Mix it up

Sirius’s pov 

“There you are!” I shout as I sling my arm around his shoulder, Leaning in close, barring my face into his neck. 

“So what’s James on about?” Remus says, putting his hand in my hair. 

“I don’t know he wouldn’t tell me till your here,” I say annoyed. Suddenly James comes running to us, Peter trailing behind him,

“Hey Padfoot did you get- Oh! There’s Moony! Ok lets start,” James exclaimed with excitement. ”OK, so basically I was at practice and these two twinkish hoolagans showed up and they were like canoodling on field. Longbottom had to yell at them before I could get a good look,” he says pouting.

“Why does this matter?” Remus asks, his arms now crossed as I wrap my arms fully around him. 

“Because Longbottom said that one of the guys looked just like me!” James shouts. 

“Woah really? Like just like you?” I ask. 

“Great that’s exactly what we need, another James potter around” Peter snickers. 

“Still why does this matter?” Remus asks unimpressed.  

“BECAUSE! WE need to look for him in the great hall at dinner!” James shouts.

I watch as Remus pinches the bridge of his nose a headache clearly already starting to form. 

“Prongs, how out of all the people in the Great hall are we supposed to find two kids who you didn’t even get a good look at?” Remus asks.

“I don't know aren't you supposed to be smart and that's why I'm forcing you to help me!” James replies 

“I don’t know prongs, I’m always down for stalking again but Moony has a point,” I say. Seriously though, out of ALL the kids in the great hall, finding two seems difficult. 

“Oh shut up! Your saying that just cause you fuc-“ James was saying before Remus cuts in quickly.

“OK, so whats your plan?” Remus says hurriedly 

 I finally let go of Remus neck to stand beside him. A kid that looks just like James? How, there’s only one James and he’s an only child. So who is this mysterious kid…wait he said there were two kids. 

Whos the other one? Does he look like James too? No that’s dumb, why would he look like James too? 

I’m ripped out of my thoughts by Remus’s bony elbow going into my right side as James snaps in my face. 

“HELLOOO EARTH PADS? I see the gears turninggggg? Got anything to add to the  plan?” Prongs questions. 

“I don’t know prongs, my idea of rat poison is a good one” Peter interjects. What the hell were they on about while I zoned out?

“For the last time worm tail, we used the last of the rat poison and that's shit smells,” Remus says his headache only growing with the group's stupidity 

“Yeah I think I sinched my nose hair last time” James touches his nose sympathetically. 

“Ok what’s the plan already?” I ask. We seriously get off track too much. 

“Thats what we’re TRYING to figure out!” Worm tail shouts. 

“Ok calm down simmer down,” James says to no avail 

“Everyone shut up I have a plan….a good one unlike your half-thought-out disaster,” Remus says “And no it doesn't involve rat poisoning” he says done with life looking at Peter. As he hides away. 

I love it when he takes control, it’s so- no, HE’S so hot

“Well what about-” James starts

“No we aren't stalking either I'm not getting flagged by Dumbledore again, it was embarrassing when the Fedex guy came in” Remus says cracking his knuckles.  

“What is the plan then?” I ask as I lean back into Moony’s side, looking up at him. 

“We’ll split up and skim the tables, Prongs and Wormtail can take Hufflepuff and Slytherin, me and Siri can do Gryffindor and Ravenclaw” Moony explains, my heart flutters slightly at the nickname. 

“Good plan!” James exclaims.  

“Mines still better but whatever, break on go team?” Worm tail questions putting his hand in. 

“Peter, I will poison your food if you say that again, real shit.” I reply. 

James slaps Peter’s hand in disbelief and disgust. 

After a way too long talk about soup, the group disperses, only leaving Remus and Sirius behind.

“Where are we going love?” Remus asks.

“Anywhere with you,” I reply cupping his cheek with my hand as I press a gentle kiss to the scar that overlays the bridge of his nose. 

Remus pulls me close, kissing my forehead as his hand grabs mine. We start to walk out of the forest just like Worm tail and Prongs had left only a few minutes ago.

Now the group lolligags until dinner while the two “mystery” new kids try to get their shit together!