Chapter 1
Regulus black never was one for socialising, and because of this he never did have many friends- Well apart from Barty- but Regulus didn’t really count him as a friend, no, he was more of a brother.
So it came as a bit of a shock to Regulus when one day he received a text message from an unknown number.
07548963735: hey you doing anything today?
Regulus: Im married with children.
07548963735: steady on mate, whats gotten your knickers in a twist?
Regulus: you have the wrong number.
07548963735: oh shit is this not remus?
Regulus: unfortunately, no. Now, no matter how lovely this interaction has been, if you wouldn’t mind, you can block me now.
07548963735: not a very sociable one are you?
Regulus: I would prefer if this conversation didn’t continue, correct.
07548963735: whats your name?
Regulus: Are you that stupid you cant see it beside my message?
07548963735: well regulus sorry for trying to engage in conversation
07548963735 changed Regulus to reggie
reggie: No.
07548963735: reggie dont tell me you dont like nicknames?
reggie: What is your name?
07548963735: reggie being sociable? omg this is a miracle!
reggie: Are you going to tell me, or what?
07548963735: your a feisty one i see and im james potter!!!
reggie: You are extremely dramatic.
reggie changed 07548963735 to James Potter
James Potter: me?!? dramatic?!? i would say youre way more dramatic than me
reggie: Change my name.
James Potter: say please
reggie: i don’t like you.
James Potter: thats a shame i was really starting to like you i guess ill have to convince you to like me instead
James Potter changed reggie to reggie<3
reggie<3: You could have at least used a capital letter.
James Potter: now wheres the fun in that?
reggie<3: Goodbye.
James Potter: NO REGGIE WAIT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PARTNER AND CHILDREN!!!!!
reggie<3: Did you seriously believe that?
James Potter: no but it got you to stay
reggie<3: I hate you.
James Potter: the feeling is NOT mutual
reggie<3: Shame.
James Potter: so formal and for what
reggie<3: Well, unlike you, some people actually care about being respectable humans.
James Potter: okay okay i understand
reggie<3: Good.
James Potter: well back to my original question then
reggie<3: Which is?
James Potter: you doing anything today?
reggie<3: You cannot be serious.
James Potter: why wouldnt i be?
reggie<3: Who even are you?!?
James Potter: im james potter
reggie<3: Obviously, but who are you?
James Potter: well im remus’ friend
reggie<3: And who is that exactly?!
James Potter: the person i thought you were originally
reggie<3: So you’re telling me, you texted your friend but it was the wrong number, instead of blocking them like a normal human, you continued to annoy them?
James Potter: pretty much yeah but i wouldnt say im annoying you infact i would go as far as saying im being an amazing friend
reggie<3: You are not my friend.
James Potter: whatever you say reggie whatever you say
reggie<3: I am going now.
James potter: awwwh whyyyy
reggie<3: Because i am tired and want sleep.
James Potter: OKAY GOODNIGHT REGGIE.
reggie<3: Why are you shouting?
James Potter: i was merely saying goodnight
reggie<3: Goodnight, James Potter.