Chapter ─ 5
The porch wrapped all the way around the farmhouse.
My legs felt wobbly, trying to walk that far. Grover offered to carry the Minotaur horn, but I held on to it. I'd paid for that souvenir the hard way. I wasn't going to let it go.
As we came around the opposite end of the house, I caught my breath.
We must've been on the north shore of Long Island, because on this side of the house, the valley marched all the way up to the water, which glittered about a mile in the distance. Between here and there, I simply couldn't process everything I was seeing.
The landscape was dotted with buildings that looked like ancient Greek architecture, an open-air pavilion, an amphitheater, a circular arena, except that they all looked brand new, their white marble columns sparkling in the sun. In a nearby sandpit, a dozen high school-age kids and satyrs played volleyball. Canoes glided across a small lake. Kids in bright orange T-shirts like Grover and Reg's were chasing each other around a cluster of cabins nestled in the woods. Some shot targets at an archery range. Others rode horses down a wooded trail, and, unless I was hallucinating, some of their horses had wings.
Down at the end of the porch, two men sat across from each other at a card table. The blond-haired girl who'd spoon-fed me popcorn-flavored pudding was leaning on the porch rail next to them.
The man facing me was small, but porky. He had a red nose, big watery eyes, and curly hair so black it was almost purple. He looked like those paintings of baby angels, what do you call them, hubbubs? No, cherubs. That's it. He looked like a cherub who'd turned middle-aged in a trailer park. He wore a tiger-pattern Hawaiian shirt, and he would've fit right in at one of Gabe's poker parties, except I got the feeling this guy could've out-gambled even my stepfather.
─ That's Mr.D. ─ Grover murmured to me. ─ He's the camp director. Be polite. The girl, that's Annabeth Chase. She's just a camper, but she's been here longer than just about anybody. And you already know Chiron… .─
He pointed at the guy whose back was to me.
First, I realized he was sitting in a wheelchair. Then I recognized the tweed jacket, the thinning brown hair, the scraggly beard.
─ Mr. Brunner! ─ I cried.
The Latin teacher turned and smiled at me. His eyes had that mischievous glint they sometimes got in class when he pulled a pop quiz and made all the multiple choice answers B.
─ Ah, good, Percy. ─ he said. ─ Now we have four pinochles. ─
He offered me a chair to the right of Mr. D, who looked at me with bloodshot eyes and heaved a great sigh. ─ Oh, I suppose I must say it. Welcome to Camp Half-Blood. There. Now, don't expect me to be glad to see you. ─
─ Uh, thanks. ─ I scooted a little farther away from him because, if there was one thing I had learned from living with Gabe, it was how to tell when an adult has been hitting the happy juice. If Mr. D was a stranger to alcohol, I was a satyr.
─ Annabeth? ─ Mr. Brunner called to the blond girl.
She came forward and Mr. Brunner introduced us. ─ This young lady nursed you and your brother back to health, Percy. Annabeth, my dear, why don't you go check on Percy's bunk? We'll be putting him in cabin eleven for now. ─
Annabeth said. ─ Sure, Chiron. ─
She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, and a whole lot more athletic looking. With her deep tan and her curly blond hair, she was almost exactly what I thought a stereotypical California girl would look like, except her eyes ruined the image. They were startling gray, like storm clouds; pretty, but intimidating, too, as if she were analyzing the best way to take me down in a fight.
She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said. ─ You drool when you sleep. ─
Then she sprinted off down the lawn, her blond hair flying behind her.
─ So. ─ I said, anxious to change the subject. ─ You, uh, work here, Mr. Brunner? ─
─ Not Mr. Brunner. ─ The ex-Mr. Brunner said. ─ I'm afraid that was a pseudonym. You may call me Chiron. ─
─ Okay. ─ Totally confused, I looked at the director. "And Mr.D ... does that stand for something? ─
Mr.D stopped shuffling the cards. He looked at me like I'd just belched loudly. ─ Young men, names are powerful things. You don't just go around using them for no reason. ─
─ Oh. Right. Sorry. ─
─ I must say, Percy. ─ Chiron-Brunner broke in, ─ I'm glad to see you alive. It's been a long time since I've made a house call to a potential camper. I'd hate to think I've wasted my time. ─
─ House call? ─
─ My year at Yancy Academy, to instruct you. We have satyrs at most schools, of course, keeping a lookout. But Grover alerted me as soon as he met you. He sensed you were something special, so I decided to come upstate. I convinced the other Latin teacher to ... ah, take a leave of absence. ─
I tried to remember the beginning of the school year. It seemed like so long ago, but I did have a fuzzy memory of there being another Latin teacher my first week at Yancy. Then, without explanation, he had disappeared and Mr. Brunner had taken the class.
