16/07
[16-07 08:30]
Prongs: didnt know i fell asleep
Prongs: i hope my alarm didnt wake you
Prongs: have a good day today, star!
[16-07 12:09]
Star: Your alarm didn't wake me.
Star: Your occasional snores, did.
Prongs: i dont snore
Prongs: i talk, yes
Prongs: snore? never
Star: Keep telling yourself that.
Prongs: youre nothing but a liar
Prongs: how has you day been so far?
Prongs: any interesting star facts?
Star: I just woke up
Star: Stop talking to me
Star: I haven't had coffee yet
Prongs: you drink your coffee black, don't you
Prongs: thats why you're so bitter?
[16-07 12:23]
Star: Haha.
Prongs: im right once more!
Star: Sadly.
Prongs: tell me your favourite colour
Star: Why?
Prongs: because im asking nicely?
Prongs: im curious, Star
Prongs: its a harmless fact
Star: Green
Star: You?
Prongs: red!
Prongs: we compliment eachother
Prongs: anyways, gotta go back to work! bye star
[Read 12:30]
[16-07 23:15]
Star: Why are people so goddamn stupid?
Star: If I have to yell your order back to you
Star: Do you really deserve it?
Prongs: depends
Prongs: maybe theyre deaf?
Star: I can assure he was not
Star: Completely pissed? Yes
[16-07 23:25]
Star: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
Prongs: are you alright?
Star: HE FUCKING PISSED
Star: INSIDE THE FUCKING PUB
Star: IN A FAKE PLANT
Prongs: WHAT
Prongs: HAHAHAHA
Star: It's not funny
Star: I fucking have to clean it up
Prongs: HAHAAHHAAH
Prongs: im sorry, Star, it is quite funny
Star: My fucking coworker thinks so too
Star: She's on the floor laughing so hard she's crying
Star: My boss chased him down the street, this motherfucker is now mopping the floor
Star: If this was my store, I'd make him mop it with his own shirt
Prongs: what the actual fuck
Star: I'm done with today
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[16-07 23:30]
Reg: I think I've finally someone more drunk than Barty
Evan: Not possible
Barty: second that
Panda: dont believe you
Reg: This man pissed INSIDE the Three Broomsticks today
Reg: In a fake plant
Evan: I take it back
Evan: That's low, even for Barty
Barty: now i have to doit
Barty: mark my teritory
Evan: NO
Panda: NO
Reg: I'll kill you.
Barty: be there in five x
[23:35]
Cas: I was crying on the floor with laughter
Cas: you should've seen Reg's face when he realised
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[23:36]
Star: Okay, he's banned for life
Star: Cleaned his piss
Star: And I'm so getting wasted tonight
Prongs: understandable
Prongs: stay safe though!
Prongs: why did he even piss there?
Star: Because I wouldn't serve him more alcohol
Star: It was his personal fuck you
Star: He threathened me and like a true Karen, started recording me
Prongs: wtf is wrong with people
Prongs: are you okay?
Star: Yeah
Star: I can laugh about it
Star: I'm gonna closing up now
Prongs: bye!
Prongs: have fun tonight!!