Arson
CrowFather: Okay which one of you little shits started the fire at the park?
Arson: It was not me this time!
Gambler: I hate to tell you this babe but your username makes that statement very hard to believe
WhenAmI?: It really does
Arson: Damn it Dawn!
VoidChaser: And to think I was about to defend you!
VoidChaser: Honestly why am I even friends with you?
ZZZ: It wasn’t Soren he was with me and Dawn all-day
CrowFather: Theo?
Boom!: Why am I your next suspect?
Captain: Because sweetie you tried to turn our microwave into a bomb
Boom!: Okay that’s fair but it wasn’t me, I’ve been with Ezran and Vesper all-day
MemoryWho?: Can confirm there have been no fires
MemoryWho?: Ezran did adopt a raccoon however
CrowFather: Again?
BiggestMan!: FUCK YOU SHE IS MY CHILD!
CrowFather: You can’t keep adopting racoons Ezran!
BiggestMan!: YES I CAN!
BloodGod: At least this is better than the frog phase
CrowFather: Don’t remind me
SnowFox: So I might know who caused the fire
Captain: Who?
SnowFox: Sally is there anything you’d like to say for yourself?
Feathers: I’D DO IT AGAIN!
CrowFather: Sally why?!
Feather: I’M FIGHTING THE MAN!
Feathers: YOU CAN’T STOP ME!!!
Slime: YOU TELL HIM SALLY!
CrowFather: Have kids they said it’ll be great they said
BusinessRam: I’d drink to that
Captain: I thought we were working on the drinking?
BusinessRam: ….
BusinessRam: Shut up
Captain: Gabriel!
Boom!: Oooohhh dads in trooouuubbbleee!!!
VoidChaser: Oooohhhhh!!!
GoldenBoy: Oooohhhhh!!!
BusinessRam: Eliza your children and nephew are bullying me!
Captain: I don’t see anything
BusinessRam: I hate it here
BloodGod: Join the club
The“Innocent”One: So were all going to ignore the fact that Sally and Leo set a park on fire?
Feathers: Yes
Slime: Yes
The“Innocent”One: Alright then
CrowFather: Sigh