─ You came to Yancy just to teach me? ─ I asked.
Chiron nodded. ─ Honestly, I wasn't sure about you at first. We contacted your mother, let her know we were keeping an eye on you in case you were ready for Camp Half-Blood. But you still had so much to learn. Nevertheless, you made it here alive, and that's always the first test. ─
─ Grover. ─ Mr.D said impatiently. ─ Are you playing or not? ─
─ Yes, sir! ─ Grover trembled as he took the fourth chair, though I didn't know why he should be so afraid of a pudgy little man in a tiger-print Hawaiian shirt.
─ "Do you know how to play pinochle? ─ Mr.D eyed me suspiciously.
─ I'm afraid not. ─ I said.
─ I'm afraid not, sir. ─ he said.
─ Sir. ─ I repeated. I was liking the camp director less and less.
─ Well. ─ he told me, ─ It is, along with gladiator fighting and Pac-Man, one of the greatest games ever invented by humans. I would expect all civilized young men to know the rules. ─
─ I'm sure the boy can learn. ─ Chiron said.
─ Please. ─ I said. ─ What is this place? What am I doing here? Mr. Brun-Chiron, why would you go to Yancy Academy just to teach me? ─
Mr.D snorted. ─ I asked the same question. ─
The camp director dealt the cards. Grover flinched every time one landed in his pile.
Chiron smiled at me sympathetically, the way he used to in Latin class, as if to let me know that no matter what my average was, I was his star student. He expected me to have the right answer.
─ Percy. ─ he said. ─ How Regulus reacted himself I suspect your mother didn’t tell you anything? ─
─ She said… ─ I remembered her sad eyes, looking out over the sea. ─ She told me she was afraid to send us here, even though my father had wanted her to. She said that once I was here, I probably couldn't leave. She wanted to keep me close to her. ─
─ Typical. ─ Mr.D said. ─ That's how they usually get killed. Young man, are you bidding or not? ─
─ What? ─ I asked.
He explained, impatiently, how you bid in pinochle, and so I did.
─ I'm afraid there's too much to tell. ─ Chiron said. ─ I'm afraid our usual orientation film won't be sufficient. ─
─ Orientation film? ─ I asked.
─ Trust me, you don’t wanna know. ─ Reg said, seeming… kinda traumatized.
─ No. ─ Chiron decided. ─ Well, Percy. You know your friend Grover is a satyr. You know… ─ He pointed to the horn in the shoe box. ─ That you have killed the Minotaur. No small feat, either, lad. What you may not know is that great powers are at work in your life. Gods, the forces you call the Greek gods, are very much alive. ─
I stared at the others around the table.
I waited for somebody to yell, Not! But all I got was Mr. D yelling, ─ Oh, a royal marriage. Trick! Trick! ─ He cackled as he tallied up his points.
─ Mr.D. ─ Grover asked timidly, ─ If you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can? ─
─ Eh? Oh, all right. ─
Grover bit a huge shard out of the empty aluminum can and chewed it mournfully.
─ Wait. ─ I told Chiron. ─ You're telling me there's such a thing as God. ─
─ Well, now. ─ Chiron said. ─ God, capital G, God. That's a different matter altogether. We shan't deal with the metaphysical. ─
─ Metaphysical? But you were just talking about… ─
─ Gods, plural, as in, great beings that control the forces of nature and human endeavors: the immortal gods of Olympus. That's a smaller matter. ─
─ Smaller? ─
"Yes, quite. The gods we discussed in Latin class."
─ Zeus. ─ I said. ─ Hera. Apollo. You mean them. ─
And there it was again, distant thunder on a cloudless day.
