
Characters
Tags
Fluff
Angst
Friendship
Happy Ending
Heartbreak
Love
Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings
Funny
POV Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug
Past Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship
Wine
lots of fluff
Puppy Love
Storytelling
Past Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy
Astoria Greengrass Bashing
it's a long story
It's a funny story
Draco doesn't know what love is but he's about to learn
Hermione Granger Saves The Day
It's Theo not Theodore
I'm not your mate
We're Not Friends
Draco's dramatic
Do NOT call me Theodore
Draco Malfoy in Denial
Hermione Falls First
Harry Potter needs to get his shit together
Somehow Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are living together
Lots of wine
Blaise owns a vineyard
Atlas is a Good Boy
Loosely Based on Harry Potter (Obviously)
Loosely Based (Very Loosely) on Funny Story
Summary
Draco always loved the way Astoria told their story. How they met (it was early spring), fell in love (over an arrant hat that accosted Draco and was later torn to shreds by his typically very well behaved dog). She really was good at telling the story… right up until the moment she realized she was actually in love with her childhood best friend.Which is how Draco begins his new story: Heartbroken (yes, he has one), drunk off his arse (because Muggles are rather adapt at making their alcoholic drinks taste like there is no alcohol in them at all, which is very dangerous), and living at 12 Grimmauld place (which he would definitely need to redecorate) with Harry Potter (he’s still not sure how that came about.)It was the Alcohol… probably… most likely…However, Potter was probably the only other person in the world who not only knew, but understood exactly what Draco was going through; because the person Astoria had left him for (three weeks before their wedding), was Ginny Weasley.Having never expected to form any sort of camaraderie with Potter, he is equally surprised when Hermione Granger waltzes in determined to “fix” the pair of them… and maybe, just maybe, he’s inclined to let her.
Note
Hello my wonderful readers!Welcome to a new story of mine! Chapters will likely be short and sweet, or short and heartbreaking! I haven't quite decided! ;)Come along as I tell you the story of how Draco fell in love with Astoria. How he found out she did not actually love him. How he discovers what he and Astoria had wasn't actually love, and how he learns to not only trust again, but actually fall in love. For real this time.I do hope you enjoy it! I plan on posting chapters often, and despite the title of this story I do not actually intend for this to be a long story.
Chapters
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The End of a Love Story
April 20, 2025 at 09:37 AM -
I Don't Do Menage a Trois
April 20, 2025 at 09:37 AM -
Are They Lovers?
April 20, 2025 at 09:37 AM -
It Was The Bacon
April 20, 2025 at 09:37 AM -
But She Doesn't Have Wings...
April 20, 2025 at 09:37 AM -
It's Just Sex
April 20, 2025 at 09:37 AM