Chaos Runs Through Our Blood
WannabeAlien: I never knew that Vesper could be so chaotic
Boom!: Vesper marry me!
MemoryWho?: Theo we're already married
Boom!: I don’t care, marry me again!
BiggestMan!: I’ve got to admit you were pretty awesome Vesbitch
MemoryWho?: Still not clever but thanks
The“Innocent”One: What happened?
WannabeAlien: Vesper joined the volleyball team and they had a practice game today
WannabeAlien: And this chaotic little shit started flirting with the other team to fluster them so that his team would win
Arson: Holy shit!
Gambler: That’s amazing!
Thorns: I am so proud!
Regulus: Yes boy! That's the way to do it!
Regulus: Oh I knew I forgot something
Regulus Changed their Username To Cosmic
Cosmic Changed Luna’s Username To WolfChild
Cosmic: Much better
WolfChild: Thanks Reg
BloodGod: I don’t know what you all were expecting, of course, Vesper is chaotic he would have to be to keep up with Theo
WolfChild: What kind of chaos do you get up to?
Boom!: I tried to make nukes!
WoldChild: What?!
Blossom: What?!
Wannabe: He didn’t get very far cause Eliza stopped him
Cosmic: Why were you trying to make nukes?
Boom!: I thought it would be fun
Cosmic: Fair enough
WolfChild: You shouldn't encourage that Regulus!
Cosmic: He's not all that different from Gwen and we've never tried to stop her
WolfChild: ...
WolfChild: Touche
SnowDrop: While I would love to hear more about that
SnowDrop: Let’s not pretend like Ezekiel and Ezran are any less chaotic
WannabeAlien: What are you talking about were complete angels
Feathers: HAHAHA!!!!
Money: Ezekiel you tried to launch a makeshift UFO off of our roof
FlowerCrown: You crushed my bluebells and broke your arm
FlowerCrown: And then a week later you tried it again only to break your other arm
FlowerCrown: You were very lucky that my bluebells were able to survive or else I would have had to break your legs as well
WannabeAlien: …
WannabeAlien: Yeah I can’t really defend myself there
The“Innocent”One: Ezran helps his siblings perform arson and anarchy
BiggestMan!: It’s fun!
Sunshine: The four of them stole a bench a few weeks ago
GoldenBoy: Is that where the bench in our backyard came from?
Sunshine: Yes
FlowerCrown: Why did you steal a bench?
Boom!: We liked it so we took it
MemoryWho?: It’s a very nice bench
Sunshine: It is surprisingly comfortable
Tinker: Why are the children so chaotic?
Thorns: They learned it from us obviously
Gambler: Everyone in this chat is fucking wild
Money: As it should be
Sunshine: I just think it’s the natural order of things
Sunshine: I mean we learned how to be chaotic from our role models and now the children are learning from us
Sunshine: It's the perfect setting for chaos to manifest
Arson: Who wants to show off clips of their parental units being chaotic because they're not online to stop us?
Boom!: I have waited my whole life for this moment!
Boom! Sent A Video
[A younger Gabriel is dancing around the kitchen singing along to a song playing in the background when a younger Eliza suddenly pops out of nowhere earning her a shrill scream from her brother before he faints on the spot, the video cuts off as Eliza practically cackles in amusement]
Sunshine: That’s my mother!
GoldenBoy: Wooo!
Boom!: Aunt Eliza is just the best
Gambler: Well I don’t have any videos of my actual parents but I do have this amazing gem
Gambler Sent A Video
[Arven is working on his car when suddenly Caspian and Ponk jump down from the roof dressed as Batman and Robin, startling Arven who is trying desperately not to laugh]
Groot: Julian!
Sunshine: Oh that’s amazing!
The“Innocent”One: That’s adorable!
Tinker: They looked very cute
Sunshine Sent A Picture
[Caspian is blushing brightly as he stares lovingly down at his phone]
GoldenBoy: Dawn you traitor!
Sunshine: :)
Sunshine: Now as a distraction I will show the video that Gabriel shared with me last week
Sunshine Sent A Video
[A younger Cyrus is flying about only to ram headfirst into a window, the camera shakes as you hear Gabriel laugh alongside Elowen, Eliza, Stanley and a mystery person while Jasper runs into frame to check on Cyrus]
BiggestMan! I am never letting Dad live this down!
Feathers: Me either!
BloodGod: Hmm
BloodGod Sent A Video
[A younger Sally is standing on the edge of the roof with a determined expression on her face.
Techno: This is a terrible idea
Sally: It’s an amazing idea!
Techno: You're gonna eat dirt
Sally: Ye of little faith, simply stand back and bask in awe of my ariel grace!