─ Young man. ─ said Mr.D. ─ I would really be less casual about throwing those names around, if I were you. ─
─ But they're stories. ─ I said. ─ They're… myths, to explain lightning and the seasons and stuff. They're what people believed before there was science. ─
─ Science! ─ Mr. D scoffed. ─ And tell me, Perseus Jackson. ─ I flinched when he said my real name, which nobody but mom and Reg know. ─ What will people think of your 'science' two thousand years from now? ─ Mr. D continued. ─ Hmm? They will call it primitive mumbo jumbo. That's what. Oh, I love mortals—they have absolutely no sense of perspective. They think they've come so far. And have they, Chiron? Look at this boy and tell me. ─
I didn't like Mr.D much, but there was something about the way he called me mortal, as if... he wasn't. It was enough to put a lump in my throat, to suggest why Grover was dutifully minding his cards, chewing his soda can, and keeping his mouth shut the same as Reg who seemed completely amused by that stupid game.
─ Percy. ─ Chiron said. ─ You may choose to believe or not, but the fact is that immortal means immortal. Can you imagine that for a moment, never dying? Never fading? Existing, just as you are, for all time? ─
I was about to answer, off the top of my head, that it sounded like a pretty good deal, but the tone of Chiron's voice made me hesitate.
─ You mean, whether people believed in you or not. ─ I said.
─ Exactly. ─ Chiron agreed. ─ If you were a god, how would you like being called a myth, an old story to explain lightning? What if I told you, Perseus Jackson, that someday people would call you a myth, just created to explain how little boys can get over losing their mothers? ─
My heart pounded. He was trying to make me angry for some reason, but I wasn't going to let him. I said. ─ I wouldn't like it. But I don't believe in gods. ─
─ Oh, you'd better. ─ Mr. D murmured. ─ Before one of them incinerates you. ─
Grover said, ─ P-please, sir. He's just lost his mother. He's in shock. ─
─ A lucky thing, too. ─ Mr. D grumbled, playing a card. ─ Bad enough I'm confined to this miserable job, working with boys who don't even believe. ─
He waved his hand and a goblet appeared on the table, as if the sunlight had bent, momentarily, and woven the air into glass. The goblet filled itself with red wine.
My jaw dropped, but Chiron hardly looked up.
─ Mr.D. ─ he warned. ─ Your restrictions. ─
Mr. D looked at the wine and feigned surprise.
─ Dear me. ─ He looked at the sky and yelled. ─ Old habits! Sorry! ─
More thunder.
Mr.D waved his hand again, and the wineglass changed into a fresh can of Diet Coke. He sighed unhappily, popped the top of the soda, and went back to his card game.
Chiron winked at me. ─ Mr.D offended his father a while back, took a fancy to a wood nymph who had been declared off-limits. ─
─ A wood nymph. ─ I repeated, still staring at the Diet Coke can like it was from outer space.
─ Yes. ─ Mr. D confessed. ─ Father loves to punish me. The first time, Prohibition. Ghastly! Absolutely horrid ten years! The second time, well, she really was pretty, and I couldn't stay away, the third time, he sent me here. Half-Blood Hill. Summer camp for brats like you. 'Be a better influence,' he told me. 'Work with youths rather than tearing them down.' Ha.' Absolutely unfair. ─
Mr.D sounded about six years old, like a pouting little kid.
─ And… ─ I stammered. ─ Your father is… ─
─ Di immortales, Chiron. ─ Mr. D said. ─ I thought you taught this boy the basics. My father is Zeus, of course. ─
I ran through D names from Greek mythology. Wine. The skin of a tiger. The satyrs that all seemed to work here. The way Grover cringed, as if Mr. D were his master.
─ You're Dionysus. ─ I said. ─ The god of wine. ─
Mr. D rolled his eyes. ─ What do they say, Grover? Do the children say, 'Well, duh!'? ─
─ Y-yes, Mr. D. ─
─ Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps? ─
─ You're a god. ─
─ Yes, child. ─
─ A god. You. ─
He turned to look at me straight on, and I saw a kind of purplish fire in his eyes, a hint that this whiny, plump little man was only showing me the tiniest bit of his true nature. I saw visions of grape vines choking unbelievers to death, drunken warriors insane with battle lust, sailors screaming as their hands turned to flippers, their faces elongating into dolphin snouts. I knew that if I pushed him, Mr.D would show me worse things. He would plant a disease in my brain that would leave me wearing a strait-jacket in a rubber room for the rest of my life.
─ Would you like to test me, child? ─ he said quietly.
─ No. No, sir. ─
The fire died a little. He turned back to his card game. ─ I believe I win. ─
─ Not quite, Mr.D. ─ Chiron said. He set down a straight, tallied the points, and said, ─ The game goes to me. ─
I thought Mr. D was going to vaporize Chiron right out of his wheelchair, but he just sighed through his nose, as if he were used to being beaten by the Latin teacher. He got up, and Grover rose, too.
