?' or 'Newt's Anthology of Cephalopods says that it has the largest eyes of any living creature.'

'In this case the largest green eyes,' Harry had replied to that one with a grin.

'All squidding aside, Harry, what are we going to do about a lake full of hybrid squidlets? Does anyone even know what happens to your DNA during such transformations? Newt's Anthology of Cephalopods, doesn’t mention anything on cross species procreation and I can’t find anything on the material properties of transformed objects in A Guide to Advanced Transfiguration either. There also seems to be no information on whether there is a difference in material properties between the results of transfiguration through a spell or transformation through a potion. Were you actually physiologically a squid, or a humanoid looking like a squid?'
(She left 'when you were doing the deed' unspoken.)
'This is potentially a real biodiversity risk, Harry,' she continued, exasperated that Harry cared so little about the fallout of the potion's accident.
'The sheer number of these potentially invasive species in a small lake that hosts a significant population of other magical creatures, not to mention Merpeople.'
Seeing that her concerns were falling on deaf ears, she directed her irritation elsewhere.
'There really is very little scientific knowledge in any of these books,' she scoffed, looking disgusted, as if it was the books' fault.

Only once did Hermione not finish her 'Did you know fact' and had instead banged her book shut decisively, while blushing profusely, but not before Harry had seen her eyes widen.
He had a fair idea what that stated fact was and would have readily admitted that the size of that particular male organ had come as a major surprise to him also. Size clearly did matter for Giant squids, he smiled to himself.

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