Chapter 4
Chapter four
(november?)
#depressedbutlwelldressed
TheBaddestBitch: WAIT A SECOND IF CISSA IS HERE THAT MEAN LUC**S AND SE**ERUS ARE HERE TOO WHAT THE FUCK PETER
Black?YeahLikeMyHeart: IT TOOK YOU A FUCKING MONTH TO PEICE THAT TOGETHER??? Damn you’re dumber than i thought you were sirius
Sugerdaddy: Why did you censor our names tho we aint swear words and also if we are censoring things why didn’t you censor fuck.
TheBaddestBitch:shut up you bad hair gel having bitch
DramaticAssMyAss: lmao not the hair gel
TheBaddestBitch: you can shut the fuck up too greasy hair havin’ ass
XenoTheDino: how many times do i have to tell you sirius no fighting in the group chat
CheeseLover: for Once i agree with xenophilius on this either stop fighting or take it to your dms
MoonManRemy: or you could continue. This is very entertaining and I just went on break.
FlowerPower: it is entertaining so yeah please continue
CheeseLover: REMUS??? LILY??? YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONES WHO TELL THEM TO STOP FIGHTING NOT ENCOURAGING THEM
MoonManRemy: its very quiet here at the library we need entertainment every now and then
FlowerPower:yeah like obviously it's a library so it’s always quite but today it's like a ghost town over here
SugerDaddy: *reply to TheBaddestBitch* I’M NOT THE ONE WITH BAD HAIR GEL
TheBaddestBitch: oh puh-lease it is vary clear who uses the better hair gel
And it's obviously not you
SugerDaddy: well it's not you either darling
Black?YeahLikeMyHeart: oh my gods they are seriously fighting over who has the better hair gel
EmiusTheSnake: personally i think evan uses the best hair gel his hair always looks good
TheBaddestBitch: STAY OUT OF THIS BARTEMIUS
SugerDaddy:STAY OUT OF THIS BARTEMIUS
TheBaddestBitch: how dare you say that at the same time as me bitch
SugerDaddy: oh wow it's not like that was an unfortunate coincidence or anything
ImNotEmoYall: oh god not this debate again
Black?YeahLikeMyHeart: Unfortunately I think this will be happening for a while so I will try and keep lucius as far away from sirius as possible. Can someone do the same for sirius?
XenotheDino: yeah i can, we don’t want a repeat of last year :)
Black?YeahLikeMyHeart: agreed thank you xeno
BestBubbleGumBitch: wait wot happened last year??
MoonManRemy: the basic version of events is Lucius and Sirius were doing what they are now but in person and it got violent relatively quickly, if i remember correctly sirius had a blooded broken nose and a broken hand, they couldn’t paint or draw or anything for weeks because of it. And Lucius had, I think, had some hair ripped out to '' prove his hair product was worse” or something, a black eye, and fractured wrist. So yeah definitely keep them apart at all costs
ImNotEmoYall: Omg i forgot that sirius couldn’t do shit for weeks last year lol
BestBubbleGumBitch: woah all that over hair products??? Damn maybe it would best if i stay out of this then
CheeseLover: And why do you say that james?
BestBubbleGumBitch: because of who my father is obviously?
CheeseLover: Wait, who is your father????
BestBubbleGumBitch: er Fleamont Potter known for making hair products?
TheBaddestBitch: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT YOUR FATHER IS THE FLEAMONT POTTER ????? His stuff is well known here as well. In fact his stuff is what i use???
SugerDaddy: your father made sleezyacks??? I don't use his products because his stuff is more for curly hair. But of course you know that ...WAIT THEN WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO MESSY ALL THE TIME
BestBubbleGumBitch: uh because I have my dads hair? And that's why he went into the hair care business?
CassieTheQueen: lowkey loving the random james lore drop lmao
ImNotEmoYall: I am dating the son of world famous hair product creator fleamont potter?!?!
BestBubbleGumBitch: I thought that was obvious?? What did you think the F in James F. Potter stood for??
Frankinstine: personally i thought frank or maybe franklin idk about everyone else though
DramaticAssMyAss: i thought it stood for francis
BestBubbleGumBitch: frank,franklin, or FRANCIS????? Not it stands for fleamont
EmiusTheSnake: LMAO YOUR NAME IS JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
BestBubbleGumBitch: like your’s is any better bartemius crouch junior
MoonManRemy: lmao this is fantastic me and lily got popcorn and every thing
AliceInApalace: i feel like your break should have ended by now no?
FlowerPower: yeah it has but no one is here and if they are they don’t need us currently
FashionIcon: does no one have any school work to be done???
GardenBoi:glad im not the only one lmao
CassieTheQueen: i do as well but i am taking a break to enjoy the drama
EmmiusTheSnake: I think you are spending to much time with reggie you becoming mean james
BestBubbleGumBitch: I am not becoming mean?????
EmiustheSnake:only mean people call me bartemius
CheeseLover: every single person in this group chat has called you bartemius at least once each???
EmiusTheSnake:exactly you are all mean except evan whens hes mad at me he just ignores me for twenty four hours sometimes more if he's real mad
GardenBoi: barty, love.please shut up
EmiusTheSnake: yersir’e
TheExplorer: I'm a little late to this but JAMES YOUR DAD IS FAMOUS??? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US
BestBubbleGumBitch: I didn’t tell y’all because I thought it was obvious?????
Like how Remus and Sirius obviously liked each other before they got together?? Or how at our movie night Mary and Lily always sit next to each other and cuddle and end up falling asleep every single time???
MoonManRemy: damn dude i mean i kinda figured it out after lily insta stalked you before we met you i just thought everyone else knew
FlowerPower: yeah me too obviously cause you have so many pictures with your parents and you dad looked familiar to me so i looked him up and bam he's famous thats why i knew his face
TheBaddestBitch: YOU FUCKERS KNEW AND DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING????
BestBubbleGumBitch: little creepy you insta stalked me but at least we agree here it was so fucking obvious