─ I'm tired. ─ Mr.D said. ─ I believe I'll take a nap before the sing-along tonight. But first, Grover, we need to talk, again, about your less-than-perfect performance on this assignment. ─
Grover's face beaded with sweat. ─ Y-yes, sir. ─
Mr.D turned to me. ─ Cabin eleven, Percy Jackson. And mind your manners. ─
He swept into the farmhouse, Grover following miserably.
─ Yep I'll be in the Hermes cabin for now, see ya. ─ Reg said as he also left.
─ Will Grover be okay? ─ I asked Chiron.
Chiron nodded, though he looked a bit troubled. ─ Old Dionysus isn't really mad. He just hates his job. He's been ... ah, grounded, I guess you would say, and he can't stand waiting another century before he's allowed to go back to Olympus. ─
─ Mount Olympus. ─ I said. ─ You're telling me there really is a palace there? ─
─ Well, now, there's MountOlympus in Greece. And then there's the home of the gods, the convergence point of their powers, which did indeed used to be on Mount Olympus. It's still called Mount Olympus, out of respect to the old ways, but the palace moves, Percy, just as the gods do."
─ You mean the Greek gods are here? Like ... in America? ─
─ Well, certainly. The gods move with the heart of the West. ─
─ The what? ─
─ Come now, Percy. What you call 'Western civilization.' Do you think it's just an abstract concept? No, it's a living force. A collective consciousness that has burned bright for thousands of years. The gods are part of it. You might even say they are the source of it, or at least, they are tied so tightly to it that they couldn't possibly fade, not unless all of Western civilization were obliterated. The fire started in Greece. Then, as you well know, or as I hope you know, since you passed my course, the heart of the fire moved to Rome, and so did the gods. Oh, different names, perhaps, Jupiter for Zeus, Venus for Aphrodite, and so on, but the same forces, the same gods. ─
─ And then they died. ─
─ Died? No. Did the West die? The gods simply moved, to Germany, to France, to Spain, for a while. Wherever the flame was brightest, the gods were there. They spent several centuries in England. All you need to do is look at the architecture. People do not forget the gods. Every place they've ruled, for the last three thousand years, you can see them in paintings, in statues, on the most important buildings. And yes, Percy, of course they are now in your United States. Look at your symbol, the eagle of Zeus. Look at the statue of Prometheus in RockefellerCenter, the Greek facades of your government buildings in Washington. I defy you to find any American city where the Olympians are not prominently displayed in multiple places. Like it or not—and believe me, plenty of people weren't very fond of Rome, either—America is now the heart of the flame. It is the great power of the West. And so Olympus is here. And we are here. ─
It was all too much, especially the fact that I seemed to be included in Chiron's we, as if I were part of some club.
─ Who are you, Chiron? Who ... who am I? ─
Chiron smiled. He shifted his weight as if he were going to get up out of his wheelchair, but I knew that was impossible. He was paralyzed from the waist down.
─ Who are you? ─ He mused. ─ Well, that's the question we all want answered, isn't it? But for now, we should get you a bunk in cabin eleven. There will be new friends to meet. And plenty of time for lessons tomorrow. Besides, there will be s'mores at the campfire tonight, and I simply adore chocolate. ─
And then he did rise from his wheelchair. But there was something odd about the way he did it. His blanket fell away from his legs, but the legs didn't move. His waist kept getting longer, rising above his belt. At first, I thought he was wearing very long, white velvet underwear, but as he kept rising out of the chair, taller than any man, I realized that the velvet underwear wasn't underwear; it was the front of an animal, muscle and sinew under coarse white fur. And the wheelchair wasn't a chair. It was some kind of container, an enormous box on wheels, and it must've been magic, because there's no way it could've held all of him. A leg came out, long and knobby-kneed, with a huge polished hoof. Then another front leg, then hindquarters, and then the box was empty, nothing but a metal shell with a couple of fake human legs attached..
I stared at the horse who had just sprung from the wheelchair: a huge white stallion. But where its neck should be was the upper body of my Latin teacher, smoothly grafted to the horse's trunk.
─ What a relief. ─ The centaur said. ─ I'd been cooped up there for so long, my fetlocks had fallen asleep. Now, come, Percy Jackson. Let's meet the other campers. ─
Once I got over the fact that my Latin teacher was a horse, we had a nice tour, though I was careful not to walk behind him. I'd done pooper-scooper patrol in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times, and, I'm sorry, I did not trust Chiron's back end the way I trusted his front.
