Devious Plans
VoidChaser: @Thorns @Gambler @Money
VoidChaser: I have a propitiation for you three
Money: What is it this time?
VoidChaser: So you know Miss Quilton?
Thorns: Our math teacher?
VoidChaser: Yeah I just found out she’s a massive homophobe so I thought if the three of you go to the next class in a skirts it’ll piss her off and maybe teach her a lesson for being such a bitch
Gambler: Oh I am so down for that!
Money: Could be fun
Gambler: Do you already have the skirts for us?
VoidChaser: No actually I don’t really wear skirts so I was really hoping Briar would be able to help with that
Thorns: I’ve got you covered boys
Thorns: We’ll make that homophobe's head explode with how gorgeous we’ll look
Arson: We better get lots of pictures
SnowFox: Someones thirsty
Arson: Shut up Callum!
SnowFox: All jokes aside I want a picture of that women’s face exploding when you walk into the room
Feathers: I’m in that class as well, do you think if I wore a suit and made myself look extra masculine that that would have the same effect?
VoidChaser: That’s a brilliant idea! We can do it together!
Feathers: Awesome!
The“Innocent”One: I think I can get behind that
VoidChaser: The more the merrier!
ZZZ: Aren’t Oliver and Alastor in your class as well? Why don’t you get them to help?
Arson: Speaking of which why aren’t they in the chat?
VoidChaser: …
VoidChaser: Fuck!
VoidChaser Added Oliver and Alastor To Peace Was Never An Option
Oliver: I see you finally remembered we exist
VoidChaser: I’m sorry!
VoidChaser: I thought I got everyone!
Alastor: You're going to have to do some hardcore grovelling to make up for this
VoidChaser: Would pissing off a homophobe help?
Oliver: …
Alastor: …
Alastor: Were listening
VoidChaser: I found out that Miss Quilton is a massive homophobe so Briar, Sebastian and Julian are going to try and make her head explode by wearing dresses to the next class while myself Sally and Delia are joining in and wearing suits
VoidChaser: You in?
Oliver: Oh definitely that sounds amazing
Alastor: Your still on thin ice Dawn but I suppose I can help out such a noble cause
VoidChaser: That’s fair
Alastor ChangedOliver’s Username To Kitty
Kitty Changed Alastor’s Username to Cupcake
Cupcake: Why cupcake?
Kitty: Idk thought it was cute
Cupcake: Arghunjik
Arson: Ha gay
WhenAmI?: Soren your gay
Arson: I know but that was like super gay
Gambler: He’s right and he should say it
The“Innocent”One: Oliver and Alastor aren’t the only people you’ve forgotten Dawn
The“Innocent”One: You forgot Harvey as well
VoidChaser: Actually that one was kind of on purpose
VoidChaser: Callum asked me not to
SnowFox: I can’t handle anymore cat maid Harvey I need one safe place
GoldenBoy: Agreed!
The“Innocent”One: That’s fair
ZZZ: …
ZZZ Added Harvey To Peace Was Never An Option
Harvey: Oh what’s this?
SnowFox: I want you to know just how much I fucking hate you Logan Walker
GoldenBoy: Sorry Dawn but I’m going to have to unalive your friend
VoidChaser: That seems fair
ZZZ: Dawn!
VoidChaser: Sorry Logan but you kinda deserve that
Harvey: This seems like a fun group chat
Thorns: Oh you have no idea
Money: Hey Dawn how did you find out Miss Quilton was a homophobe? She’s always been a bit of a bitch but I never pegged her for a homophobe
MemoryWho?: That actually has to do with me and Theo
The“Innocent”One: What? How?
Boom!: We were holding hands between classes and she just went off the minute she saw us
Thorns: Why didn’t you tell us sooner?
MemoryWho?: Because Dawn said she would handle it
MemoryWho?: And I guess men in skirts is Dawn's way of handling it
VoidChaser: Yup!
Boom!: On an unrelated note Vesper and I have decided to get platonically married and you're all invited!
BiggestMan!: What?! Why is this the first time I’m hearing of this?!
Boom!: Because it was a surprise
Boom!: But don’t worry you're going to be my best man!
BiggestMan!: Damn right I am!
MemoryWho?: Will you be my best man Zeke?
WannabeAlien: Yeah shit of course man
Boom!: Eric will you officiate?
WhenAmI?: I’d be honoured
Gambler: This is so pure
Feathers: Agreed