Sally jumps off of the roof and begins flapping her wings only to immediately face plant into the ground. The camera shifts slightly as Techno crouches down with it.
Techno: That was truly awe-inspiring
A muffled shut up comes from Sally as she lifts her face off the ground to glare at Techno]
BiggestMan!: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Blossom: Oh sweetie
Feathers: Techno how could you betray me like this?!
BloodGod: Easily it was funny
Feathers: Two can play at this game!
Feathers Sent A Video
[Techno is staring grumpily into the camera as Sally giggles while holding onto the cords to the corset he’s wearing
Techno: I want you to know just how much I hate you
Sally: Don’t be like that you're going to look amazing
Techno continued to grumble only to gasp a little when Sally yanked on the cords tightening the corset, the video cuts off when Techno whirls around to hit Sally]
Sunshine: Damn Techno
Cosmic: Work it, boy!
BloodGod: I will bathe in your blood
Cosmic: He’s joking right?
MemoryWho?: Eeehhhh
Cosmic: Well I’m terrified
Arson: This will distract you
Arson Sent A Video
[A slightly younger Jasper is unwrapping a Christmas gift while Stanley watches on with a mischievous glint in his eyes. The gift is revealed be a book titled 101 swear words. Jasper shrieks before he slaps Stanley with the book while chanting language over and over again while Stanley is practically dying from how hard he’s laughing]
Arson: That same Christmas they got engaged
WolfChild: Awe! A match made in heaven!
Arson: Well my dad is a demon so heaven isn’t exactly the right place
WoldChild: Oh…
The“Innocent”One: Speaking of hell I’ve got a good one
The“Innocent”One Sent A Video
[A woman is shrieking about how all gays are going to hell to Briar, who is wearing his Bi flag like a cape. He slips off his glasses as he has finally had enough.
Briar: Of course that’s where they go honey, I’ve got to rule my subjects somewhere don’t I?
The woman stares into Briar’s voidless eyes in horror before she promptly faints on the spot. Briar simply places his glasses back on and flounces away without a care in the world]
SnowDrop: Holy shit Briar!
Cosmic: Yes Queen!
Thorns: My eyes seem to really freak out Karen’s and I enjoy taking advantage of it every chance I get
Blossom: I wore red contacts to the pride parade a few years back and I took great pleasure in watching a Karen faint over it
Thorns: There is no greater pleasure
Blossom: Truly
Feathers: Have I told you how much I love you?
Blossom: At least three times a day dear
Feathers: Well it’s the truth
Bluebell: ❤️
Feesh: ❤️
WolfChild: Awe!
GoldenBoy: Oooo I found a good one
GoldenBoy Sent A Video
[A younger Eliza who is clearly very drunk is singing sea shanties with her arm thrown across a white-haired woman’s shoulders who is equally drunk and is singing alongside Eliza]
Sunshine: That’s hilarious!
SnowDrop: Oh my god
Boom!: Aunt Eliza can’t hold her liquor any better than my dad can
SnowDrop: Oh my god
GoldenBoy: It’s pretty funny, huh?
SnowDrop: That’s my mom!
Sunshine: What?
SnowDrop: That woman with Eliza is my mom
Arson: Holy shit
BloodGod: Well Mom has known Eliza for a long time so it makes sense that she would also know Aunt Adrianna
SnowDrop: Can you send me that video Cas?
GoldenBoy: Of course Cal
Feathers: That got depressing quick
Feathers: Who wants to see a video of Ezran trying to smuggle a raccoon into the house?
Gambler: I would
WolfChild: Yes, please
WannabeAlien: Which one?
WannabeAlien: The time Ezran did it himself or the time that I helped him?
Boom!: Oh! Or the time that I helped him?
Boom!: Spoiler alert there were fireworks involved!
MemoryWho?: Or what about the time Ezran tricked me into helping him?
BiggestMan!: I didn’t trick you into anything bitch boy you were fully on board for helping me smuggle in Petunia
MemoryWho?: I will neither confirm nor deny that statement
The“Innocent”One: I think the time that Callum helped him might have been the most chaotic
Money: Nah the time Ezekiel, Vesper and Theo helped him was definitely more chaotic
BloodGod: I’ve got all of you beat
BloodGod: The time Dawn helped was a hundred per cent more chaotic because they had half the damn forest in the house before Dad put a stop to it
BloodGod: And even then Dawn almost won him over with her puppy dog eyes
Sunshine: If it wasn’t for the goose pooping on the carpet we would have gotten away with it
Arson: Disney Princess Dawn at her finest
Sunshine: :)
Cosmic: I would like to vote for all of them, please
WolfChild: Same
Feathers: Your wish is my command, my fellow chaos lovers
Feathers Sent Several Videos