Sirius’ Ass
Sirius relaxes when he sees Remus come towards him, pulling him into a hug, it's been a long day.
"Hello love, glad you're home."
Remus hums and kisses Sirius' neck gently. They keep hugging until Remus' hands wander down to Sirius' ass.
Sirius pulls away and puts his hands on his hips. "And what have you done to deserve my ass?"
Remus smirks, remembering last night when he might have pissed Sirius off a little bit, good to know the other hasn't forgotten.
"Excatly, nothing. Now go make dinner I'm doing the laundry."
Remus nods at Sirius' commands, you don't mess around when he's not in the greatest mood.
Almost an hour later dinner is done, and Sirius is nowhere to be seen. He called him ten minutes before it was ready, he must not have heard.
He takes his oven mitts off and goes wandering towards the utility room. Ah, Sirius was listening to music, that's why he hadn't heard.
Standing in the doorway, Remus sees the perfect chance in front of him.
Sirius bent over picking up some laundry, completely oblivious to Remus standing behind him.
Remus takes a step forward and runs his hands down Sirius' back and stops on his ass, he can practically tell Sirius is rolling his eyes.
"Dinner's ready."
Sirius turns around, and takes Remus' hands off his ass. "The more you touch my ass, the less chance of you actually getting it tonight."
Remus laughs and kisses Sirius' forehead before walking out to the dining room. "I don't think you could say no."
Sirius raises his eyebrows. "Want to test it?" Remus sighs, maybe he lost this small argument.
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After dinner Remus takes his last chance.
They are cuddled up on the sofa with icecream as desert, Sirius is lay on his side with his head on Remus' lap.
Remus sees the perfect chance with Sirius' ass out on show.
But he does it carefully, resting his hand on Sirius' shoulder, then very slowly moving it down Sirius' side, nearing his hips.
"I'm not stupid."
Remus' hand freezes and he hears a tiny laugh come out of Sirius.
"Can I?"
Sirius nods, "that's all it takes Remus, to ask!"
Remus rolls his eyes, he knows Sirius is half messing with him, he is very good at asking in bed if everything is okay.
He moves his hand all the way down to Sirius' ass, gladly letting it rest there without anything stopping him.