YOU DID WHAT
james
"YOU DID WHAT!?" Mary screamed at him when he and Lily got her alone in the girls dorm.
"I told you Mary, I slept with Barty. Also keep your voice down, they can hear you at Durmstrang."
"You had sex with Barty Crouch Jr.? Lily you knew about this?" Lily shrugged.
"Yes I did have sex with him, hence why my neck is currently covered in hickeys." James pulled down the collar of his shirt revealing maybe 20 purpleish-brown bruises, some with teeth marks. They could already see the ones on his neck but the sheer number of hickeys covering his collar bones was alarming.
"Holy shit! You went ruff." Mary said in astonishment, James saw Lily's eyes go wide.
"You should see the other guy." he mumbled.
"I don't think I want to. We need a spa day." Lily announced. Mary beamed at her and ran into the bathroom. "You don't have anything planned today do you?" James shook his head as Mary walked out of the bathroom carrying three robes and two bags of skin care. She instructed James to sit down and lay his head in her lap as she did his skincare.
"Tell me everything you know about him babe. Then the situation you two have going on." Mary said calmly, starting to rub some cream on James's face.
"To start, his full name is Bartemius Crouch Jr. but he goes by Barty and hates to be called Bartemius or Bart. I used to call him Bar. He's 15 years old, his birthday is September 3. His favorite color is, or at least was, really light yellow. His mom was an angel, she died about 6 years ago though. His father's a dick. He loves the number 29 for some reason. He's an actual genius and always has been, when he was younger he could solve super complex muggle equations. He's always wanted to be a Slytherin and he got his wish. He's bisexual, a little crazy, he's been friends with Reggie, Pandora, Dorcas, and Evan for like years. He wants to work for the ministry or as a professor. He's scary good in bed," Mary cut him off.
"Oh lord."
"He died his hair dark, his natural hair is like light brown or dirty blonde. He loves punk music, his favorite bands are the Sex Pistols and Foo Fighters. And everything else I can't tell you cause you'd get grossed out, like his dick size or the way he kisses."
"Yeah I'd rather not know that." Lily laughs as she snuggles up against Mary.
"Ok now ur situation." Mary cues.
"We're friends, with benefits. He likes someone else and I don't like anyone right now. We both wanted someone to fuck out our feelings with, a friendly fuck, y'know?" Mary nodded, "We used to be best friends, when we were 5 and 6 to when he came to Hogwarts. We didn't talk for forever and then me and Lils got sat with him in potions, like I said, the dude is a super genius and got put with our class. We started talking again. Yesterday I was studying with him, then I kissed him, freaked out, ran back here, got some advice from Lily, went back there, sucked his dick then fucked him. We talked afterwards and we decided that we were both ok with it happening again, but a bo strings attached thing, I do not like him like that, and he's totally in love with someone else, I'm sworn to secrecy on that though."
Mary let out a large sigh.
"So you guys are all good? Like theres no romantic feelings?" James shook his head.
"No there are other people I would be into before I was into Barty. Like he's great, but there are other people I'd be into." Mary and Lily raised their eyebrows in unison.
"We'll touch on that in a minute, still I'm glad you're not getting yourself into a mess with a friend you just made up with. On the 'other people topic'," James rolled his eyes heavily as Mary stared him down, an obvious question in her eyes as Lily laughed behind them. "Who!?"
James sighed heavily, coming up with the names in his head easily.
"Y'know, Frank, if he wasn't 4 years older than us, Amelia Bones, she's really nice, and..." James debated saying the last name out loud. "Regulus Black." He practically whispered.
"I'm sorry, who?" Lily questioned.
"I would date Regulus Black, Sirius's brother." Lily jumped up and jumped up and down on the ground. Mary stared at James, jaw dropped low, eyes wide. "Don't tell anyone!" James whined, then suddenly gasped, "Especially Sirius, he cannot know! He'd pull my guts out and serve them for the Halloween feast!"
"Oh he wouldn't, he's protective of his brother but he loves you and thinks you're responsible." Mary reassured him. Lily sat back down and laid James on his back as she got out vitamin k cream to get ride of the dark purple hickeys left by Barty.
"So," Lily inquired, "do you like Regulus?" James laughed a little. Maybe? He didn't know.
"I don't know really. I mean I notice him a lot. Like when he's across the Great Hall and he's got his head in his hand, talking to Pandora or someone and he just looks amazing. And when he's walking around and he tucks his bangs behind his ear, he looks gorgeous then. Oh! And Good Merlin! He looks so hot when he pulls his bangs back into a pony tail during quidditch or herbology. He has herbology when I have a free so I can sit by the lake and see him. Regulus looks really good with his hair back." James ranted on and on.
"James, babe. I think you have a crush on Regulus." James hands flew over his eyes in exasperation.
"Merlin, I know." He whined, dragging out the last word. "But what do I do...? He's so hot but he's Pad's younger brother." Lily patted his cheek lightly.
"I'm not sure hon. I don't think Sirius would have a problem with it, but I don't know him nearly as well as you do. Maybe try talking to him more? You're hanging out with Barty a lot, even hanging out with Pandora, they're his best friends, you can hang out with them when Regulus is available to hang out as well." James smiled at the thought of spending more time with Regulus. He nodded in agreement. "Good, now Mary, put some ABBA on. Quietly though. Mary and I have to tell you some crazy fucking tea about Gilderoy Lockheart and Vance."
James opened his eyes immediately.
"What happened?"
"Lockheart asked Emmaline out in front of the whole dark arts class today. Like that fucking idiot-" Lily kept talking about all the drama that week, Mary chiming in on parts too add to stuff Lily was missing.