Severus Snape and What Not To Do To Lead A Peaceful Life

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Severus Snape and What Not To Do To Lead A Peaceful Life
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Severus Snape, Dorcas Meadowes, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Andromeda Black Tonks, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Pandora Lovegood/Xenophilius Lovegood, Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr. & Pandora Lovegood & Dorcas Meadowes & Evan Rosier, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald & Marlene McKinnon & Dorcas Meadowes & Lily Evans Potter
Tags
Canon-Typical Violence Past Torture Found Family Adopted Children Marauders Albus Dumbledore Bashing Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Divorce english is not my first language Multi POV Shenanigans plot holes Potions as Substance Abuse (Harry Potter) only because james and sirius already are so annoying imagine if they had to deal with grief too Hermione is a little emo girl the Venn Diagram between Hermione and Wednesday Addams is almost a circle Lily has some objections regarding what Severus has taught his daughter James Potter well deserved slander sooner or later at least - Freeform a lot of gay people being gay the adults are adulting strong (negative) feelings about child/soldiers merely to keep intact the vibe of the original saga mind you Severus Snape is Hermione Granger's Parent severus snape is good at threatening Harry Potter sole purpose in life is besting the Marauders Skittles likely future dramione no beta we die like the Prewett brothers severus snape needs a break Severus snape is a girl daddy Irish Severus Snape
Summary
All Hallow's Eve, 1981.A pitiful cry assaults Severus's ears in this unending night.There, in a house in muggle London, a baby sobs in a tiny bed. Her hair is charred at the ends, the upholstery is aflame, and the windows are blown out: She set her house on fire.In which Severus adopts Hermione and protects her with his life, rights his wrongs, finally gets rid of the Dark Lord, keeps his friends alive and most importantly, Potter's spawn away from his precious daughter.
Note
TW: extremely badly writtenin my defence it's been years since I've studied English and I don't remember a single thing on the correct use of verbal tenses lmao. Please do feel free to critique anything incorrect!Also, I haven't finished reading the canon books because they were insufferable. I base my knowledge on some hundreds of fanfictions I've and idek how many marauders video I've watched.

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