we should break up

Draco Lucius Malfoy: the bane of Hermione Jean Granger's existence. He’s a prick, arrogant, entitled, annoyingly rich, a Slytherin (for Merlin's sake). He’s argumentative, smug, infuriatingly charming when it suits him, and somehow always finds a way to get under her skin. Really, the list of reasons to despise him is endless, but this latest one? It takes the cake. Just seven days after the breakup—SEVEN DAYS—he’s already got a date. And not just any date. He’s bringing a girl to the Weasley Twins' Ultimate New Year's Bash—the very party they had planned to attend together just days ago. Now, out of sheer spite (and a little heartache), Hermione finds herself in a wild plot to one-up Draco, dragging her friends along for the ride.But what was supposed to be a simple night of revenge spirals into utter chaos. From getting lost in Muggle London to crashing the wrong parties and even pretending they never broke up, Hermione and Draco sabotage each other at every turn. As jealousy flares and they bicker their way through the night, Hermione just wants to get through the evening and leave the last year—and her ended relationship—behind. But when it comes to Draco Sodding Malfoy, nothing seems to be that simple.

I'm glad you've decided to give this fic a shot. Please bear in mind that English is my second language, and this work hasn't been through any beta readers; it's simply the result of my lack of social life. The characters are teens and will behave accordingly, which might make them annoying at times, especially Hermione.I don't own any of the characters; they all belong to JKR. Also, I should mention that this work is heavily inspired by a fun little teen rom-com novel (only available in Hungarian; if you're from Hungary, you might recognize it).Anyway, I hope you have a great time reading!