I Solemnly Swear I Am Just Trying To Write A Book

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
M/M
G
I Solemnly Swear I Am Just Trying To Write A Book
Characters
Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Charlie Weasley, Felix Rosier/Charlie Weasley, Felix Rosier
Tags
No beta reader Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Siblings crazy right? serial killer Barty Writer Evan Detective Regulus Black Artist Pandora Lovegood Felix Rosier exists pls I need more people to know about him remus and Evan hooked up at some point in the past lily and James are actually together Evan writes crime novels I never read crime I only watch ergo I have no idea how to write this I'm also ace so the murder is not the only thing I am improvising in this fic after this my search history will look really sus why did I decide to write this anyways? we die like all the Slytherin Skittles
Summary
A new dating app has become popular; it matches people through their search history.Evan Rosier is a crime novel writer. He is matched with Barty, who seems to be into true crime or something, cuz he knows an awful lot about crimes, kidnapping and murder. Good for Evan though, whenever he is stuck in a murder scene he can just text Barty and a few minutes to hours later he gets a full report on how he could make the scene as realistic as possible.
Note
This story is inspired by a TikTok video from @entertainment.sauceEvan writer anyone??? Is it just me? okay, igWell anyways, I think this matches their relationship perfectly so here we go. As of now, I have no idea how long this fic is going to be and when I'll update it next, as I have a lot of uni related stuff do to in the near future.Have fun and for tw see the end notes.

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