The Rise and Fall of Wopke's Fifth Offspring

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The Rise and Fall of Wopke's Fifth Offspring
Characters
Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Jack Kline, John Winchester, Daryl Dixon, Azazel (Supernatural), Wopke Hoekstra/Chris Meloni, Wopke Hoekstra, Chris Meloni, Norman Reedus
Summary
Dear Diary,My child, Azazel’s vessel, died today. He was shot through the heart by a lad named Dean Winchester. He was my fifth child, and the youngest of the bunch, but I guess he was my least favourite so oh well. Since the prophecy that I made for myself tells me that I should have five children at all times, I guess I need to make another.

The Death of Azazel's Vessel

I hate to tell the truth, but I'm sorry, dude, you didn't
I hate that I let this drag on so long, now I hate myself
Hate that I let this drag on so long, you can go to hell

September 20th 2023

Azazel’s vessel was sitting peacefully in the Hoekstra household. Suddenly Dean Winchester enters the house. Azazel was home alone and quite confused, as Dean was not part of his brotherhood with Remus, Sirius, Peter and James. Dean also looked awfully similar to Norman Reedus/Daryl Dixon which was a tad confusing. Azazel’s heart sank through the floor when he realised what Dean was doing.

Dean smirked devilishly. “I hate to tell the truth, but I'm sorry, dude, you didn't. I hate that I let this drag on so long, now I hate myself. Hate that I let this drag on so long, you can go to hell.” he says softly. Azazel screams, but before he can skedaddle away Dean shoots him through the heart with his colt that John Winchester personally gifted him.