We passed the volleyball pit. Several of the campers nudged each other. One pointed to the minotaur horn I was carrying. Another said, "That's him."
Most of the campers were older than me. Their satyr friends were bigger than Grover, all of them trotting around in orange CAMP HALF-BLOOD T-shirts, with nothing else to cover their bare shaggy hindquarters. I wasn't normally shy, but the way they stared at me made me uncomfortable. I felt like they were expecting me to do a flip or something.
I looked back at the farmhouse. It was a lot bigger than I'd realized—four stories tall, sky blue with white trim, like an upscale seaside resort. I was checking out the brass eagle weathervane on top when something caught my eye, a shadow in the uppermost window of the attic gable. Something had moved the curtain, just for a second, and I got the distinct impression I was being watched.
─ What's up there? ─ I asked Chiron.
He looked where I was pointing, and his smile faded. ─ Just the attic. ─
─ Somebody lives there? ─
─ No. ─ he said with finality. ─ Not a single living thing. ─
I got the feeling he was being truthful. But I was also sure something had moved that curtain.
─ Come along, Percy. ─ Chiron said, his lighthearted tone now a little forced. ─ Lots to see. ─
We walked through the strawberry fields, where campers were picking bushels of berries while a satyr played a tune on a reed pipe.
Chiron told me the camp grew a nice crop for export to New York restaurants and Mount Olympus. ─ It pays our expenses. ─ he explained. ─ The strawberries take almost no effort. ─
He said Mr.D had this effect on fruit-bearing plants: they just went crazy when he was around. It worked best with wine grapes, but Mr. D was restricted from growing those, so they grew strawberries instead.
I watched the satyr playing his pipe. His music was causing lines of bugs to leave the strawberry patch in every direction, like refugees fleeing a fire. I wondered if Grover could work that kind of magic with music. I wondered if he was still inside the farmhouse, getting chewed out by Mr.D.
─ Grover won't get in too much trouble, will he? ─ I asked Chiron. ─ I mean… he was a good protector. Really. ─
Chiron sighed. He shed his tweed jacket and draped it over his horse's back like a saddle. ─ Grover has big dreams, Percy. Perhaps bigger than is reasonable. To reach his goal, he must first demonstrate great courage by succeeding as a keeper, finding a new camper and bringing him safely to Half-Blood Hill. ─
─ But he did that! ─
─ I might agree with you. ─ Chiron said. ─ But it is not my place to judge. Dionysus and the Council of Cloven Elders must decide. I'm afraid they might not see this assignment as a success. After all, Grover lost you in New York. Then there's the unfortunate… ah… fate of your mother. And the fact that Grover was unconscious when you dragged him over the property line. The council might question whether this shows any courage on Grover's part. ─
I wanted to protest. None of what happened was Grover's fault. I also felt really, really guilty. If I hadn't given Grover the slip at the bus station, he might not have gotten in trouble.
─ He'll get a second chance, won't he? ─
Chiron winced. ─ I'm afraid that was Grover's second chance, Percy. The council was not anxious to give him another, either, after what happened the first time, five years ago. Olympus knows, I advised him to wait longer before trying again. He's still so small for his age… .─
─ How old is he? ─
─ Oh, twenty-eight. ─
─ What! And he's in sixth grade? ─
─ Satyrs mature half as fast as humans, Percy. Grover has been the equivalent of a middle school student for the past six years. ─
─ That's terrible. ─
─ Quite. ─ Chiron agreed. ─ At any rate, Grover is a late bloomer, even by satyr standards, and not yet very accomplished at woodland magic. Alas, he was anxious to pursue his dream. Perhaps now he will find some other career… . ─
─ That's not fair. ─ I said. ─ What happened the first time? Was it really so bad? ─
Chiron looked away quickly. ─ Let's move along, shall we? ─
But I wasn't quite ready to let the subject drop. Something had occurred to me when Chiron talked about my mother's fate, as if he were intentionally avoiding the word death. The beginnings of an idea, a tiny, hopeful fire, started forming in my mind.
─ Chiron. ─ I said. ─ If the gods and Olympus and all that are real… ─
─ Yes, child? ─
─ Does that mean the Underworld is real, too? ─
Chiron's expression darkened.