Problematic
The“Innocent”One: Salacia Everdeen! Stop corrupting my sibling!
Boom!: Ooooh Sallys in trouuuooobbbblllleeee!!!
Feathers: I have done no such thing!
The“Innocent”One: Explain this then
The“Innocent”One Sent A Picture
[It’s the middle of the night and Briar, Dawn, Callum, Sebastian and Alastor are spray painting different pride flags along the side of the school building while Caspian, Faybelle, Oliver and Julian are putting up a bunch of signs with gay puns on them and in the background, you can see Sally, Techno and Soren lighting a bunch of trees and bushes on fire]
Feathers: That wasn’t my idea!
Feathers: Okay the fire was my idea but the spray painting and signs were all Briar and Dawn!
CrowFather: Why?!
BiggestMan!: I can’t believe you committed arson and didn’t invite me!
Sunshine: Next time
BiggestMan!: Yes!
Captain: To repeat Cyrus’ question, Why?!
Thorns: We were doing gods work
LanguagePolice: How and why?!
Sunshine: Mr Hendrickson told me and Briar that we were being “problematic” and that we were giving the school a “bad reputation” for being so vocal about our “satanic” lifestyle
Thorns: We were simply showing him how problematic we could actually be
BusinessRam: I am so proud!
Diamonds: Same!
LanguagePolice: Don’t encourage this! They could get expelled!
Arson: Good! This school is a fucking nightmare!
LanguagePolice: Language!
Gambler: Soren’s right, just last week Eric got two weeks of detention because his sweater slipped off his shoulder for like half a second
SnowDrop: It took half a semester to convince the P.E. teacher that I was not a girl!
Blossom: Same for me but other way around and it only stopped once I grew my hair out
MemoryWho?: Theo and I were screamed at for holding hands
WannabeAlien: Bell got scolded for not wearing a skirt once
Arson: A teacher tried to cut my hair because it was too “long”
Sunshine: I’ve had at least three different teachers tell me I won’t find a husband because of the scar over my eye
Cupcake: A teacher pulled on Oliver’s tail to force us apart while we were kissing once and then gave us both three weeks of detention
BloodGod: I had a teacher try to come on to me and then they gave me three months of detention when I turned them down
CrowFather: WHAT?!
Feathers: WHAT?!
BiggestMan!: WHAT?!
SnowDrop: WHAT?!
Sunshine: WHAT?!
The”Innocent”One: WHAT?!
BloodGod: Yeah it was pretty cringe
CrowFather: Why didn’t you say something?!
BloodGod: Didn’t seem important
Feathers: OF COURSE THAT'S IMPORTANT!
SnowDrop: Have they tried anything since?
BloodGod: …
Sunshine: That silence is very concerning Techno!
BloodGod: It’s fine I can handle myself just fine
Thorns: What’s their name?
BloodGod: What?
Thorns: Their name, what is it?
BloodGod: …
BloodGod: Mr White
Thorns: That’s what I thought
The“Innocent”One: What do you mean?
Thorns: He may or may not have done the same thing to me
The“Innocent One: WHAT?!
MemoryWho?: WHAT?!
GoldenBoy: WHAT?!
Feathers: WHAT?!
Sunshine: WHAT?!
SnowDrop: WHAT?!
The“Innocent”One: Why didn’t you tell anyone?!
Thorns: Who was I supposed to tell? If you haven’t noticed Delia we don’t exactly have parents!
The“Innocent”One: YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!!!
Thorns: …
Thorns: Your right I’m sorry Delia
The“Innocent”One: Just get over here and cuddle with me and Vesper
MemoryWho?: Don’t think you're getting out of this
Thorns: Of course
SnowDrop: That goes for you to Techno you better get your ass over here and accept our cuddle pile or we will drag you into it
BiggestMan!: Do not test us!
Feathers: We will use force if necessary
BloodGod: Ok whatever
CrowFather: I’m going to sue that school for every dime that it is worth
BusinessRam: I have some connections that could help
LanguagePolice: It’ll be lucky to call itself a school once were done with it
Diamonds: Those teachers will pay
Captain: No one hurts our kids and gets away with it